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      06-09-2013, 01:03 PM   #45
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When after a spirited Sunday morning drive, you keep thinking to yourself "God D*mn, this car is so F#cking fast!" and, "Ordinary people have to get on a roller coaster at Six Flags just to feel this kind of excitement, but I get to have it every day"
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      06-09-2013, 04:01 PM   #46
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You know you drive an M5 when your wife bitches at you ' cause u spend more attention to your car than what u do to her..
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      06-09-2013, 05:26 PM   #47
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You know you drive an M5 when your wife bitches at you ' cause u spend more attention to your car than what u do to her..
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      06-09-2013, 11:38 PM   #48
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When you drive a family members Lexus SUV and almost flip it around a corner because you didn't realize how fast you were going...
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      06-10-2013, 09:04 AM   #49
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When your car calls you from your garage and tells you to hurry up and leave work in louisanna and get home and drive it.
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      06-10-2013, 12:34 PM   #50
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When you request a window seat at a restaurant just so you can look out and see it. It doesn't matter that you just climbed out only minutes ago, but if dinner lasts too long or the company is so-so, at least you can glance out and know you will be driving it home soon. And of course is anyone parks too close (seems it is always a Buick riddled with elderly who insist on donkey kicking their car doors open) you can monitor your doors and swoop into rescue mode should the need arise.
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      06-10-2013, 04:34 PM   #51
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When you have an hour to spare and you're seriously conflicted between a round of bedroom olympics or a drive on the twisties
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      06-10-2013, 06:46 PM   #52
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When you're considering a 911 because you need to "take it down a notch".
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      06-10-2013, 07:17 PM   #53
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When you're considering a 911 because you need to "take it down a notch".
Wouldn't a 911 be an upgrade?
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      06-11-2013, 09:50 AM   #54
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When you're considering a 911 because you need to "take it down a notch".
Wouldn't a 911 be an upgrade?
I think he was joking, in an ironic way.
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      06-11-2013, 12:11 PM   #55
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You know you drive an M5 when your wife bitches at you ' cause u spend more attention to your car than what u do to her..
+1 ^
I've not even taken delivery yet...

To be fair, she knows I'm doing wheels and laser/radar. I have the order of those to figure out.
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      06-11-2013, 06:43 PM   #56
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      06-11-2013, 07:35 PM   #57
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When you get into the X5 Diesel and throw it into D/S instead of reverse
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      06-12-2013, 10:02 AM   #58
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You know you drive an F10 M5 when you are constantly jamming out and can't hear a dam thing.

You know you drive an F10 M5 when every 335i in the universe wants to race.

You know you drive an F10 M5 when your raping 911 turbos and stage 4 550's.
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      06-13-2013, 11:09 AM   #59
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You know you drive a F10 M5 when you go drive someone else car expecting to see your Speed and Rpms on the front windshield.
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      06-13-2013, 11:25 AM   #60
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You know you drive a F10 M5 when...
you find a way to include your car in every and anything you do.

You know you drive a F10 M5 when...
the playoffs are on and you'd rather be driving your car instead of watching Lebron get beat up on.

You know you drive a F10 M5 when...
your gf says she's never seen you THIS happy in her life.

You know you drive a F10 M5 when...
everyman in a business suit checks out your ride.

You know you drive a F10 M5 when...
hardly anyone wants to test you on the road.

You know you drive a F10 M5 when...
last week you were lazy, now this week you cant stay in the house for longer then 10 minutes.

You know you drive a F10 M5 when...
your dog used to go everywhereeeeeeee with you, now he stays in the house most the time.

You know you drive a F10 M5 when...
music in your car is no longer a priority of any sort.

You know you drive a F10 M5 when...
your dog used to get all the compliments, now ppl look past him and check out the car.

i've been waiting to post here after i purchased.
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      06-14-2013, 06:46 PM   #61
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You know you drive an F10 M5 when Girls don't check out your ride but dudes do!
When you see a 760, you cringe thinking why would anyone spend the money on that when you can have an m5.
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      06-15-2013, 11:03 PM   #62
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When you are taking in numerous switchbacks in the San Diego canyons and the driver gets car sick! #M5Army FTW
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      06-16-2013, 02:58 AM   #63
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When the cop walks up to your window and the first thing he says is; "Man,your car is fast!"

(Yep, really happened day three of ownership)
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      06-16-2013, 08:19 AM   #64
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.....when you sit in your M5 while in the garage thinking to yourself how blessed you are to be driving this car.
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      06-18-2013, 08:48 PM   #65
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When you accidentally pick up the owner's manual instead of the Bible.
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      06-18-2013, 09:00 PM   #66
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You know you drive an F10 M5 when you miss the sound of the e60's NA V10

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