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      02-17-2017, 07:47 PM   #47059
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      02-18-2017, 05:47 AM   #47060
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      02-18-2017, 06:06 AM   #47061
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This while the American smartasses still sleep...

Was your son's dance performance finally *bad to the bone* in school ? => # 2699 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...3#post21289995
I'm sure he did a great job... knowing how his mom is on the right song
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      02-18-2017, 06:28 AM   #47062
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Shit I'm up too. Woke up imagining what a 50 cal sounds like is that normal?
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      02-18-2017, 06:31 AM   #47063
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      02-18-2017, 06:35 AM   #47064
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      02-18-2017, 06:36 AM   #47065
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Me too, you petting your monkey already
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      02-18-2017, 06:48 AM   #47066
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Good afternoon sweetheart !
This while the American smartasses still sleep...

Was your son's dance performance finally *bad to the bone* in school ? => # 2699 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...3#post21289995
I'm sure he did a great job... knowing how his mom is on the right song
Lol, it wasn't a performance, it was a school disco.

He didn't go, apparently boycotting is his chosen method of rebellion.

I guess I'm doing something right when they see men in leather pants screaming about trolls as good music, singalong to songs done before I was born and don't recognize a single top 100 song from their lifetime.

The eldest opened the door to a Jehovas witness this morning and invited him in. Then he argued with the 40 something man about evolution. The hubby and I had a hard time watching it with a straight face but at least he was respectful with his commenting.
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      02-18-2017, 07:02 AM   #47067
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Lol, it wasn't a performance, it was a school disco.

He didn't go, apparently boycotting is his chosen method of rebellion.

I guess I'm doing something right when they see men in leather pants screaming about trolls as good music, singalong to songs done before I was born and don't recognize a single top 100 song from their lifetime.

The eldest opened the door to a Jehovas witness this morning and invited him in. Then he argued with the 40 something man about evolution. The hubby and I had a hard time watching it with a straight face but at least he was respectful with his commenting.
It must run in the family...
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      02-18-2017, 07:05 AM   #47068
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This extremely rare for a town in Europe to have a US fire engine, i really think Belgians are the most American Europeans. Also some of their cops use HD bikes also really rare in Europe.

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      02-18-2017, 07:37 AM   #47069
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What's an inviligator? Don't think we have them in US.
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      02-18-2017, 07:51 AM   #47070
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Me too, you petting your monkey already
Not until shower time
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      02-18-2017, 08:24 AM   #47071
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This extremely rare for a town in Europe to have a US fire engine, i really think Belgians are the most American Europeans. Also some of their cops use HD bikes also really rare in Europe.
Yeah my friend...But meanwhile the latest news ( from 2 hours ago ) in Belgium => http://www.nieuwsblad.be/cnt/dmf20170218_02738027
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      02-18-2017, 10:08 AM   #47072
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What's an inviligator? Don't think we have them in US.
I think it's like a vibrating fleshlight.
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      02-18-2017, 10:26 AM   #47073
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I guess...You mean flashlight ?
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      02-18-2017, 10:28 AM   #47074
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Google fleshlight Belgie
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      02-18-2017, 11:14 AM   #47075
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Google fleshlight Belgie
Ohh... Google showed me this William => https://www.willie.be/fleshlight/

Nothing for me...Don't need it .I prefer to play with real pussies .
And think fake pussies feel like shit !

Few min. later Google showed me this...
C'mon guys ! Don't tell me you guys fuck cucumbers ?!?!
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      02-18-2017, 11:15 AM   #47076
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      02-18-2017, 11:19 AM   #47077
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Yeah right ...LOL with me my friend !
You know I'm used to the real stuff

Imagine Ambiorix banging plastic pussies ..Pffffff !!!
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      02-18-2017, 11:56 AM   #47078
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Sup, granny... Did you get a car yet? Or are you still just a shadow of your former self...
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      02-18-2017, 01:02 PM   #47079
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Ohh... Google showed me this William => https://www.willie.be/fleshlight/

Nothing for me...Don't need it .I prefer to play with real pussies .
And think fake pussies feel like shit !

Few min. later Google showed me this...
C'mon guys ! Don't tell me you guys fuck cucumbers ?!?!
Why is it okay and cool for a girl to fuck a cucumber but not a man. Double standards.
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      02-18-2017, 01:06 PM   #47080
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Ohh... Google showed me this William => https://www.willie.be/fleshlight/

Nothing for me...Don't need it .I prefer to play with real pussies .
And think fake pussies feel like shit !

Few min. later Google showed me this...
C'mon guys ! Don't tell me you guys fuck cucumbers ?!?!
Tot grappig, mann
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