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A very rich man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night she confessed to him that she was pregnant.
The man not wanting to ruin his reputation and marriage told her that he would pay her a large sum of money if she moved to Italy to have the child. And if she stayed in Italy to raise the child he would provide her with child support and all the necessary things for her to raise the child in Italy.
The Italian woman was angry but she agreed. She asked him how will you know when the baby is born?
To keep it discrete he said, simply mail me a post card and write Spaghetti on the back.
One day, about 9 months later he got home and the wife was all confused, sweetheart, she said, you received a very strange post card today from Italy.
Oh just give it to me and I'll explain it to you later, he said.
The wife handed him the card and he starts reading it, a few seconds later he turns white and fainted.
On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with Meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.
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