My M5's knackered....

Stiggly · 11-17-2013, 03:06 AM

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Stiggly · 11-17-2013, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by RaySkrillz

Are you 60? Lol

Thank you

Stiggly · 11-17-2013, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by vdubpower

160

Well that's just plain stupid

Stiggly · 11-17-2013, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Stiggly

Well that's just plain stupid

ERROR

Stiggly · 11-17-2013, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by vdubpower

160

Actually, after spending some time considering your comment i would like to adjust my reply. Yes i made an error which i shared with the family (I'm no M5 expert unlike yourself it would seem) however to suggest that i could be 160 is just stupid..end off.

So after careful reflection its clear that words are often passed without thinking before hand and with this in mind i would like to take my opportunity to adjust the feelings i wish to convey.....

You are a retard.

JOHNBMWM5 · 11-17-2013, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Stiggly

So after careful reflection its clear that words are often passed without thinking before hand and with this in mind i would like to take my opportunity to adjust the feelings i wish to convey.....

Sir, you are a retard and your mother drives shtie taxi for a living...you cock!!!! and your sister needs to have a shave.....BOOM!!!!!!!!

Wow Stiggly, no one on hear means any harm mate

chill.

Stiggly · 11-17-2013, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by johnbmw6

Wow Stiggly, no one on hear means any harm mate

chill.

I here you loud and clear John..thanks

Just sick of dick shit comments

Neil McRae · 11-17-2013, 04:58 PM

bwahahaahah LOL

mstmng · 11-17-2013, 05:22 PM

vdubpower · 11-17-2013, 09:28 PM

lol loser....such strong disdain because i think the limiter button is dumb....and why edit your comment, stand by what u say

Stiggly · 11-17-2013, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by vdubpower

lol loser....such strong disdain because i think the limiter button is dumb....and why edit your comment, stand by what u say

I edited the comments as I shouldn't have made reference to you immediate family and for that I apologise.

Relax.....Your still a cock

vdubpower · 11-17-2013, 09:35 PM

could care less who you reference....i dont know u , never will...enjoy being u

Stiggly · 11-17-2013, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by vdubpower

could care less who you reference....i dont know u , never will...enjoy being u

Thank you.

DocMick · 11-18-2013, 01:23 AM

well that was unnecessary

the fact of the matter is that a speed limiter is a practical feature, as I dont have the time or patience to deal with speeding tickets, I've used the feature before

however vdub never fails to draw attention to himself, and just like every other smug but ultimately insecure AMG fanboy, he cant help but betray his phallus envy for the many nice things found inside an //M car

gentlemen, behold the Pakistani version of Johnny Lieberman

JOHNBMWM5 · 11-18-2013, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by DocMick

well that was unnecessary

the fact of the matter is that a speed limiter is a practical feature, as I dont have the time or patience to deal with speeding tickets, I've used the feature before

however vdub never fails to draw attention to himself, and just like every other smug but ultimately insecure AMG fanboy, he cant help but betray his phallus envy for the many nice things found inside an //M car

gentlemen, behold the Pakistani version of Johnny Lieberman

Stiggly · 11-18-2013, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by DocMick

well that was unnecessary

the fact of the matter is that a speed limiter is a practical feature, as I dont have the time or patience to deal with speeding tickets, I've used the feature before

however vdub never fails to draw attention to himself, and just like every other smug but ultimately insecure AMG fanboy, he cant help but betray his phallus envy for the many nice things found inside an //M car

gentlemen, behold the Pakistani version of Johnny Lieberman

Your correct...my comments support a complete over reaction on my part.

160 my arse

JOHNBMWM5 · 11-18-2013, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by vdubpower

lol loser....such strong disdain because i think the limiter button is dumb....and why edit your comment, stand by what u say

Excuses me are you here as a "BMW Fan" or just to rile BMW Fans?.
Personally I would not even look at a Mercedes site never mine join and make conversation, why are you on here?.

mstmng · 11-18-2013, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by johnbmw6

Excuses me are you here as a "BMW Fan" or just to rile BMW Fans?.
Personally I would not even look at a Mercedes site never mine join and make conversation, why are you on here?.

he has no life man

and had nothing to answer to me as well

04S · 11-18-2013, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Stiggly

....or at least i thought it was

Ive not used the car all week so i thought a quick 'blast' would be appropriate. All was going well until i pulled out of the bank's car park.

Its a 90 degree turn onto a 'quiet straight road', so a right foot push was both overdue and in order and with the Steering wheel on full lock, i selected the M1 button on the wheel. All clear left and right, i nursed the immediate corner before stomping on the throttle (sorry too scared to stomp when not straight) and then disaster struck.

Previously unseen lights appeared on the dash, followed by a complete drop in power. I checked the dash again only to read the words 'LIM' which i took as 'Limp' mode. In complete shock i continued at 25mph searching for an appropriate place to pull over, whist assuring Mrs Stiggly we were in 'Limp' mode for a reason....the cars going back to BMW....relax

As soon as i pulled over i did a check, only to receive an 'OK' message - NO FAULTS. Before i had chance to puzzle over why this was, i noticed the 'LIM' message had disappeared

I pulled off to see if order was restored (which it was) then clicked what had happened

I thought i had pushed the M1 button, but i had actually pushed the LIM button - SPEED LIMITER (steering wheel upside down)

I am a complete cock

Easy mistake to make. I would not worry about it. Keep it in mind for next time .....

The US guys don't have the same button. If they did there would be threads with 1000s of posts in response.

vdubpower · 11-18-2013, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by DocMick

well that was unnecessary

the fact of the matter is that a speed limiter is a practical feature, as I dont have the time or patience to deal with speeding tickets, I've used the feature before

however vdub never fails to draw attention to himself, and just like every other smug but ultimately insecure AMG fanboy, he cant help but betray his phallus envy for the many nice things found inside an //M car

gentlemen, behold the Pakistani version of Johnny Lieberman

Aren't u claiming your car to be a lemon this week because its still in the shop....again....was it their fault or because your a cp wanker and kept using 87 from 7/11 gas stations
Enyoy

Stiggly · 11-18-2013, 10:30 AM

Thanks for the 'measured' response....I have to say I was a bit shocked. My mates have told me to get back in an M3 .

Stiggly · 11-18-2013, 10:32 AM

Now look what I've started.....damn that LIM button

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vdubpower The Guv'nor 4 Rep 77 Posts Drives: E63 ////AMG BiTurbo Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: The OC iTrader: (0)	lol loser....such strong disdain because i think the limiter button is dumb....and why edit your comment, stand by what u say
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DocMick Private First Class 12 Rep 120 Posts Drives: 2013 MCB F10 M5 Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Irvine, CA iTrader: (0)	well that was unnecessary the fact of the matter is that a speed limiter is a practical feature, as I dont have the time or patience to deal with speeding tickets, I've used the feature before however vdub never fails to draw attention to himself, and just like every other smug but ultimately insecure AMG fanboy, he cant help but betray his phallus envy for the many nice things found inside an //M car gentlemen, behold the Pakistani version of Johnny Lieberman
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Stiggly Second Lieutenant 23 Rep 293 Posts Drives: M5 2014 LCI Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Midlands iTrader: (0)	Thanks for the 'measured' response....I have to say I was a bit shocked. My mates have told me to get back in an M3 . Last edited by Stiggly; 11-18-2013 at 12:10 PM..
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