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      04-29-2012, 03:21 PM   #23
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I'm surprised he found a lawyer to take the case...

I'm not a urologist, but you usually have to have some sort of underlying either vascular or hematologic issue to lead to priapism, or be on any number of ED medications (viagra, cialis, etc). Not sure how you blame that on BMW.

Getting an erection from a vibrating seat does bring me back to middle school days... damn pubertal awkwardness.
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      04-29-2012, 03:21 PM   #24
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I always say to myself, everytime I see those stupid warning labels, someone sued and won, now the rest will suffer
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Look at the labels on some microwave meals, like PLASTIC COVER MUST BE REMOVED BEFORE EATING!! WTF!?



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If he modified the seat, BMW is not liable.
Dealer modified the seat prior to him getting it according to Jalop, he is saying that the seat has a defective design or was installed improperly
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      04-29-2012, 03:38 PM   #25
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Everlasting erection? Where can I buy that seat?
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      04-29-2012, 04:53 PM   #26
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Everlasting erection? Where can I buy that seat?
hahahah bmw has a whole new market open now
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      04-29-2012, 06:21 PM   #27
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I'm not gonna lie...I kinda get that too every time I finish a spirited ride on my BMW S1000RR...not gonna sue BMW for that...that's why I bought it!!!! lol
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      04-29-2012, 06:51 PM   #28
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      04-29-2012, 06:54 PM   #29
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Sounds like a hard luck case.
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      04-29-2012, 07:43 PM   #30
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they'll need some hard evidence for this case
LOL
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      04-30-2012, 10:13 AM   #31
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Scarlett Johanson better lawyer up


That awkward moment when he pulls up next to a woman at a stoplight.
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      04-30-2012, 10:26 AM   #32
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read this yesterday LOL ~Frost
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      04-30-2012, 10:27 AM   #33
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      04-30-2012, 10:41 AM   #34
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Haha, if ya can't take the heat....go buy a Prius.
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      04-30-2012, 10:45 AM   #35
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Scarlett Johanson better lawyer up
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      04-30-2012, 10:49 AM   #36
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Lol Only Bmw can do this to you.... Too cracking.
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      04-30-2012, 10:49 AM   #37
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they'll need some hard evidence for this case
lol i seewhatyoudidthere
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      04-30-2012, 11:03 AM   #38
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he wants to sue BMW for some butcher-job penile enlargement.
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      04-30-2012, 11:28 AM   #39
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Our society is frickin pathetic.
+1. I can't believe the lawyers who take these cases.
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      04-30-2012, 11:36 AM   #40
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      04-30-2012, 11:36 AM   #41
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Anything for a buck.
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      04-30-2012, 11:41 AM   #42
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This can only happen in the US...
Agreed. Only in the US do you see dumb lawsuits like this. Absolutely pathetic.

Also, Pulp Fiction is a great movie!
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      04-30-2012, 11:59 AM   #43
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what a weenie

Maybe he should go buy one of theses instead... Obviously that bike is too much for him and his sensitive parts

If it doesnt get thrown out before going to court, then i hope BMW lets it go the whole way so that they have to show pictures of his pathetic excuse for manhood...

GROW a SET ... oh thats right... you cant...all the blood seems to have rushed somewhere else...
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      04-30-2012, 12:28 PM   #44
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a 20 month erection is impressive, lmao

If he had documented visits to the ER, his case might be more solid, pun intended...
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