I just got a little bit more info from BMW Customer Relations.
They put in my VIN number and were able to see on their system that my car was recieved into the VDC last Friday on the 26th. Sounds like it was slow to get through customs. I can't speak for anybody else, but the dude told me that my car will probably be processed through the VPC starting today and may be at the dealer as early as Wednesday, assuming they have enough oil pumps and stuff there. I hope he is right.
I do feel a little better at least knowing that the car is at least at the VPC and knowing when it got there.
I'm pretty sure that there is no possible way that I can ever own an F10 M5 without straightpipes.