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“On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and M powered and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it’s the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!”

“The story so far: As usual, Ginger and I are engaged on our quest to find out what the hell is going on with the oil pump issues and save humanity from my nemesis, some bastard at Porsche who is presumably responsible.”