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      03-06-2013, 12:53 PM   #67
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"epic fail" doesn't come close to describing this!

Now, I am Russian - yes, as in same origin as that famous whale dick interior in the Prombron - but it's inconceivable to me that this is in any way, shape or form good looking. Not ONE positive comment on this thread! Hamann is doing the opposite of "tuning". Tuning means you IMPROVE the vehicle!!! I am an aspiring tuner/designer, and I have recently had a chance to examine the F10 M5 closely for any potential aerodynamic improvements, and came away disappointed - the car is near perfect! Few things I can disclose about my own ideas on how to improve it - weight savings would be awesome for it, front air dam could use an understated lip to better channel the airflow and decreasing the ride height could help slightly. But this?!?! WTF!!! Kill it before it spawns more ugliness!!!
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      03-06-2013, 01:05 PM   #68
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This is destined for some rich kid in the Middle East
Exactly. Someone with no taste. Could equally be destined for a Russian.
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      03-06-2013, 01:08 PM   #69
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Hamann is the worst BMW tuner imo - just pure ugly to me. Them and AC Schnitzer, their style was cool ten years ago.

Like someone mentioned in another post about how ACS makes your M5 look like a 550, Hamann has taken it a step further and made your F10 look like an F30.
I see what you're saying, but an F30 looks WAY better than this atrocity. This Hamann "creation" actually looks like they put a Subaru WRX STi body kit on an M5. Compare the shape of the fenders. It even has the same side trim on the front wing!


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      03-06-2013, 01:15 PM   #70
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"This is a real douchebag's car."
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      03-06-2013, 01:21 PM   #71
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      03-06-2013, 01:23 PM   #72
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Why? Piece of.. plastic. Even I can come up with some better design ideas
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      03-06-2013, 01:25 PM   #73
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I agree about the car being tasteless, but why all the insults against the Saudis or any other nation, country, taste, etc.
You're right. I don't think anyone meant to insult anyone's nationality, but the fact is that you will most likely see a body kit like this on the street in Riyadh or Moscow rather than on the streets of St. Louis or Oslo.

Also, I wonder what Whale Penis feels like?
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      03-06-2013, 01:28 PM   #74
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I think you Americans are going overboard with your negative replies to Russians and Arabs. Is nobody noticing it or are Americans with their alien metrics and orange reflector requirement what this board is about? You're not necessarily being a pinnacle of taste with everyone replacing aesthetically beautiful stock wheels with gangsta style BBS, HRE and other crap "rims with phat screws on them" (automotive Timberlands?).
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      03-06-2013, 01:33 PM   #75
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You're right. I don't think anyone meant to insult anyone's nationality, but the fact is that you will most likely see a body kit like this on the street in Riyadh or Moscow rather than on the streets of St. Louis or Oslo.

Also, I wonder what Whale Penis feels like?
Please read through all pages if you don't see insulting and mockery going on here.

In west Europe richest people drive cheapest cars and bicycles, hot girls don't "come" when they see supercars, and supercars have no influence on a society's opinion over you. As for USA, I don't think American cars are much better looking than this trash that Hamann has done, especially when "tuned" with a national flavor to it.

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      03-06-2013, 01:37 PM   #76
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I kinda like it. How much would this body kit cost?
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      03-06-2013, 01:38 PM   #77
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Exactly. Someone with no taste. Could equally be destined for a Russian.
Enforce some of this taste of yours on them
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      03-06-2013, 01:44 PM   #78
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      03-06-2013, 01:52 PM   #79
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WTF!!!!!!! Some things just need to be left alone.
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Please read through all pages if you don't see insulting and mockery going on here.

In west Europe richest people drive cheapest cars and bicycles, hot girls don't "come" when they see supercars, and supercars have no influence on a society's opinion over you. As for USA, I don't think American cars are much better looking than this trash that Hamann has done, especially when "tuned" with a national flavor to it.
I actually agree with everything you have said. Especially about wheels, but to each their own. It's hard not to judge. Everyone has their own set of personal rules of how a car should or should not look.

In referring to the Hamann Body kit on the F10 M5 only, I make assumptions based on what I've seen in the past from various countries. Like that guy in Moscow with the Gold E60 M5, even though I have seen a Gold E60 M5 in Los Angeles before, but it was only to promote his business for a short time and took it off immediately after that, but the dude in Moscow was serious. Or that chrome Audi R8 I once saw. It can really happen anywhere. I've seen Mansory Panamera's in SoCal before, a car just as equally ugly as this F10 abomination. Also you ever heard of a show called SEMA? American's are just as guilty of creating abominations as well. I think a lot of people are just saying that for the F10 M5 Hamann Puke edition, we are most likely to see them in those places already aformentioned but it can really happen anywhere. I'm on your side Singularity.
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I actually agree with everything you have said. Especially about wheels, but to each their own. It's hard not to judge. Everyone has their own set of personal rules of how a car should or should not look.

In referring to the Hamann Body kit on the F10 M5 only, I make assumptions based on what I've seen in the past from various countries. Like that guy in Moscow with the Gold E60 M5, even though I have seen a Gold E60 M5 in Los Angeles before, but it was only to promote his business for a short time and took it off immediately after that, but the dude in Moscow was serious. Or that chrome Audi R8 I once saw. It can really happen anywhere. I've seen Mansory Panamera's in SoCal before, a car just as equally ugly as this F10 abomination. Also you ever heard of a show called SEMA? American's are just as guilty of creating abominations as well. I think a lot of people are just saying that for the F10 M5 Hamann Puke edition, we are most likely to see them in those places already aformentioned but it can really happen anywhere. I'm on your side Singularity.
All those "gold" cars aren't gold, but a golden wrap and I think they just want more attention to themselves I can't see how it can look good and can even be dangerous as a mirror wrap also known as "silver car" could actually be harder to see because of reflection and blending into the environment.
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Pic #5 with that gir's "uhh wtf is this?" face says it all. This is a legitimate disaster.
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I don't know who should lose their job first, the person that designed that bodykit or the executive who approved it....
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What do you guys thing the trade in value is, if this guy wants an M6 lol?
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The only way they're in business is because inbred retards from the Middle East have the worst taste on the planet.
Clearly you're much more educated than those "inbred retards" over there.

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