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      07-27-2016, 12:54 PM   #36059
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      07-27-2016, 01:11 PM   #36060
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I like girls that drove automatic so they can drive hard on D.
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      07-27-2016, 01:21 PM   #36061
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You like girls that drive autos so they can't show you up in a three pedal car.
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      07-27-2016, 01:33 PM   #36062
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You like girls that drive autos so they can't show you up in a three pedal car.
I like automatic so I can't get domestic abuse complaints from black eyes during road head shifting.
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      07-27-2016, 01:40 PM   #36063
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I like automatic so I can't get domestic abuse complaints from black eyes during road head shifting.
Valid point. Road head is a no go with a manual.
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      07-27-2016, 02:07 PM   #36064
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Just got an email from my cousin living in the middle of nowhere in Ecuador. She's the only one in the village with an oven. She made muffins and gave some to a neighbour, an old man who has never had baked goods before. Well, afterwards, she found out he didn't know how to eat it and he ate the paper
Be glad that she wouldnt got burnt up as a witch
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      07-27-2016, 02:09 PM   #36065
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      07-27-2016, 02:11 PM   #36066
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      07-27-2016, 02:12 PM   #36067
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      07-27-2016, 02:24 PM   #36068
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Valid point. Road head is a no go with a manual.
Didn't think it was feasible as well - my girl proved me wrong...

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      07-27-2016, 02:25 PM   #36069
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Didn't think it was feasible as well - my girl proved me wrong...

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You must have upgraded? I think you reported that your last girl deflated when this was attempted. Nice.

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Didn't think it was feasible as well - my girl proved me wrong...

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You must have upgraded? I think you reported that your last girl deflated when this was attempted. Nice.

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Well, you were the one that caused the deflating... If you would've quit leg humping her, she wouldn't have lost air? :

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      07-27-2016, 02:37 PM   #36071
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      07-27-2016, 02:40 PM   #36072
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Well, you were the one that caused the deflating... If you would've quit leg humping her, she wouldn't have lost air? :

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      07-27-2016, 03:44 PM   #36074
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Earnings have been good. Hopefully oil has bottomed out.
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      07-27-2016, 03:59 PM   #36076
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Earnings have been good. Hopefully oil has bottomed out.
I hope so as well, but I don't expect a bounce as demand is now falling off...
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      07-27-2016, 04:00 PM   #36077
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Just got an email from my cousin living in the middle of nowhere in Ecuador. She's the only one in the village with an oven. She made muffins and gave some to a neighbour, an old man who has never had baked goods before. Well, afterwards, she found out he didn't know how to eat it and he ate the paper
Be glad that she wouldnt got burnt up as a witch
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I hope so as well, but I don't expect a bounce as demand is now falling off...
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      07-27-2016, 04:03 PM   #36079
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      07-27-2016, 04:09 PM   #36080
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I hope so as well, but I don't expect a bounce as demand is now falling off...
I don't either, but this is a bit extreme. I just want to be above my cost.
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