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      02-04-2021, 01:23 PM   #7393
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Sorry, eating lunch and bored for the next 7 minutes.
Lunch?
7 minutes you could have spent doing something productive for the boss?


Monday I went out to review a network connection in the park, used for cameras.
"Hey, the bucket truck is here to do some training sessions. You want to get trained too?"

Had to go change my shorts just thinking about it.
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      02-04-2021, 02:27 PM   #7394
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And what do you think people do with online dating. Sit around virtually masturbating to each other's text messages or video chats?
Mostly, yes.
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      02-04-2021, 02:42 PM   #7395
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Monday I went out to review a network connection in the park, used for cameras.
"Hey, the bucket truck is here to do some training sessions. You want to get trained too?"

Had to go change my shorts just thinking about it.
Ditto, which is why I have people (read: contractors with bucket trucks) to do the aerial stuff.

Sorry, but these 10 little piggies (just had to stop typing and take inventory) stay on terra firma at all times.....
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      02-04-2021, 03:31 PM   #7396
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On the subject of surgery/modification, I have a question...

If you had a birth mark, would you have surgery to have it removed? Or where/what size would it have to be, in order for you to consider surgery?

I'll show you why after a few responses (SFW, don't worry! :Lol: )

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      02-04-2021, 04:01 PM   #7397
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But you CAN draw
I've been sketching for erotic novels during my off time. It's turned out to be quite lucrative.

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Draw what? A blank? A bath? Blood? A smiley face? Flies like honey? A deep breath? A ship drawing water? Interest? A bow (as in arrow)? His knees into his chest? The shortest straw? The community for support? Tied in a game? A will? Comparisons? Of a cigarette? Another card?

Sorry, eating lunch and bored for the next 7 minutes.
You'll have to sift through old locked threads for my artwork. Many say it eclipses Lonnie Holley or Picaso himself.
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      02-04-2021, 04:13 PM   #7398
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I have meds for you.
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Lunch?
7 minutes you could have spent doing something productive for the boss?


Monday I went out to review a network connection in the park, used for cameras.
"Hey, the bucket truck is here to do some training sessions. You want to get trained too?"

Had to go change my shorts just thinking about it.
I spend the other 11 hours and 30 minutes being productive....that is when I'm not on here. Shhhhhh.

Speaking of bucket truck training, I just finished a certification training for a new maintenance guy on an 80' boom lift. 44 degrees, feels like 35....80' in the air with 18mph winds feels much colder than 35. I asked the guy if had a fear of heights, he said no. The look on his face when I rotated the turntable at full speed, extended completely out confirmed that was a lie.....you aren't the only one needing a change of shorts this afternoon. In all seriousness, the trainee did well. He sure as hell wasn't expecting the swing that accompanies full extended rotation while traversing. Is it sadistic of me that I like to watch manly men almost vomit from fear?
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      02-04-2021, 04:14 PM   #7399
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I've been sketching for erotic novels during my off time. It's turned out to be quite lucrative.



You'll have to sift through old locked threads for my artwork. Many say it eclipses Lonnie Holley or Picaso himself.
I'd be interested in seeing some of your sketches. I'm a former tattoo artist. Love to see other people's original artwork. Would you be interested in emailing me some of your work?
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      02-04-2021, 04:55 PM   #7400
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On the subject of surgery/modification, I have a question...

If you had a birth mark, would you have surgery to have it removed? Or where/what size would it have to be, in order for you to consider surgery?

I'll show you why after a few responses (SFW, don't worry! :Lol
It depends on what it looks like. I have a birth mark on my leg that’s pretty cute, so I’m keeping it. If I had an ugly birth mark and surgery was the easiest, most cost efficient way to remove it, I’d have it removed regardless where on my body it is. If it’s ugly, what’s the point in keeping it?

I had a tattoo I didn’t like, so I removed it. It didn’t matter the location on my body, it didn’t matter that I could easily hide it if needed, it’s the fact that I knew it was on me and I didn’t want it on me.
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      02-05-2021, 06:47 AM   #7401
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      02-05-2021, 08:39 AM   #7402
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It depends on what it looks like. I have a birth mark on my leg that’s pretty cute, so I’m keeping it. If I had an ugly birth mark and surgery was the easiest, most cost efficient way to remove it, I’d have it removed regardless where on my body it is. If it’s ugly, what’s the point in keeping it?

I had a tattoo I didn’t like, so I removed it. It didn’t matter the location on my body, it didn’t matter that I could easily hide it if needed, it’s the fact that I knew it was on me and I didn’t want it on me.
I have to agree with Sara here. If it’s considered an eye sore, or draws unwanted attention which has additional impact, sure get it gone. I have a mole on my right cheek that I loathe. It’s quite ugly to me and has been pointed out a time or two. Can’t hide it. Some day soon I’ll consider getting it removed. That said, I’m uniquely confident to the point that IDGAF what anyone else thinks of it, I loathe it, therefore it goes.
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      02-05-2021, 10:40 AM   #7403
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On the subject of surgery/modification, I have a question...

If you had a birth mark, would you have surgery to have it removed? Or where/what size would it have to be, in order for you to consider surgery?

I'll show you why after a few responses (SFW, don't worry! :Lol: )
Depends as already read here before.
I've seen really cute ones and also more uglies. At the end its a matter of you if you can stand it. If you are unhappy enough to get rid of it, let it done.
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      02-05-2021, 03:21 PM   #7404
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Well, here is the back of my left hand...


It's not pretty I guess, but honestly 99% of the time I forget it's even there! I occasionally wonder what others who notice it think, but it's never drawn significant attention really.

I'm not going to get it removed, but was just curious to others' opinions on birth marks, since there are a few here who are not shy of going under the knife for cosmetic reasons.
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Leave it alone. It's character.

Unless you are planning to become a hand model, or get into any sort of a career where identifying markings will only cause you problems; leave it.

I had considered cosmetic surgery for a small growth I have. I've gotten so used to it that I don't even notice anymore; plus it's kinda cool being known for the guy with a baby penis growing out the base of my skull. Doesn't land me many dates though.
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..being known for the guy with a baby penis growing out the base of my skull.
Sounds like you've got it covered whether you're coming or going though....

[Sorry - I couldn't resist]
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Sounds like you've got it covered whether you're coming or going though....

[Sorry - I couldn't resist]
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Well, here is the back of my left hand...


It's not pretty I guess, but honestly 99% of the time I forget it's even there! I occasionally wonder what others who notice it think, but it's never drawn significant attention really.

I'm not going to get it removed, but was just curious to others' opinions on birth marks, since there are a few here who are not shy of going under the knife for cosmetic reasons.
That's not ugly on your hand. If it was on me, I wouldn't remove it. The birthmark on my leg is similar to that, but smaller. I have scar on my right hand that I've had since I was 8 years old. I completely forget I have it until someone else asks me about it.

If it was on my face or neck, I may consider removing it by skin graph if I felt ugly with it, but the hand to me, wouldn't warrant removal.

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I still have several pages to go in this thread, as it has blown up in the last few days (I blame the arrival of 2 women ), but I have some new questions about a situation that I would love to run by some of you, more experienced, folks about a situation with a woman at work. Feel free to PM me if you're willing to talk... or pester me to put it out in public... either way.
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I still have several pages to go in this thread, as it has blown up in the last few days (I blame the arrival of 2 women ), but I have some new questions about a situation that I would love to run by some of you, more experienced, folks about a situation with a woman at work. Feel free to PM me if you're willing to talk... or pester me to put it out in public... either way.
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I never heard that one before. It's similar to my " Don't fish off the company's pier."


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