Tinder/Dating Apps

[1MOREMOD]

Can I do your sister too?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Well...

At least we can be whores together.

Twinsies!!

You a top or bottom bro

You can play both parts and fuck yourself?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by NemesisX

Couple of new matches already!







Someone give me a killer opening line LOL

Ooh yay! I would actually just say Hi, how's the start of your weekend so far? And then maybe mention something interesting you found in their bio. If you're bold, you can also say "you're pretty!" which they both are!

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by NemesisX

Couple of new matches already!







Someone give me a killer opening line LOL

Congrats dude!! Both are cute!

This is just my advice: be as absolutely normal as possible with an opener. Don't drop some stupid ass pick up line cause you're not 18. Wish they had some bio info to go off on, you could ask her a question about something she says...

Well Pooja has a common connection, so there's an idea for an opener. Drop something funny, like that common connection did some stupid shit and ask her if he's like that with her...

I always have great success on responses when I'm just as normal as can be. I'll say something like, "Hi! What's the most recent book you read?" If she looks like the reading type...white girl does

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Ooh yay! I would actually just say Hi, how's the start of your weekend so far? And then maybe mention something interesting you found in their bio. If you're bold, you can also say "you're pretty!" which they both are!

Holy shit! Great minds think alike! Haha I literally said pretty much the same thing

...that, or destiny, if you know what I mean

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You can play both parts and fuck yourself?

Why are you so full of anger buddy?

I take an emotional beating from you way too often

[1MOREMOD]

My leg just gets sore from all the humping?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Why are you so full of anger buddy?

I take an emotional beating from you way too often

He's angry he's in a motel in the middle of nowhere.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

My leg just gets sore from all the humping?

Fine, take your leg back

Just give me your dick, I'll suck you off

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

My leg just gets sore from all the humping?

Maybe you actually need to amp it up to work on the chicken legs?

Kidding. Don't kill me!!!

[1MOREMOD]

Too far talk to one of your trannies

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Too far talk to one of your trannies

They're too busy getting fucked

And here I am, all alone, talking to a roided douche

[1MOREMOD]

Read a book

[Lucky John]

[Aatish]

[Aatish]

Pooja. What a nice name.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Pooja. What a nice name.

Heh. I'm still trying to figure out why "the white chick" looked like she was into books while Pooja did not?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Heh. I'm still trying to figure out why "the white chick" looked like she was into books while Pooja did not?

Pooja's probably into books...check books that is.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Pooja's probably into books...check books that is.

You just won the internet today!

[Mike.]

Tinder Prince back at it, getting those cougars

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mike.

Tinder Prince back at it, getting those cougars

Charge your battery. Damn. How you not freakin' out at 12%.

Also, technically men peak at 18 and women around 40, so this should be perfect for her and you. Doooo eeeet.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Charge your battery. Damn. How you not freakin' out at 12%.

Also, technically men peak at 18 and women around 40, so this should be perfect for her and you. Doooo eeeet.

I may have to. Just to say I did it...I kind of like being single-ish because I can buy car parts and not have people yell at me