As far as super sedans there isn't anything else. If I were you, I'd go buy a really shitty Hyundai and drive it when you feel this way and you'll keep a nice mental balance about the car. You can also get a 991 turbo s
I'm going that route after this car. I don't have a wife and kids and I can't have more than one of my GF's in the car at a time so..... what's the point of having 5 seats?