Ask a Black person anything? (Paul Mooney Style)

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Why does white America FLIP the fuck out when a non white character is played by someone of color?

Because white society suffers from an incurable social handicap. Don't think that's ever going to change, unfortunately.

[jaye944]

she has a squint, which is not effecting her eye sight, not needs correcting

I find that as HORNY as hell

yeah I have my quirks

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Dude why are her eyes crossed?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jaye944

she has a squint, which is not effecting her eye sight, not needs correcting

I find that as HORNY as hell

yeah I have my quirks

Hmmmmm....

[fravel]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Why does white America FLIP the fuck out when a white* character is played by someone of color?

Probably for the same reason the minorities in American flip out when a non-white character is played by a white actor.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by fravel

Probably for the same reason the minorities in American flip out when a non-white character is played by a white actor.

Yeah, but that's been happening forEVER.

May I remind everyone of shit like "blackface" and "Charlie Chan"?

Imagine something like "Pretty Woman" played by Dave Chappelle in whiteface.

Lol!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by fravel

Probably for the same reason the minorities in American flip out when a non-white character is played by a white actor.

Whiteface

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Yeah, but that's been happening forEVER.

May I remind everyone of shit like "blackface" and "Charlie Chan"?

Imagine something like "Pretty Woman" played by Dave Chappelle in whiteface.

Lol!

That would be awesome. I was going to jokingly say that Richard Gere probably wouldn't have been interested in hiring Dave Chappelle in whiteface instead of Julia Roberts, but then again... maybe....

[fravel]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Yeah, but that's been happening forEVER.

May I remind everyone of shit like "blackface" and "Charlie Chan"?

Imagine something like "Pretty Woman" played by Dave Chappelle in whiteface.

Lol!

So? Sure, it the past there were racist tones about the way it was handled, but we aren't talking about blackface/whiteface here, we're just talking about an actor/actress playing a role that is different from their actual heritage.

Axius questioned white people complaining about minorities in "white" roles, yet at the same time the entertainment industry and BLM are in an uproar because a white guy was picked to play Michael Jackson.

Just to be clear, I could care less about what actor/actress plays which characters so long as they play their role well.

If the director wants Morgan Freeman to play George Washington, I'm sure he'd be great.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by fravel

Just to be clear, I could care less about what actor/actress plays which characters so long as they play their role well.

If the director wants Morgan Freeman to play George Washington, I'm sure he'd be great.

If the director wants Joseph Fiennes to play Michael Jackson, again, I'm sure he'd be great.

Wait. Are you saying that Michael Jackson was black?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Wait. Are you saying that Michael Jackson was black?

Michael Jackson hasn't been black since Thriller. Debatable....maybe Off the Wall.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by fravel

So? Sure, it the past there were racist tones about the way it was handled, but we aren't talking about blackface/whiteface here, we're just talking about an actor/actress playing a role that is different from their actual heritage.

Axius questioned white people complaining about minorities in "white" roles, yet at the same time the entertainment industry and BLM are in an uproar because a white guy was picked to play Michael Jackson.

Just to be clear, I could care less about what actor/actress plays which characters so long as they play their role well.

If the director wants Morgan Freeman to play George Washington, I'm sure he'd be great.

George Washington Carver?

Chappelle already did that.

[ASBSECU E93]

Mywifes335 - The best (AND I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST) example of this is the Eddie Murphy SNL skit where he dresses up as a white guy (Mr. White!!)....

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Mywifes335 - The best (AND I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST) example of this is the Eddie Murphy SNL skit where he dresses up as a white guy (Mr. White!!)....

Omg. Yessss!!!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Mywifes335 - The best (AND I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST) example of this is the Eddie Murphy SNL skit where he dresses up as a white guy (Mr. White!!)....

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[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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I like FAT Al Sharpton better

Wait, Al Roker.

Fuck, I mean Fat Luther.

Shit.

[M3 Number 86]

What's up with the term "African American" isn't it more like "African native some white American" ?

[kprocivic]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

What's up with the term "African American" isn't it more like "African native some white American" ?

im confused with your question. please elaborate.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Omg. Yessss!!!

'It soon became apparent, when White people are alone....they just 'GIVE' things to each other. For free"

"I have a lot of black friends....and we have a lot of white make-up"

"Remember - the next time you are hanging out with that cool white dude, or snuggled up with that groovy white chick....it might be one of us"

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by kprocivic

im confused with your question. please elaborate.

Maybe because we weren't technically born here of ethnic origin, but rather migratory aliens, I suppose.

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Maybe because we weren't technically born here of ethnic origin, but rather migratory aliens, I suppose.

And the fact that this Asian guy (me) can tell the difference between black Americans vs someone who is 2nd generation Ethiopian vs other kids who have immigrant parents from Africa. Like akon. Lol

I went to an an African/French wedding and I sat with the uncles and aunts. He asked me if I ate red meat I said yes so he passed raw chunks meat. Dip it in hot sauce and eat with bread straight up raw. With beer made with honey. It was pretty good. That's drastically different from fried chicken and gumbo lol

[kprocivic]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

And the fact that this Asian guy (me) can tell the difference between black Americans vs someone who is 2nd generation Ethiopian vs other kids who have immigrant parents from Africa. Like akon. Lol

I went to an an African/French wedding and I sat with the uncles and aunts. He asked me if I ate red meat I said yes so he passed raw chunks meat. Dip it in hot sauce and eat with bread straight up raw. With beer made with honey. It was pretty good. That's drastically different from fried chicken and gumbo lol

i think most people can tell the difference with any race/nationality.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

And the fact that this Asian guy (me) can tell the difference between black Americans vs someone who is 2nd generation Ethiopian vs other kids who have immigrant parents from Africa. Like akon. Lol

I went to an an African/French wedding and I sat with the uncles and aunts. He asked me if I ate red meat I said yes so he passed raw chunks meat. Dip it in hot sauce and eat with bread straight up raw. With beer made with honey. It was pretty good. That's drastically different from fried chicken and gumbo lol

Very traditional... in fact... *puts on professor's robe*

That beer is called Mead. It is a traditional wedding beer in many cultures. Also, in many cultures, the father of the bride supplies the groom with this honey beer for a month (or moon) after the wedding (presumably he'll need it, amirite?)

And THAT, kids, is where we get the term "honeymoon".

(Also put on assless chaps, but cannot be seen under the professor's robe. I suspect most professors did this...)