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      02-08-2017, 01:27 PM   #46597
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Other animals have similar parts why not cut them same and make goat or donkey bacon
Bacon is mostly fat so...Hippo bacon?
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      02-08-2017, 02:20 PM   #46600
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      02-08-2017, 02:44 PM   #46602
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      02-08-2017, 03:02 PM   #46603
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Bacon is mostly fat so...Hippo bacon?
Fine with me will try, most Americans are mostly fat too
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      02-08-2017, 04:19 PM   #46604
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Fine with me will try, most Americans are mostly fat too
They say human tastes like pork. Probably your best option.
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They say human tastes like pork. Probably your best option.
The Andes plain crash...And the movie Alive .

And yes they were very hungry !
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      02-08-2017, 04:51 PM   #46606
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They say human tastes like pork. Probably your best option.
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They say human tastes like pork. Probably your best option.
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Every kind can be friends with we , but only if they are kind just like me .

In other words Ambiorix is actually really kind ...
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Every kind can be friends with we , but only if they are kind just like me .

In other words Ambiorix is actually really kind ...
Do you mean "kind" as in a nice person or "kind" as in - I'm a kind of crazy person?"

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Uh, ok you win.
Dammit Tara. I thought you weren't a quitter!
No one can compete with Ax though
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Do you mean "kind" as in a nice person or "kind" as in - I'm a kind of crazy person?"

If the person is kind as I am kind , crazy or not I like his kind .
Actually no matter what kind ...If she/he is kind like I am kind of my kind .

Dammit ...kind or not kind ,we are all kinda kind .

I'm sure you got it my friend ..
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For you Sir...

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I get that Amazon Prime is convenient and shit, but why would you next day condoms?
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I get that Amazon Prime is convenient and shit, but why would you next day condoms?
Maybe it's Monday and you're bed-ridden and you have a hooker coming over on Wednesday and want to be extra safe?
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I get that Amazon Prime is convenient and shit, but why would you next day condoms?
I order condoms from Amazon but order in advance so they'll arrive when I need them lol
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Why does it have to be a hooker? Why can't it be his crush?
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