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      04-05-2016, 08:56 AM   #25191
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Slightly more than I lose for having a VW Scirocco Mk II.
I knew of only one Black with a Scirocco and he lived in Kendall Park, NJ.
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No, I'm not that black.
You like big booty u black.



U a big booty lovin' boi.
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You shall be......Daquante'.



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I think it is something most of us suffer from occasionally. Just as long as it doesn't impact your regular life too harshly...right?
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Is that all it takes, I'm a s black as anyone then
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I knew of only one Black with a Scirocco and he lived in Kendall Park, NJ.
I had silver and dark grey Sciroccos.
I lose even more points for having a Merkur XR4ti (Ford Sierra).
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You like big booty u black.



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Is that all it takes, I'm a s black as anyone then
Yep. I'm black.
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Is this really a good test, I never knew. Maybe I've been profiled and not known.
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I haven't seen that in YEARS! LMFAO!!!!


You've won the internet, this round.
BTW, these guys drove a blue BMW 745i in the movie....it had gold wheels.

I vividly recall because my best buddy had a 733i that we used to call the fish and when we saw the movie on video we started calling him Jamaican.
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I had silver and dark grey Sciroccos.
I lose even more points for having a Merkur XR4ti (Ford Sierra).
I had a gf back in the day that referred to it as an "ex-erati" - rhymed with Maserati. Yeah, she didn't last. #worth though.
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I had silver and dark grey Sciroccos.
I lose even more points for having a Merkur XR4ti (Ford Sierra).
But not from KP right?

Dude, I'm sorry to say....you lose points for being a human if you've had an XR4Ti. Lol.
Didn't that thing have like a triple decker rear spoiler?

Sciroccos are great. I had a VR6 Jetta III and used to pull 3-wheel turns in it.
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I had a gf back in the day that referred to it as an "ex-erati" - rhymed with Maserati. Yeah, she didn't last. #worth though.
Dude...again?
Was her name Charlotte? She was an engineering student at my school and said the same thing. Awesome bod...Medusa-esque face.
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I had silver and dark grey Sciroccos.
I lose even more points for having a Merkur XR4ti (Ford Sierra).
My first car. If it had sweet rims and it was today, then I could potentially gain points. Since this was 1986 and it was freshly purchased from my grandparents, I am pretty sure I lose points.
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Dude...again?
Was her name (1) Charlotte? She was an (2) engineering student (3) at my school and said the same thing. (4) Awesome bod...(5) Medusa-esque face.
Haha..
1. No
2. Yes
3. No
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I had a gf back in the day that referred to it as an "ex-erati" - rhymed with Maserati. Yeah, she didn't last. #worth though.
Omg one of my HS buddies had an XR4Ti and he used to call it the Exrati!
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My first car. If it had sweet rims and it was today, then I could potentially gain points. Since this was 1986 and it was freshly purchased from my grandparents, I am pretty sure I lose points.
This could've been a Donk.

My parents had the Impala version when I was a kid. I kinda miss the boxy design.
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But not from KP right?

Dude, I'm sorry to say....you lose points for being a human if you've had an XR4Ti. Lol.
Didn't that thing have like a triple decker rear spoiler?

Sciroccos are great. I had a VR6 Jetta III and used to pull 3-wheel turns in it.
I did spend time in Lakehurst and Tom's River.

Are you kidding?
Double-deck spoiler. I ripped out the injectors and put in higher flow variants, slapped on an intercooler, and routed out the throttle body. Sooooooo much power!! Unfortunately, too much for the press fit drive shaft and after I shredded the 4th one it had to go.

After one particular night of hard-core racing, I parked it on my parents lawn and it killed all of the grass under the car. The turbo and exhaust manifolds glowed bright orange after hard running. I still miss it's rawness.

Oh Yes...three wheel turns. Completely freaked all of my rear-wheel drive competitors out. The scene back then was the euro car drivers vs. the asian car drivers. Same as today.
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Yep. I'm black.
Duh.
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Are you kidding?
Double-deck spoiler. I ripped out the injectors and put in higher flow variants, slapped on an intercooler, and routed out the throttle body. Sooooooo much power!! Unfortunately, too much for the press fit drive shaft and after I shredded the 4th one it had to go.

After one particular night of hard-core racing, I parked it on my parents lawn and it killed all of the grass under the car. The turbo and exhaust manifolds glowed bright orange after hard running. I still miss it's rawness.
We used to tell my buddy that his rear spoiler was helpful to push his Exrati around like a shopping cart when it broke down. It broke down a lot.

I remember hearing about people setting grass on fire from hot exhaust. You win dude! That's some expert shit.
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We used to tell my buddy that his rear spoiler was helpful to push his Exrati around like a shopping cart when it broke down. It broke down a lot.

I remember hearing about people setting grass on fire from hot exhaust. You win dude! That's some expert shit.
It could barely hold idle consistently.

Same process with the sciroccos.
Rip out the spark arrestors, hotter wires, euro injectors, hotter plugs, Ansa exhaust, Neuspeed Throttle bodies.
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It could barely hold idle consistently.

Same process with the sciroccos.
Rip out the spark arrestors, hotter wires, euro injectors, hotter plugs, Ansa exhaust, Neuspeed Throttle bodies.
Blast from the past! Neuspeed. My VW was all Neuspeeded out. Even had a lime green windshield sticker.

See if this jives your VW juices:

- Autotech chip
- Shrick cams
- Shrick variable intake manifold
- Neuspeed strut bar
- Neuspeed short shift kit
- Neuspeed intake
- Remus exhaust with 2 square tips
- H&R springs
- centerforce clutch

That VR6 sounded like a mini 5.0
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silvergray545 must be losing his shit with all this VW talk.
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Blast from the past! Neuspeed. My VW was all Neuspeeded out. Even had a lime green windshield sticker.

See if this jives your VW juices:

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- Shrick cams
- Shrick variable intake manifold
- Neuspeed strut bar
- Neuspeed short shift kit
- Neuspeed intake
- Remus exhaust with 2 square tips
- H&R springs
- centerforce clutch

That VR6 sounded like a mini 5.0
I just shed a tear.
Sooooooo simple back then!!
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