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      06-07-2013, 01:31 PM   #1
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You know you drive an F10 M5 when...

So I thought I'd start up a fun thread over here to express how much fun and how much I love owning and driving an F10 M5 is.

I'll start us off.

- You know you drive an F10 M5 when people always compare it with the Nissan GTR.

- You know you drive an F10 M5 when you are on a run with your E60 M5 buddies and they have to stop for gas while you just park and go to the bathroom at the gas station instead.

- You know you drive an F10 M5 when kids make a funny youtube video of your Frozen White M5 (Runningthingz).

- You know you drive an F10 M5 when you race a Corvette Z06 and beat it.

- You know you drive an F10 M5 when you have over 15,000 miles on your Michelin Pilot Super Sports, and the tread isn't even fully worn down yet.

- You know you drive an F10 M5 when you shock E60 M5 owners with how insane straightpipes on an F10 M5 sound.

- You know you drive an F10 M5 when you straightpipe a 4-door family sedan.

- You konw you drive an F10 M5 when your friend listens to the Bang & Olufsen system for the first time and says that riding in your car is like being in a disco-teca.

That's all I have for now.

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...when you dont have adjustable side bolsters?
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      06-07-2013, 01:45 PM   #4
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...when you dont have adjustable side bolsters?
Oh that's a good one! Lol!
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... When you valet and the guy doesn't know how to put it in park.
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... When you valet and the guy doesn't know how to put it in park.
Dont tell me you actually valet
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This sounds like the old thread on e46fanatics that's like 10 years old and still going.
........can't answer your question yet because the car is still on the boat.
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You know you drive an M5 when:

1. Other BMW owners go out of their way to get behind or beside you to take a look and give you a thumbs up;

2. All the guys at the detail shop want to work on your car;

3. You want your state DOT to put car restrictions (i.e., no minivans, volvos, subarus, or anything Toyota and a minimum of 75 mph) for using the left lane
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You guys have way too much time on your hands...
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You know you drive an M5 when stage 4 dinan 550 xdrives race you..lol
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.. don't forget to mention the infamous squealing brakes ... people can hear you miles away
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This sounds like the old thread on e46fanatics that's like 10 years old and still going.
........can't answer your question yet because the car is still on the boat.
Actually they had one over on M5boards as well.
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You know you drive an F10 M5 when you are constantly jamming out and can't hear a dam thing.

You know you drive an F10 M5 when every 335i in the universe wants to race.

You know you drive an F10 M5 when your raping 911 turbos and stage 4 550's.

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You know you drive an F10 M5 when 6 cops come outside to check out your car, then awkwardly think wanna go for a spin?
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- You konw you drive an F10 M5 when your friend listens to the Bang & Olufsen system for the first time and says that riding in your car is like being in a disco-teca.

LMAO Classic.
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When you have to take dips sideways with big pick up trucks behind you. Then you gun it and TC lights starts flickering, then they catch up at the light 2 minutes later.

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...when even if giving it a quarter throttle, the DSC light flashes like crazy.
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