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RJ_ · 07-31-2016, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I made top vents... Using a chopstick, and in the form of demented smiley faces. I just didn't realize how much juice was going to seep out!

One time when I was committing sacrilege by cooking eggs in the microwave, one of them got an air bubble that burst like a balloon the moment I touched it. I got a burning egg yolk facial and some even hit the ceiling. I feel for your situation, because I understand the surprising power of pent up food jizz.

Axius · 07-31-2016, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

One time when I was committing sacrilege by cooking eggs in the microwave, one of them got an air bubble that burst like a balloon the moment I touched it. I got a burning egg yolk facial and some even hit the ceiling. I feel for your situation, because I understand the surprising power of pent up food jizz.

You disgust me. Did you have a side of microwaved bacon with that abomination too?

MKSixer · 07-31-2016, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You disgust me. Did you have a side of microwaved bacon with that abomination too?

Unreal. This is not good stuff.

Great race this morning! How are you, my man?

Biorin · 07-31-2016, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I made top vents... Using a chopstick, and in the form of demented smiley faces. I just didn't realize how much juice was going to seep out!

One time when I was committing sacrilege by cooking eggs in the microwave, one of them got an air bubble that burst like a balloon the moment I touched it. I got a burning egg yolk facial and some even hit the ceiling. I feel for your situation, because I understand the surprising power of pent up food jizz.

I'm surprised that happened with your eggs - I thought getting laid would fix the pent-up energy.

Hahahahahaha ok I'm sorry.

RJ_ · 07-31-2016, 09:01 AM

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I'm surprised that happened with your eggs - I thought getting laid would fix the pent-up energy.

Hahahahahaha ok I'm sorry.

JTodd just shed a single tear of happiness.

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
- It's gonna take me a little while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

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Originally Posted by Axius

You disgust me. Did you have a side of microwaved bacon with that abomination too?

Microwaved bacon at least tastes like bacon, not the burnt carcinogen I create when I try making the real stuff!

Axius · 07-31-2016, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Unreal. This is not good stuff.

Great race this morning! How are you, my man?

Some people, dude, some people. Just don't know their stuff very well.

Great race indeed! Not sure what Rosberg's deal was off the line or when he straight up ran Verstappen off the track, could have held position if he didn't pull a dumdum move like that. Was kind of hoping for some rain at the end to add to the excitement.

Doing well, about to gear up and hop on the motorcycle and shoot down to the hanger since I didn't make it there yesterday. Yourself?

jtodd_fl · 07-31-2016, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

One time when I was committing sacrilege by cooking eggs in the microwave, one of them got an air bubble that burst like a balloon the moment I touched it. I got a burning egg yolk facial and some even hit the ceiling. I feel for your situation, because I understand the surprising power of pent up food jizz.

I can't even. Egg jizz facial... Microwaving eggs... Dude.

MKSixer · 07-31-2016, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Some people, dude, some people. Just don't know their stuff very well.

Great race indeed! Not sure what Rosberg's deal was off the line or when he straight up ran Verstappen off the track, could have held position if he didn't pull a dumdum move like that. Was kind of hoping for some rain at the end to add to the excitement.

Doing well, about to gear up and hop on the motorcycle and shoot down to the hanger since I didn't make it there yesterday. Yourself?

He just got wheels spin in the shift to 3rd gear then swamped by the Red Bulls. His race craft is just horrible. RIC and VES drove well and HAM put on a show. Just chilling today. Travel tomorrow.

///M Power-Belgium · 07-31-2016, 09:29 AM

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He just got wheels spin in the shift to 3rd gear then swamped by the Red Bulls. His race craft is just horrible. RIC and VES drove well and HAM put on a show. Just chilling today. Travel tomorrow.

Start from Max was outstanding !

ASBSECU E93 · 07-31-2016, 09:34 AM

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I wonder if the goats ever get jealous of the hookers.

Half the time, the goats are the hookers. Now you know how ASBSECU E93 and Axius met. Even goat hookers need a pimp.

Pimpin' ain't easy....

ASBSECU E93 · 07-31-2016, 09:36 AM

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Yeah? I got up at 5:45 today, had a fantastic bacon filled breakfast and then rode my bike 73 miles to West Yellostone for the final leg of our tour of Montana. Oh yeah, 55 of those miles were up hill.

365 miles this week with 21,800 ft of elevation ascended.

My legs are beat.

Well, when I was young I used to walk uphill in snow both ways to work every morning without shoes just to put bread on the table.

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Not 72. I've read nearly all the stories except for maybe 8, so getting through those now.

Axius has sex with goats, which helps them produce more milk. So I hear.

I TOLD YOU THAT I DO IT FOR THE GOATS. THAT'S IT. NO OTHER REASON.

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Half the time, the goats are the hookers. Now you know how ASBSECU E93 and Axius met. Even goat hookers need a pimp.

I remember the day we met at the goat pimp convention in the summer of spring of '16. The sunset was beautiful that night.

You are my goat soul mate

jtodd_fl · 07-31-2016, 09:39 AM

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You are my goat soul mate

He *ahem* combleats you?

jtodd_fl · 07-31-2016, 09:40 AM

@ASBSECU E93 to Axius

Biorin · 07-31-2016, 09:56 AM

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@ASBSECU E93 to Axius

Your pie baking mastery and Chanel signature quote have me questioning. All that leg humping is just a cover, isn't it.

jtodd_fl · 07-31-2016, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Your pie baking mastery and Chanel signature quote have me questioning. All that leg humping is just a cover, isn't it.

Heh. I plead the fifth. Wait - are you accusing me of being gay or female. The distinction is important to me. It knows whether leaving it ambiguous will leave me open to dick pics. In fact, it may not matter.

ASBSECU E93 · 07-31-2016, 10:19 AM

Travel trip - if you're ever in Maggie Valley, put this place on your must visit list.

Amazing breakfast!!

Aatish · 07-31-2016, 12:25 PM

My Indian barber is bro. Cut my hair in India when I used to visit. Immigrated to the states and still cuts my hair in Chicago.

ASBSECU E93 · 07-31-2016, 12:29 PM

@bimmette - a screen shot from one of your install videos is on the NC BMW Enthusiasts Facebook page.

bimmette · 07-31-2016, 12:40 PM

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@bimmette - a screen shot from one of your install videos is on the NC BMW Enthusiasts Facebook page.

Haha thanks

08njSTEP · 07-31-2016, 01:40 PM

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@bimmette - a screen shot from one of your install videos is on the NC BMW Enthusiasts Facebook page.

1 step closer to infamy. 48 states to go.....sorry Tennessee.

Axius · 07-31-2016, 01:59 PM

Roger that squirrely patrol, we're clear for take off.

jtodd_fl · 07-31-2016, 04:39 PM

@MKSixer what does MrsSixer drive? You have a sweet stable, so I'm curious.

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