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      10-03-2013, 09:44 AM   #64
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FWD M5.
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No I read the press release, that's not happening until the generation after, where the 5 and 7 series move to UKL platform with transverse 2cylinder engines, and the floor panel under the driver has holes pre drilled to allow stiletto heel driving. There will of course be optional brake lights and headlights on the 5 series and above. The 3's will make do with candles and fairy lights unless you pay 1500 for the optional torches. The engines will also make no noise unless you pay for the Harmon Kardon engine noise generators, this option is only available however on 5 and above. 3 series drivers will be offered a CD recording of a Golf driver making engine noises as an optional upgrade with added screeches for the understeer. 1 series owners will be able to buy optional additional wheels so that the 4th generation model can be used as a car as well as a wheel barrow.
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