Gumball Aventador

[Alpha///M]

Ok, its not a BMW, but its worthy of a post and a couple of pic's. Ive seen this Aventador a couple of times on Long Island, in Huntington to be exact. I believe the color is Arancio Argos Pearl Effect. The car is sick! So this past weekend I was chilling in Huntington with my gf, and here comes this Lambo again, except this time the car was wrapped with Hexis chrome wrap. It looked like a billboard! There was a crowd of people around it snapping photo's (like myself), and oogling at this thing while the guy was dining alfresco next to his baby (the car). Oh, I believe his girlfriend was sitting next to him, but nobody really noticed. I should have snapped a shot of her too! Anyway, along with all the other advertisements plastered to the wrap on this car was the giant "Gumball 3000" sticker on the hood. A quick search reveals a who's-who of ballers ponying up big bucks for this race that started this year in NY last month. Im sure it's a far cry from one of my favorite movies Cannonball Run with Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise. Remember that flick? Jamie Farr, the sheik driving the rolls. Classic! Anyway, enjoy the crappy two pic's from my droid.

http://i1246.photobucket.com/albums/...2/2ed2b13c.jpg

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[BMW Fanatic]

Just like the licence plate.. WINNING.

[SmytheAlissa]

Just like the licence plate

[DARK_M3]

Car is cool but owner is a douche...

[DARK_M3]

Actually he isn't a douche but boy oh boy does he look the part lol!!

[AbuArije5]

i seen those license plate before and boy does that guy look like a douche. but who knows

[Gentleman's V8]

looks to me like he's trying to hard.

[tommy94gt]

Ive passed him on Hempstead Tpke in East Meadow before, his car is so low made me feel like I was driving a monster truck even though my M3 is slammed. And I only passed him because he was stopped in the turning lane. lol

[positiveions]

what a character

[8_is_enough]

haters gon' hate.

[sour d's]

i would love to live his life

[John Tanglewood]

Haha this guy is awesome.

Jalopnik has done a number of articles on him, dubbing him "The Most Stereotypical Lamborghini Owner In The World"

He calls his girlfriend Concubine, and she likes it.

[John Tanglewood]

Meet The Most Stereotypical Lamborghini Owner In The World
He owns a $400,000 Lamborghini Aventador with the license plate "WINNING." He calls his girlfriend "Concubine." He loves strippers. He lives in Long Island. He is a divorce attorney. He knows Ice-T.

His name is Bryan Salamone and he is the most stereotypical Lamborghini owner in the world.
UPDATE: The World's Most Stereotypical Lamborghini Owner Speaks.

Call me a hater because I don't have the money Salamone has — and probably never will. But after perusing the Facebook page (NSFW) for his Bullrun team I'm not sure I ever want to make that much money.

The following is a list of things that Salamone does that makes him everything you'd expect from the owner of multiple exotic cars, including a Lotus Elise, Bentley Continental GT, Lamborghini Gallardo, and a Lamborghini Aventador.

He is a divorce attorney from Long Island, which while not being prima facie wrong — lasts just as long as the point in which you realize the kind of divorce attorney he is. Here's his website, where he doles out advice on how to deal with pesky spouses who claim you abuse them. Just watch the video.
He calls his girlfriend (possibly wife) "Concubine" and, from the photos, appears to treat her as someone "who lives with a man but has lower status this his wife or wives." A great notion for a divorce attorney. Photos show her, mostly undressed, with other women who at least dress like strippers. These other women hold signs like "I Heart 2 Swallow" and "I Heart Anal."


He takes really degrading pictures of her, including 69-ing in a parking lot. They aren't merely degrading to women, but actually, all human beings in general.
He "races" in the Bullrun, which is a rally-type event for impressively wealthy people who race to see who can spend the most money while attempting to flaunt their wealth. Generally, many are the 1% the other 1% want to stay away from.
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His racing team is "Team Salamone" and their logo is a stick figure with a massive penis getting head from a woman.
His license plate is "Winning," which is probably a reference to Charlie Sheen. So, we assume, at some point, he looked up to Charlie Sheen. It could also be ironic, but that seems doubtful.
Mostly because he has actually met Charlie Sheen.


He hangs out with Ice-T, which is maybe the only redeeming thing about him. We like Ice-T.
He has lot of shitty Lamborghini official merchandise he apparently wears all the time. Likely while driving.
He is the ultimate embodiment of every horrible sterotype you think about someone when he dusts your Honda Civic in a brand new Lamborghini. He is the tacky horny antithesis of a tasteful uber-wealthy exotic car owner like James Glickenhaus, who has even nicer cars but doesn't live his life like he's trying to prove to his father that he isn't secretly gay.

Not that there'd be anything wrong with that.

[Darth One]

lol..not a douche, huh?


well, maybe he's just epically trolling the world of car enthusiasts

[Vegas_Sirk]

Originally Posted by John Tanglewood

He "races" in the Bullrun, which is a rally-type event for impressively wealthy people who race to see who can spend the most money while attempting to flaunt their wealth. Generally, many are the 1% the other 1% want to stay away from.

LOL

[THE TECH]

[bmw-nj]

It's Bryan and he's actually a really nice guy. I talked to him at a car show in glen cove and he commented on how he liked my car (z4). Has a Bentley, Gallardo, and lotus too.

[Alpha///M]

Originally Posted by bmw-nj

It's Bryan and he's actually a really nice guy. I talked to him at a car show in glen cove and he commented on how he liked my car (z4). Has a Bentley, Gallardo, and lotus too.

That's like me telling my buddy his Dodge Dart is really, really nice!
Absolutly no disrespect to your Z4, or my M for that matter, but with a fleet like this guy has we're all driving Dodges! Common' bro....A bit pretentious ...

[Robert]

I have a feeling this guy (divorce attorney) do it for publicity. No press is bad press, right? Not like he's running for DA, the notoriety perhaps is a plus for business while being a complete douche bag can be fun.

What I dont understand is with all that money he still get these tricked out hoes as sidekicks. Seriously there are plenty of hotter aspiring actress in Hollywood who would want the job