M5POST
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Go Back   M5POST - BMW M5 Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      02-17-2017, 02:50 PM   #11221
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6459
Rep
2,265
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by RJ_ View Post
Ordered new brakes with all the fixin's today. Gonna be so fresh.

What color should I paint the calipers?
Leopard print.
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 3
Biorin2662
RJ_1169

      02-17-2017, 03:00 PM   #11222
1MOREMOD
2016 Track Days - 3| Ridge 1:52:24|Pacific 1:33:30
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
4656
Rep
18,207
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
If you've never tried it, then you are missing out.
No thanks won't be eating kale or beets or any other dumb shit
Appreciate 1
smoosh1975

      02-17-2017, 03:02 PM   #11223
Biorin
Lieutenant
Biorin's Avatar
2662
Rep
434
Posts

Drives: to get cheeseburgers
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Sweatervests & Range Rovers

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by RJ_ View Post
Ordered new brakes with all the fixin's today. Gonna be so fresh.

What color should I paint the calipers?
Rainbow tie-dye. Can you powdercoat glitter?


Red calipers are my favorite.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post
you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
Appreciate 1
RJ_1169

      02-17-2017, 03:08 PM   #11224
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6459
Rep
2,265
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Biorin View Post
Rainbow tie-dye. Can you powdercoat glitter?


Red calipers are my favorite.
Winner!!!
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 0
      02-17-2017, 03:11 PM   #11225
///M Power-Belgium
Major General
///M Power-Belgium's Avatar
Belgium
10498
Rep
8,920
Posts

Drives: ///M3-DCT- E92 Silverstone II
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Belgium

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by RJ_ View Post
Ordered new brakes with all the fixin's today. Gonna be so fresh.

What color should I paint the calipers?
In specific *Brembo* red..
__________________
BPM DEV-Tune & DCT software update & Servotronic & coding///Alpine HID Angeleyes///Oem.exhaust mod.
Appreciate 0
      02-17-2017, 03:14 PM   #11226
RJ_
Baby-faced Assassin
RJ_'s Avatar
No_Country
1169
Rep
150
Posts

Drives: when car isn't broke.
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Department of the Posterior

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
Leopard print.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Biorin View Post
Rainbow tie-dye. Can you powdercoat glitter?


Red calipers are my favorite.
Glitter leopard print, got it.

They have cheetah print hydro-dipping films, but I don't think those inks will hold up to brake temperatures.
Appreciate 2
      02-17-2017, 03:18 PM   #11227
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
10061
Rep
19,678
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
How's the pretending going? Fooling anyone? It used to be my most favourite game, until I became self employed.

Now it sucks.
It went well!

6k down from the start, I paid 40k taxes and a personal favorite was when my kids made lunch under my supervision and I ended up buying the stock I didn't want (dyslexia) and it went up, unlike the one I was supposed to buy....

It's like I'm Trump, failing all over!

No mail, did I misspell the stupid address?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by dmk08 View Post
I just love how I can derail all of your intellectual conversations for a short time with a one liner about bags of dicks
Appreciate 0
      02-17-2017, 03:33 PM   #11228
Aatish
Lofty
Aatish's Avatar
United_States
3238
Rep
709
Posts

Drives: MG/DB 14' 335i X-Drive
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Madhouse on Madison

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by RJ_ View Post
Glitter leopard print, got it.

They have cheetah print hydro-dipping films, but I don't think those inks will hold up to brake temperatures.
Yellow
Appreciate 1
RJ_1169

      02-17-2017, 03:38 PM   #11229
///M Power-Belgium
Major General
///M Power-Belgium's Avatar
Belgium
10498
Rep
8,920
Posts

Drives: ///M3-DCT- E92 Silverstone II
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Belgium

iTrader: (0)

Company update..

In the last three weeks I screened three dudes for a job as my assistant help .

1- A Portuguese
2- A Tunisian
3- A Russian

From my tests as Author from the education the Russian dude was clearly the winner of the trio !
Today the Russian with the name Jonathan got a contract from 3 months from me to begin with..
The other dudes ain't no good ..

My 2 female blonde and black angel (quality-assistants) After 6 months I gave them a full contract with unlimited time..And today they bought me cherry pie with whipped cream because they love me ..And of course I payed them the coffee .
So today I got whipped cream on my nose
__________________
BPM DEV-Tune & DCT software update & Servotronic & coding///Alpine HID Angeleyes///Oem.exhaust mod.
Appreciate 1
Aatish3238

      02-17-2017, 03:38 PM   #11230
Joekerr
Joe King
Joekerr's Avatar
1221
Rep
474
Posts

Drives: 2012 300C SRT8
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
It went well!

6k down from the start, I paid 40k taxes and a personal favorite was when my kids made lunch under my supervision and I ended up buying the stock I didn't want (dyslexia) and it went up, unlike the one I was supposed to buy....

It's like I'm Trump, failing all over!

No mail, did I misspell the stupid address?
Must have - I copied directly from what you gave me. Admittedly, when I first read it, I was certain I was reading "Hiding behind a dick", which seemed fitting given the male persona online, but on closer look, I realized it was "hiding behind a nick"

Certain it isn't in junk / spam? Or email me at yamahablue@yahoo.com as that's the burner account I never check anymore. See if that works.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
he's Canadian. By international law we all must worship him and all other products of the country.
Appreciate 0
      02-17-2017, 03:56 PM   #11231
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
10061
Rep
19,678
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
Must have - I copied directly from what you gave me. Admittedly, when I first read it, I was certain I was reading "Hiding behind a dick", which seemed fitting given the male persona online, but on closer look, I realized it was "hiding behind a nick"

Certain it isn't in junk / spam? Or email me at yamahablue@yahoo.com as that's the burner account I never check anymore. See if that works.
Damn, I shouldve gotten that one! Hiding behind a dick would be so much cooler.

