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      10-16-2017, 10:51 AM   #89
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My friend told me there is a chicken fucking problem in Miami and now i avoid this. Don't push your luck, or i come up with something worse!

Oh nice, i never managed to press send to my answer to your last post above this. I am not vety good at this as you can see.
I'm curious to know what your mind would come up with....therefore...
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Well, we can always talk about sex, it is a topic not covered enough in politics!

And yes. Let's let the chickens stay in their coops. My friend ruined them for me for life.
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Well, we can always talk about sex, it is a topic not covered enough in politics!

And yes. Let's let the chickens stay in their coops. My friend ruined them for me for life.
And don't start with turkeys.
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And don't start with turkeys.
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME YOU SICK FUCKER?!



I will not remember you with kindness Are0 when i find myself googling Turkey injuries and find pics of pecks (i think that's the word, or something like that) on penises.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME YOU SICK FUCKER?!



I will not remember you with kindness Are0 when i find myself googling Turkey injuries and find pics of pecks (i think that's the word, or something like that) on penises.
Next month we have a holiday in which liberal, and conservative, agree to do this with turkeys, and now, and forevermore, will be reminded of your thread. Thanksgiving will never be the same.
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Next month we have a holiday in which liberal, and conservative, agree to do this with turkeys, and now, and forevermore, will be reminded of your thread. Thanksgiving will never be the same.
Let's call it Turkey pasting for marketing reasons. Let's not use the s word.
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Let's call it Turkey pasting for marketing reasons. Let's not use the s word.
This was autocorrect right and you really meant "basting"?
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Once again, I'm called in to protect the poultry from you sick bastages!!!

I'm afraid I will have to update the ranch's FB page with "Me too" now.
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This was autocorrect right and you really meant "basting"?
I think that one goes down as a dyslexia fuck up. Apparently we are basting them but after i considered that, i think we should keep working on that too. The s word, or the suggested B word didn't help my case.



Now I'll go back to reading your book post. I spent the evening trying to kill deer and mooses.
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