Small Town Cops

[Kroy]

Originally Posted by NYCGP

I saw that thread!!! Hahahah the guy got airborne with his car and didn't understand how it wasn't covered under warranty!!

link to thread? general section?

[Comet]

So I was driving 80mph over the speed limit in a school zone, I swerved and killed 15 kids. Three questions:
a) Can I get my BMWNA to lemon the car?
b) Are the kids under warranty?
c) why was that cop being so unfair when he arrested me?!

[ragingclue]

He's jus jelly of yer Bimmer

[BTM]

Originally Posted by Comet

So I was driving 80mph over the speed limit in a school zone, I swerved and killed 15 kids. Three questions:
a) Can I get my BMWNA to lemon the car? Yes, but get a lawyer and register it in California ASAP
b) Are the kids under warranty? If you cleared all their codes, the dealer should warranty them
c) why was that cop being so unfair when he arrested me?!Everyone hates BMW drivers because our skills are so much better than everyone elses. While we can swerve through traffic and cut people off talking business on our cells, they are reduced to McDonalds drive-thrus and WalMart. Any chance someone gets to take one of us "down a notch" they take

Answers in bold.

I had an issue on the way to work...I passed a car driven by a girl and not only did she not flash me, give me her number and offer to fellate me while driving my 325i ZPP ZSP STICK!!!1!!!1 with VMRzzz and blacklines, she didn't even acknowledge me. She was Asian. Should I take my car in? It's CPO but only for 3 more months...

[Kroy]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I drove my car over an open manhole cover and now 2 rims are cracked, 2 tires are blown, my side skirt is gone, my front bumper is half gone, and one headlight is no longer attached to the car. Do you think this will be covered under warranty? It wouldn't have happened if I took my toyota. I think I'll just call BMWNA and threaten to sue unless they lemon the car.

can someone link me to this thread? i don't feel like dredging through general

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by Kroy

can someone link me to this thread? i don't feel like dredging through general

I dont know what thread it is in particular. I do remember the guy on 3 wheels, I think it was through a parking garage.

Just surf through the general section every few days and you'll eventually find somebody who drove 40mph into a Kia Spectra and wants their car lemoned because it wasn't considered totaled.

[JayKay335i]

http://e90post.com/forums/search.php...1&pp=30&page=3

Lets just peep on some of the wonderful threads Aonarch has contributed.

[Blake]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

http://e90post.com/forums/search.php...1&pp=30&page=3

Lets just peep on some of the wonderful threads Aonarch has contributed.

[infinitekid2002]

Originally Posted by Blake

Attachment 484103

[JayKay335i]

wottt? link works for me

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=321387

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=322354

http://e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=355789

http://e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=358996

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=363972

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=344413

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=344795

[infinitekid2002]

LOL..i thought it was a clever joke by JayKay...you know like a wild goose chase or sth

[Blake]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

wottt? link works for me

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=321387

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=322354

http://e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=355789

http://e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=358996

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=363972

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=344413

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=344795

second post of first link...brilliance. http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...00&postcount=2

[JayKay335i]

This is true captain blake

Sums our buddy up

[JayKay335i]