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infinitekidM2C · 02-08-2011, 03:11 PM

Anyone up for a tuner war? I have Shmocede...u have Juicestation XXI..lets rock

UdubBadger · 02-08-2011, 03:11 PM

BTM · 02-08-2011, 03:18 PM

the ting is if i put blacklines do also need change out RFTs?

NYCGP · 02-08-2011, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by infinitekid2002

Anyone up for a tuner war? I have Shmocede...u have Juicestation XXI..lets rock

JayKay335i · 02-08-2011, 03:20 PM

I'm suing BMW for putting these horrible tires on my car .

BTM · 02-08-2011, 03:21 PM

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I'm suing BMW for putting these horrible tires on my car .

I went into limp mode and my unrestrained baby almost flew out the sunroof...gonna put these fuckers in jail

NYCGP · 02-08-2011, 03:24 PM

I tried using an anal bead for the golf tee mod...cause I didn't have a golf tee. I don't think it worked. But my car seems a bit more satisfied.

BTM · 02-08-2011, 03:25 PM

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I tried using an anal bead for the golf tee mod...cause I didn't have a golf tee. I don't think it worked. But my car seems a bit more satisfied.

If you don't have an asian girlfriend yet, it didn't work

NYCGP · 02-08-2011, 03:26 PM

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If you don't have an asian girlfriend yet, it didn't work

damn I didn't think so... Should I cut my secondary cats out? Will it void my warranty?

JayKay335i · 02-08-2011, 03:26 PM

I drove my car over an open manhole cover and now 2 rims are cracked, 2 tires are blown, my side skirt is gone, my front bumper is half gone, and one headlight is no longer attached to the car. Do you think this will be covered under warranty? It wouldn't have happened if I took my toyota. I think I'll just call BMWNA and threaten to sue unless they lemon the car.

BTM · 02-08-2011, 03:27 PM

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damn I didn't think so... Should I cut my secondary cats out? Will it void my warranty?

It will only void you're warranty if you don't take your JB3 out and clear all codes. Maybe you're wheel bearings will be void but it depends on if they give you a BMW loaner or not

NYCGP · 02-08-2011, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I drove my car over an open manhole cover and now 2 rims are cracked, 2 tires are blown, my side skirt is gone, my front bumper is half gone, and one headlight is no longer attached to the car. Do you think this will be covered under warranty? It wouldn't have happened if I took my toyota. I think I'll just call BMWNA and threaten to sue unless they lemon the car.

I saw that thread!!! Hahahah the guy got airborne with his car and didn't understand how it wasn't covered under warranty!!

BTM · 02-08-2011, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I drove my car over an open manhole cover and now 2 rims are cracked, 2 tires are blown, my side skirt is gone, my front bumper is half gone, and one headlight is no longer attached to the car. Do you think this will be covered under warranty? It wouldn't have happened if I took my toyota. I think I'll just call BMWNA and threaten to sue unless they lemon the car.

we are paying half price for used $50,000 cars I can't believe that shit would happen

ragingclue · 02-08-2011, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

I saw that thread!!! Hahahah the guy got airborne with his car and didn't understand how it wasn't covered under warranty!!

Didn't he get downright douchey when people pointed that out as well? I mean, it's one thing to be ign'ant, it's another thing completely to get pissed when people try to educate you. The comedic value of that thread was high though.

BTM · 02-08-2011, 03:31 PM

missed it...link or deleted?

NYCGP · 02-08-2011, 03:34 PM

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Didn't he get downright douchey when people pointed that out as well? I mean, it's one thing to be ign'ant, it's another thing completely to get pissed when people try to educate you. The comedic value of that thread was high though.

very high... he acted like tehdouche.

Comet · 02-08-2011, 03:58 PM

If I were to take my BMW and fill it up with cat urine, will I get better mileage, and will it work with the JB3, and will it void my warranty if I clear the codes?

BTM · 02-08-2011, 03:59 PM

must be high octane cat urine...at least 98

GregTheStig · 02-08-2011, 04:16 PM

I started my car this morning when it was 34 degrees and this weird white mist/steam came out of my tailpipes but went away after a while. Is that bad? Do I need to take it in? IS IT MY HPFP?!?

NYCGP · 02-08-2011, 04:18 PM

My car is super sluggish in the morning when I start it up. I tried to race some guy like a half a mile from my house one morning. The car ran like crap. But strangely enough, it ran perfectly in the afternoon. Is there something wrong with my car?

ragingclue · 02-08-2011, 04:24 PM

My favorite are the threads made to bitch about the threads bitching about the HPFP.

BMWinNorthdakota · 02-08-2011, 05:38 PM

I prefer to spectate.

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BTM Banned 479 Rep 10,309 Posts Drives: A///MERICAN!!! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: A///MERICA!!! iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 BMW Z4 M Coupe [7.20]	the ting is if i put blacklines do also need change out RFTs?
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NYCGP WTF are you looking at? 232 Rep 1,560 Posts Drives: Bandwagon Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Jungle iTrader: (0)	I tried using an anal bead for the golf tee mod...cause I didn't have a golf tee. I don't think it worked. But my car seems a bit more satisfied.
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JayKay335i Banned 189 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	I drove my car over an open manhole cover and now 2 rims are cracked, 2 tires are blown, my side skirt is gone, my front bumper is half gone, and one headlight is no longer attached to the car. Do you think this will be covered under warranty? It wouldn't have happened if I took my toyota. I think I'll just call BMWNA and threaten to sue unless they lemon the car.
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BTM Banned 479 Rep 10,309 Posts Drives: A///MERICAN!!! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: A///MERICA!!! iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 BMW Z4 M Coupe [7.20]	missed it...link or deleted?
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BTM Banned 479 Rep 10,309 Posts Drives: A///MERICAN!!! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: A///MERICA!!! iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 BMW Z4 M Coupe [7.20]	must be high octane cat urine...at least 98
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GregTheStig derp 48 Rep 1,203 Posts Drives: a Tuk Tuk Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Atlanta, GA iTrader: (1)	I started my car this morning when it was 34 degrees and this weird white mist/steam came out of my tailpipes but went away after a while. Is that bad? Do I need to take it in? IS IT MY HPFP?!? __________________
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NYCGP WTF are you looking at? 232 Rep 1,560 Posts Drives: Bandwagon Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Jungle iTrader: (0)	My car is super sluggish in the morning when I start it up. I tried to race some guy like a half a mile from my house one morning. The car ran like crap. But strangely enough, it ran perfectly in the afternoon. Is there something wrong with my car?
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