You know you drive an F10 M5 when...

[DaveCM5]

You know you drive an M5 when you park way out in an empty parking lot because you think those will be the last spots to fill.

[TheHouseWon]

...when you get a lovely hand-written note from a couple of hot college girls in a 4-Runner:







I took up two spots because the lot was crowded--couldn't park far away--and spaces were small (ding management)

[Hashtag_M_Rated]

You know you drive a F10 M5 when you drive a "fast" car with your friends and they are like it's so fast and you're like eh no comment, and when you drive them around in your car they understand after they start sweating when you go sideways !! lol

[apexlocator]

Not sure if its mentioned yet but,

In a parking lot with cement curbs, your car is the only one with the ass sticking way out because you dont want to damage your lip/bumper.

[Hirenarora]

When your 5 year old tells his teacher, "papa drives an Orange car and scares mama", that car is so fast it goes like Vroom Vroom. He refused to sit it any of our other vehicles.

[HXS]

Originally Posted by apexlocator

Not sure if its mentioned yet but,

In a parking lot with cement curbs, your car is the only one with the ass sticking way out because you dont want to damage your lip/bumper.

That's why I always park backwards

[GMT234]

Originally Posted by HXS

That's why I always park backwards

Me too, but I still get out and have a look, hands and knees at the back, before I go fully back.

[lsturbointeg]

Originally Posted by GMT234

Me too, but I still get out and have a look, hands and knees at the back, before I go fully back.

Haha if I was across from you and you did this I would be rolling!

[platinum903]

....when you rack your brain thinking about what kind of errand you can run.

...when your exit is 1/4 mile ahead and you need to cross 3 lanes and you immediately see a path to the exit that you can execute perfectly if you smash the throttle and hit 120 MPH (whereas you would have previously just hit the brakes and fallen in line behind the minivan next to you).

[Tanin]

You know you drive an M5 when........

You consume fuel averaging 11.4 mpg and eat a set of rear tires every 8k miles

[TrevorM3]

Originally Posted by Tanin

You know you drive an M5 when........

You consume fuel averaging 11.4 mpg and eat a set of rear tires every 8k miles

i guess i could say the same of my c63.

[Lucrecio84]

Originally Posted by ufgtrs2007

.....when you sit in your M5 while in the garage thinking to yourself how blessed you are to be driving this car.

+1

[Gcsave]

...when you pull into the middle lane from the right lane to pass using just half throttle at 35mph and the full cup of ice cream sitting on the front cup holder flies off, does a 360 forward somersault, and land face up on your fine Nappa leather covered front passenger seat

[Darkshear]

^^^^ agreed

...when you instruct passengers that all personal items must be securely stowed in the cabin, else expect a broken iPhone screen

[edysinger]

You know you drive an M5 when......

You take your wife for a WOT run and she says she can feel her brain in the back of her head.

[Gcsave]

...when your M5 trips the fuel reserve at 82 miles left and you're like wtf? Then you realize the car expects you to drive 150mph at 4mpg to the nearest gas station in 5 gallons 20 miles away, and not averaging your 16.8mpg commuting miles...

[BMWM5NYC]

Originally Posted by ///Mpower///

was cruising down the interstate the other day when i noticed a state cop coming up quickly behind me. i slowed to 60 in a 55 and pulled into the right lane. he stayed in the left, and when he got near me, i lost him in my blind spot (i knew he was there b/c the light on my SVM was on). he very (very) slowly passed me and checked out my wheels and calipers, then drove off. never experienced that before.

so yeah, that's how you know you're in an M5.

nice.

Happened to me twice with this car.

[Oliver Queen]

When you break your neck simply taking off 1st/2nd gear in a DCT under normal circumstances

[khurmit]

Originally Posted by Grayblack

Got to hear the growl!

: This!

[Hashtag_M_Rated]

Originally Posted by Gcsave

...when you pull into the middle lane from the right lane to pass using just half throttle at 35mph and the full cup of ice cream sitting on the front cup holder flies off, does a 360 forward somersault, and land face up on your fine Nappa leather covered front passenger seat

Just thinking about this happening to me is gonna make me cry !!

[Schweitzer]

When you demand your passengers empty their pockets because nothing annoys like loose change sliding along the seat track and it's next to impossible to get out.

[ZIV3R]

When you've got a meeting with the c-suite of a massive client the next morning and are still glued to the forums way past your bed time!