Does a peacock taste like chicken?

greentrbo95gst · 04-22-2014, 03:57 PM

I am sorry, but this made me crack up pretty loud. This must be a first.

RPiM5 · 04-22-2014, 04:00 PM

I was thinking me and Greentrbo95gst can come to your house and we'll scare them away with our exhausts. Lol!

DrewM5 · 04-22-2014, 04:10 PM

You guys match! Maybe if you stop wearing Peacock Blue shirts, he will stop trying to mate with you.

Actor · 04-22-2014, 04:13 PM

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You guys match! Maybe if you stop wearing Peacock Blue shirts, he will stop trying to mate with you.

Good point; what if the peacock saw the blue M5 as a threat to the "babes"?

stealth.pilot · 04-22-2014, 04:13 PM

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That picture is hilarious. Is it against the law to poison them? Lol!

I know a guy whose neighbor kept cats outdoors. The cats would sit on the roof of his car and cause scratches. In the end he started leaving saucers of anti freeze outside his doorstep. Took care of the cats.

Nobody has the money to do an autopsy on a cat, and it's very easy to clear up the evidence. Even if they catch it on video, who is it say it isn't just milk or water with food coloring. Everyone has anti freeze in their garage, doesn't prove a thing.

Anti freeze is blue too.

DrewM5 · 04-22-2014, 04:19 PM

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Here you go. I was able to reverse your photoshop job. Now we have the true story!

NickRac · 04-22-2014, 04:33 PM

Never a peacock attack - however - I was attacked by a pack of wild turkeys in my M3

dhirm5 · 04-22-2014, 04:43 PM

This thread is amazing! Attacking turkeys! LOL

M5essex · 04-22-2014, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by stealth.pilot

I know a guy whose neighbor kept cats outdoors. The cats would sit on the roof of his car and cause scratches. In the end he started leaving saucers of anti freeze outside his doorstep. Took care of the cats.

Nobody has the money to do an autopsy on a cat, and it's very easy to clear up the evidence. Even if they catch it on video, who is it say it isn't just milk or water with food coloring. Everyone has anti freeze in their garage, doesn't prove a thing.

Anti freeze is blue too.

Bit extreme and fuct up... I'd happily poison the cat-killer

stealth.pilot · 04-22-2014, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by stealth.pilot

I know a guy whose neighbor kept cats outdoors. The cats would sit on the roof of his car and cause scratches. In the end he started leaving saucers of anti freeze outside his doorstep. Took care of the cats.

Nobody has the money to do an autopsy on a cat, and it's very easy to clear up the evidence. Even if they catch it on video, who is it say it isn't just milk or water with food coloring. Everyone has anti freeze in their garage, doesn't prove a thing.

Anti freeze is blue too.

Bit extreme and fuct up... I'd happily poison the cat-killer

Well he did try to resolve it amicably for several months. Cat owner just didn't care.

Maddict3 · 04-22-2014, 06:38 PM

Oh hell no.

I would Kill the peacock

greentrbo95gst · 04-22-2014, 06:51 PM

Few revs with the rpi gtm should scare them away

Mscarpa · 04-22-2014, 08:14 PM

This is so not funny those damn dirty birds. Don't mess with a mans car. The dog comment is good. Get a real powerful paintball gun and have some fun. It won't kill them but bother the hell out of them from a distance. Maybe then they will leave your yard.

04S · 04-23-2014, 03:20 AM

Let the M5 run it over. M5 gets revenge. Job done.

GarbageMan · 04-23-2014, 03:29 AM

BB gun my a--... I would have killed it, plain and simple. But hey, I'm from Texas; it's what we do... The interesting thing is that if all this had happened, and I had ventilated that damn bird, folks here would completely understand "offing" it, given the circumstances. Somehow, I think those in the society where you live wouldn't be "on the same page" with this...

GarbageMan · 04-23-2014, 03:33 AM

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Bit extreme and fuct up... I'd happily poison the cat-killer

I disagree. I would have at least done something analogous, and probably had some very uncomfortable confrontation(s) with this neighbor, very uncomfortable.

M5essex · 04-23-2014, 03:45 AM

fair cop. you septics are a law unto themselves....

M5essex · 04-23-2014, 03:52 AM

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BB gun my a--... I would have killed it, plain and simple. But hey, I'm from Texas; it's what we do... The interesting thing is that if all this had happened, and I had ventilated that damn bird, folks here would completely understand "offing" it, given the circumstances. Somehow, I think those in the society where you live wouldn't be "on the same page" with this...

if it wasn't a protected bird, id have shot and eaten the evidence for Sunday lunch! are these birds protected everywhere? I know they are considered Sacred animals in India..

clar · 04-23-2014, 05:50 AM

Who's to know what happened to the bird if u ate it?

DrewM5 · 04-23-2014, 08:15 AM

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if it wasn't a protected bird, id have shot and eaten the evidence for Sunday lunch! are these birds protected everywhere? I know they are considered Sacred animals in India..

And there is your solution . . . pack the bird up and ship it to India.

Nordkeyz73 · 04-23-2014, 08:29 AM

Your city should have a law protecting M5s, not the birds.

carchrism5 · 04-23-2014, 08:44 AM

Man am I glad I decided to read the M5 section today, with the exception of the damage to the OPs car this thread is hilarious

04-22-2014, 03:57 PM	#23
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04-22-2014, 04:33 PM	#29
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04-22-2014, 06:38 PM	#33
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04-22-2014, 06:51 PM	#34
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Mscarpa Private First Class 10 Rep 147 Posts Drives: 2014 M5 Black on black! Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: CT iTrader: (0)	This is so not funny those damn dirty birds. Don't mess with a mans car. The dog comment is good. Get a real powerful paintball gun and have some fun. It won't kill them but bother the hell out of them from a distance. Maybe then they will leave your yard.
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04S Captain 174 Rep 839 Posts Drives: M4 xDrive, X5 40i and U11 X1 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Sydney, Australia iTrader: (0)	Let the M5 run it over. M5 gets revenge. Job done.
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04-23-2014, 03:29 AM	#37
GarbageMan First Lieutenant 37 Rep 305 Posts Drives: 2014 M5 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Katy, TX iTrader: (0)	BB gun my a--... I would have killed it, plain and simple. But hey, I'm from Texas; it's what we do... The interesting thing is that if all this had happened, and I had ventilated that damn bird, folks here would completely understand "offing" it, given the circumstances. Somehow, I think those in the society where you live wouldn't be "on the same page" with this...
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