I emailed you just now, so see if it went through
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by dmk08 View Post
I just love how I can derail all of your intellectual conversations for a short time with a one liner about bags of dicks
Appreciate 0
      02-17-2017, 04:03 PM   #11232
Joekerr
Joe King
Joekerr's Avatar
1221
Rep
474
Posts

Drives: 2012 300C SRT8
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Damn, I shouldve gotten that one! Hiding behind a dick would be so much cooler.

I emailed you just now, so see if it went through
All right, I replied directly to yours (got it), if it doesn't go through, I have no idea, but the issue must be on my end if so.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
he's Canadian. By international law we all must worship him and all other products of the country.
Appreciate 1
Lups10061

      02-17-2017, 04:37 PM   #11233
nyalpine90
CAPPO
nyalpine90's Avatar
United_States
2451
Rep
10,291
Posts

Drives: '16 X4
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: NYC

iTrader: (4)

Garage List
2016 BMW X4  [5.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium View Post
Company update..




My 2 female blonde and black angel (quality-assistants) D
Appreciate 1
      02-17-2017, 05:19 PM   #11234
///M Power-Belgium
Major General
///M Power-Belgium's Avatar
Belgium
10498
Rep
8,920
Posts

Drives: ///M3-DCT- E92 Silverstone II
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Belgium

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by nyalpine90 View Post
You are not the only person on this forum with the request...there are 2 more persons on this forum

Honestly I tried my friend ...And several times , and yes I have pics from Wendy (the black haired) and Stella (the blonde) but sadly I don't got the permission to post in public while the pics are stored in this laptop..
I showed them this forum , but nope no result ! They are shy , and I keep always my promise ...
I'm sorry ..
__________________
BPM DEV-Tune & DCT software update & Servotronic & coding///Alpine HID Angeleyes///Oem.exhaust mod.
Appreciate 0
      02-17-2017, 05:20 PM   #11235
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
6034
Rep
2,737
Posts

Drives: 2013 E93 M3
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (4)

Well....I survived a flu bug that would have likely killed any lesser man.

Nice try shoei - you'll have to wait a little longer on that inheritance
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 2
Axius4425
shoei2625

      02-17-2017, 05:28 PM   #11236
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6459
Rep
2,265
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
Well....I survived a flu bug that would have likely killed any lesser man.

Nice try shoei - you'll have to wait a little longer on that inheritance
Lesser men contract flu bugs. This one apparently bounced off of me as just about my entire staff had it these past two weeks.

Glad you're feeling better, this one seems to be particularly bad. 4-5 day fevers for some of my peeps here.
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 0
      02-17-2017, 05:31 PM   #11237
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
6034
Rep
2,737
Posts

Drives: 2013 E93 M3
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (4)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
Well....I survived a flu bug that would have likely killed any lesser man.

Nice try shoei - you'll have to wait a little longer on that inheritance
Lesser men contract flu bugs. This one apparently bounced off of me as just about my entire staff had it these past two weeks.

Glad you're feeling better, this one seems to be particularly bad. 4-5 day fevers for some of my peeps here.
I lost 16 lbs....shit (pun intended) was rough!!!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 0
      02-17-2017, 05:35 PM   #11238
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6459
Rep
2,265
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
I lost 16 lbs....shit (pun intended) was rough!!!
Yep, that sounds about right. No fun i'm sure.
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 0
      02-17-2017, 07:03 PM   #11239
///M Power-Belgium
Major General
///M Power-Belgium's Avatar
Belgium
10498
Rep
8,920
Posts

Drives: ///M3-DCT- E92 Silverstone II
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Belgium

iTrader: (0)

Recent pic from my local BMW/Dealer ..A bunch of new ///M2's .
Attached Images
 
__________________
BPM DEV-Tune & DCT software update & Servotronic & coding///Alpine HID Angeleyes///Oem.exhaust mod.
Appreciate 1
Aatish3238

      02-17-2017, 08:11 PM   #11240
shoei
Lieutenant Colonel
shoei's Avatar
2625
Rep
1,791
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
Well....I survived a flu bug that would have likely killed any lesser man.

Nice try shoei - you'll have to wait a little longer on that inheritance
Fact of the matter remains that we now have confirmation on where this inheritance is going with your overdue demise...
Appreciate 1
Biorin2662

      02-17-2017, 08:33 PM   #11241
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4425
Rep
277
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Where the fuck is my inheritance? I got stuck in a convertible of death with the old bastard Gotta be worth SOMETHING!
Appreciate 0
      02-17-2017, 08:45 PM   #11242
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
6034
Rep
2,737
Posts

Drives: 2013 E93 M3
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (4)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
Where the fuck is my inheritance? I got stuck in a convertible of death with the old bastard Gotta be worth SOMETHING!
Can't forget my boo.....
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 0
Closed Thread

Bookmarks

Tags
.anglo is bi-polar, .asbsecu wears depends, .bimmette the ladyboy, .cunning lups, .leg humpers beware lol, allahu akbar to shoei, billups_boobie_fantasy_island, if u dont chew big red then fuq you, kitty kat, meow, sara has a horse face, several bp members have, severe issues with women, skunkwerks rules all, smelly fishie, someone_took_a_shit_on_the_coats, tags are ghey, too many old fucks here are, toting limp dicks, which is more than anglo has

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:21 AM.




m5post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST