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      05-08-2014, 11:50 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by GarbageMan View Post
I'd sooner have a "hot tar enema" than let some puke touch the car. Don't give me the, "they handle many more expensive cars than yours" BS... Never. Not with a goat, not on a boat, not on a plane, not on a train, will some valet puke so much as breathe on it. Give it to me...
Wow! A 'hot tar enema'...? Quite extreme... Lol.

While I don't valet my car, I think if given the choice of either hot tar shot up my ass or let my car be valeted.... I'm pretty sure I'm going with the choice that doesn't involve anal penetration. But that's just me. Call me conservative I guess.
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