Whack off Wednesday

1MOREMOD · 03-13-2019, 09:51 AM

Say a snake bit you and she needs to suck the poison out, tell her it will keep her young using face muscles, tell her there is a surprise in it for her?

Dogeeseegod · 03-13-2019, 10:17 AM

Checking in. Was in the doghouse yesterday, left a great Segway to Wednesday!

UncleWede · 03-13-2019, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

something more subtle

Did you buy steak last night?

1MOREMOD · 03-13-2019, 10:47 AM

Oh I thought it was every Thursday wtf my wife already agreed so

Joekerr · 03-13-2019, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Run Silent

My wife always reminds me that S&BJ Day is exactly one month after Valentine's Day. She says that if she still remembers enjoying Valentine's Day, then she will make sure I remember S&BJ Day a month later as well.

Seems to be a fair trade.

So....neither of you celebrate either holiday then....

It does seem like a fair trade though. But I don't know how much effort then you'd have to put into Valentine's Day. And I just don't enjoy putting a lot of effort into VD (that's for you MK).

If it has worked...mind sharing exactly how much effort you had to put into VD / what you had to buy?

upstatedoc · 03-13-2019, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Did you buy steak last night?

i thought SHE was supposed to buy steak

UncleWede · 03-13-2019, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

i thought SHE was supposed to buy steak

Did you expect her to buy you a DICK too?

Her part is the Service of said meats. Picking out/buying what will be serviced can be left to the suggester

upstatedoc · 03-15-2019, 02:06 PM

so did anyone cash in yesterday?

1MOREMOD · 03-15-2019, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

so did anyone cash in yesterday?

Crap I got her drunk and then forgot.

King Rudi · 03-15-2019, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

so did anyone cash in yesterday?

upstatedoc · 03-15-2019, 03:43 PM

i got pot roast/HJ, there's always next year

lsturbointeg · 03-18-2019, 07:47 PM

Shit, not sure how to look at steak again after reading the above posts lol

1MOREMOD · 03-31-2019, 02:43 PM

Hydrating so ready for festivities

lsturbointeg · 03-31-2019, 03:12 PM

Aye! it's only Sunday! hydrate Tuesday night!

1MOREMOD · 03-31-2019, 03:41 PM

Is suprise facial Sunday at my house.

lsturbointeg · 03-31-2019, 05:14 PM

Grumpy Old Man · 05-06-2019, 06:56 AM

https://ca.askmen.com/sex/sex_tips/h...-sex-life.html

1MOREMOD · 05-08-2019, 07:58 AM

Shots fired!

upstatedoc · 05-08-2019, 08:58 AM

bimmer456 · 05-08-2019, 09:53 AM

Lol are we really talking about jerking off?

UncleWede · 05-08-2019, 10:24 AM

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Lol are we really talking about jerking off?

You have 4000+ posts, and yet are still asking

1MOREMOD · 06-19-2019, 12:01 AM

Guess what day it is!

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03-13-2019, 10:47 AM	#268
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03-15-2019, 02:06 PM	#272
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upstatedoc I'll get back to you 7528 Rep 2,132 Posts Drives: blue streak Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: not downstate iTrader: (2)	i got pot roast/HJ, there's always next year __________________ 2018 Stinger GT 2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/ Countermeasure enthusiast.
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03-18-2019, 07:47 PM	#276
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05-08-2019, 09:53 AM	#284
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06-19-2019, 12:01 AM	#286
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