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[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I mean, curb weight on the M6 is like 3,700+. Do that make it mister piggie?

I thought a guys car was always female and a girls car is always.....ohhh I see what you did there.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by RJ_

See also: armchair racing, jackstand racing, dick measuring

I'm all for setting up the race. It would be interesting to find out if Mod's to-the-point style of writing is due to typing speed or being a man of few words.

Are you suggesting you are going to host the dick measuring contest? Are you the judge also, or should we recruit Sara?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I mean, curb weight on the M6 is like 3,700+. Do that make it mister piggie?

Not even close... That e93 is just shy of 4000lbs...

Even still, you have to factor in the weight of ASBSECU E93 , the additional weight of his o2 tank, his walker, wheelchair, medication, and let's not forget his adult diapers...

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by shoei

Not even close... That e93 is just shy of 4000lbs...

Even still, you have to factor in the weight of ASBSECU E93 , the additional weight of his o2 tank, his walker, wheelchair, medication, and let's not forget his adult diapers...

Do you factor in the wet or dry weight of the diaper?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by duck fat

I thought a guys car was always female and a girls car is always.....ohhh I see what you did there.

Originally Posted by shoei

Not even close... That e93 is just shy of 4000lbs...

Even still, you have to factor in the weight of ASBSECU E93 , the additional weight of his o2 tank, his walker, wheelchair, medication, and let's not forget his adult diapers...

I forgot his was an E93! I don't know if that even qualifies as a pig anymore. Hippo might be a little more fitting.

[UncleWede]

and are they European or North American diapers

[1MOREMOD]

Silver is at disadvantages, I have aero, weigh less, decently sorted car and superior driver

[ASBSECU E93]

shoei - THAT'S IT!!! You're dead to me....and you too silvergray545 and fat duck....y'all can suck on those damn diapers

my Piggy is not FAT!!!

She's fluffy

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I mean, curb weight on the M6 is like 3,700+. Do that make it mister piggie?

It doesn't matter...I'll be so far ahead that I'll be able to get out and push it around the corners after 2 laps.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

Are you suggesting you are going to host the dick measuring contest? Are you the judge also, or should we recruit Sara?

I'll defer to Sara as host and Biorin's innate ability to detect phallic inadequacy as the measuring device.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Silver is at disadvantages, I have aero, weigh less, decently sorted car and superior driver

Bastard!!!

As if my car isn't well sorted for a street car! Not to mention, yesterday was my one year anniversary of ownership. Not bad for only owning the thing for one year!

I'll give you the superior driver part. I mean, you've been driving for as many years as I have been alive.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Silver is at disadvantages, I have aero, weigh less, decently sorted car and superior driver

AND !! Much more aerodynamic when the neckbeard is shaved...

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

shoei - THAT'S IT!!! You're dead to me....and you too silvergray545 and fat duck....y'all can suck on those damn diapers

my Piggy is not FAT!!!

She's fluffy

It's okay. Mine is just about as fat as yours.

But yours is still the grenade in the group.

[Axius]

I'll beat all you fools in a race on a moped.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

shoei - THAT'S IT!!! You're dead to me....and you too silvergray545 and fat duck....y'all can suck on those damn diapers

my Piggy is not FAT!!!

She's fluffy

Hahaha it's ok, buddy. We all know she's big boned.

Originally Posted by MKSixer

It doesn't matter...I'll be so far ahead that I'll be able to get out and push it around the corners after 2 laps.

Two laps? Is that all she's got in her before she quits?

With all this trash talking going on, we have to have an OT track day. Mid-Ohio cost $15k per day to rent. Who wants in?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by duck fat

It's okay. Mine is just about as fat as yours.

But yours is still the grenade in the group.

Oh, you wanna get REAL?!?!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

shoei - THAT'S IT!!! You're dead to me....and you too silvergray545 and fat duck....y'all can suck on those damn diapers

my Piggy is not FAT!!!

She's fluffy

She's only fluffy when you put that ridiculous blanket over her when you stick her into the barn at night...

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Hahaha it's ok, buddy. We all know she's big boned.

Two laps? Is that all she's got in her before she quits?

With all this trash talking going on, we have to have an OT track day. Mid-Ohio cost $15k per day to rent. Who wants in?

Heck with that!!

Road trip to GoPro Motoplex and we'll settle this for about 100.00 each participant

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'll beat all you fools in a race on a moped.

By moped do you mean the motorcycle in your driveway?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

By moped do you mean the motorcycle in your driveway?

That piece of shit can't even reach 30mph. Would need to get a Vespa with a pink stripe if I want to stand a chance.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Heck with that!!

Road trip to GoPro Motoplex and we'll settle this for about 100.00 each participant

I dunno where that place is, but i'm down... As long as you don't cause too many delays between you having to swap out your Depends... But we need a waiver signed by you that none of us can be held accountable if your hip goes out... Again...

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Bastard!!!

As if my car isn't well sorted for a street car! Not to mention, yesterday was my one year anniversary of ownership. Not bad for only owning the thing for one year!

I'll give you the superior driver part. I mean, you've been driving for as many years as I have been alive.

Yep experience I call it and street vs track car.