You know you drive an F10 M5 when...

[johnsama86]

when you realize cardio is no more necessary because you get wet with your sweat for detailing M5 for hours

[boots]

When your name is pkilla617

[(H)]

You know you drive an M5 when you are so happy to answer you wife's question "are you having an affair, honey" after you left for an hour for the fifth consecutive evening after dinner to take your car for a spin with "yes, don't be mad, I do! I have an affair with my car".

[h4nh]

when you always have to carry a quart of oil in the trunk because the "low engine oil" pops up every 1000 miles and bmw still does not have a fix for it

[AM47]

When your daughter drops a snow shovel on the car denting the B pillar and you are about to lose it and your wife does the screaming for you ( ps alot better than I could have )

[(H)]

You know you drive an F10 M5 when you have this sudden urge for unconventional detours.

[Hirenarora]

When you lie to your wife about going to get some beer or may be groceries

[DingolfingLove]

When you get a little oversteer in an underground car park

[lsturbointeg]

lol this thread is too funny!

[DCT OFF]

You know you drive a F10 M5 when you out having dinner with your girlfriend and you on the phone reading the m5 fourm lol.

[bruza]

Originally Posted by DCT OFF

You know you drive a F10 M5 when you out having dinner with your girlfriend and you on the phone reading the m5 fourm lol.

I do that a lot

[Hirenarora]

Originally Posted by bruza

I do that a lot

I have been doing the same lately? My first M arriving today ?

[johntomferg]

I'll throw another log on the fire:

When your Christmas list includes parts/accessories for an F10 M5...

[DCT OFF]

When someone ask you if that's a real M5 lol.

[borys]

When you look at reflection in the car upfront and try not to look anymore because you got scared

[borys]

When you put in the best gas and drop $85 for the tank and its gone in 2 days because of your useless joy rides

[borys]

When you like someone riding with you in the front passenger seat because with their weight it does not squeak and the seat belt buckle doesn't hit plastic cover between doors on bumps

[HXS]

.... When your kid tells you "Daddy you should just marry your M5 cuz you don't give enough attention to Mommy".

[soooma]

When you are in the market again and have a chance to change your M5 F10 car and find yourself replacing it yet with another M5 F10 different color and with ZCP and never done this before !!!!

[The Kid]

Originally Posted by bruza

I do that a lot

Preach! I so do this.

[irishbimmer]

when the local teenagers think you are cool...

[carlos3679]

When you catch people In other cars looking at your M5 while stopped at a red light, then when they notice you caught them looking, the give you a thumbs up and look away LOL