What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Axius · 04-04-2016, 08:16 AM

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Al Sobotka would be so mad at you right now.

Yeah well...., he can go jump off a bridge. With lots of rocks at the bottom. And rusty razor blades covered in Hep C and syphilis.

Aatish · 04-04-2016, 08:16 AM

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Should have submitted your own and also pretended to be on their team so you could nail the hot chick. If I were your teacher, I would have failed you for not staying in the game.

(Oh wait... this is not the 1MOREMOD pro tips thread. Sorry.)

Actually, one of the reasons I joined the group in the first place was to attempt to nail the chick. Ended up loosing all attractions towards her after the first couple of days.

Also, I already was dating this girl, that was a pretty well known fact. Considering I was in a Catholic school, I was already pushing my luck with my Hindu ass dating a Catholic girl.

F30lolz · 04-04-2016, 08:22 AM

Job interview today for a temp to perm position. Hope for the best.

Aatish · 04-04-2016, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Job interview today for a temp to perm position. Hope for the best.

Best of luck!

Verbiage · 04-04-2016, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Job interview today for a temp to perm position. Hope for the best.

Best of luck!

04-04-2016, 08:36 AM

To whom it may concern.

Mywifes335 · 04-04-2016, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Best of luck!

Good luck!

Mywifes335 · 04-04-2016, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Quincy

To whom it may concern.

Only one piece?

jtodd_fl · 04-04-2016, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Only one piece?

At least it isn't his WIFE'S bacon...

Mywifes335 · 04-04-2016, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

At least it isn't his WIFE'S bacon...

His wife has bacon?

Axius · 04-04-2016, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

His wife has bacon?

If a woman is ever to be a "wife", she sure as fuck better have bacon.

04-04-2016, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

If a woman is ever to be a "wife", she sure as fuck better have bacon.

That's how a woman keeps her man.

Axius · 04-04-2016, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Quincy

That's how a woman keeps her man.

Then again, dumb decision to ever get wifed up.

C5driver · 04-04-2016, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Then again, dumb decision to ever get wifed up.

Quit stealing my background pics

Mywifes335 · 04-04-2016, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Quincy

That's how a woman keeps her man.

That and unlimited access to sex, keeping fit, bringing home the bacon, taking care of the kids, etc.

But that's usually not the case. Bacon bringing and kid rearing is mostly mutually exclusive.

C5driver · 04-04-2016, 10:22 AM

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That's how a woman keeps her man.

Easy peasy

silvergray545 · 04-04-2016, 10:51 AM

ITT: Bacon, a word of many meanings.

C5driver · 04-04-2016, 10:53 AM

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ITT: Bacon, a word of many meanings.

Atherosclerosis

silvergray545 · 04-04-2016, 10:57 AM

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Atherosclerosis

I love it when you use big words I don't understand. Please bring home the bacon tonight.

Axius · 04-04-2016, 11:00 AM

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Quit stealing my background pics

I'm not a thief, I found that picture all on my own, I don't even know you!

C5driver · 04-04-2016, 11:00 AM

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Please bring home the bacon tonight.

I try...I try...

C5driver · 04-04-2016, 11:02 AM

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I don't even know you!

Why do Mondays have to feel like Mondays...

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