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      10-03-2016, 05:48 PM   #40151
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Exactly my friend !
But I thought my name is Philippe..

Came home from work..."past midnight" and just finished my lasagna ...
Yeah....Sometimes life really sucks .
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      10-03-2016, 05:54 PM   #40152
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Exactly my friend !
But I thought my name is Philippe..

Came home from work..."past midnight" and just finished my lasagna ...
Yeah....Sometimes life really sucks .
Of course your name is Philippe, my friend!

I also just came home, but not so late. Had a late lunch/early dinner (Dunch?). Maybe have a snack later on.
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      10-03-2016, 06:08 PM   #40153
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Of course your name is Philippe, my friend!

I also just came home, but not so late. Had a late lunch/early dinner (Dunch?). Maybe have a snack later on.
For a moment I thought you was talking about a stranger...

Drove this morning Britta back to her parents home ...She cried like a little girl !
I said no worries I'll punish you even more wednesday in the gym , then she smiled again..
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      10-03-2016, 06:16 PM   #40154
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For a moment I thought you was talking about a stranger...

Drove this morning Britta back to her parents home ...She cried like a little girl !
I said no worries I'll punish you even more wednesday in the gym , then she smiled again..
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      10-03-2016, 06:51 PM   #40155
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///M Power-Belgium are you on Rolexforums? I was tracing some info on a Patek and it took me to Rolexforums and there was a comment from a user there. The username was Ambiorix. I wondered if it is you! No pictures of scantily clad women, so I have my doubts.
Negative my friend , it was not me on the Rolexforum .

But I feel honored that you thought about my true ancestor Ambiorix !
BTW....I felt it more than 30 years in my blood , but now it's "100% confirmed" that he is my true ancestor !
How I know this ?
No , I had to know it because he was always in my mind while I felt that I was a angry warrior ...
So...I thought this is not normal anymore and that's why I went with this => https://www.23andme.com/

I always knew it , but now I'm really sure by my "23andMe DNA-sample"
I'm sure this sounds funny to you guys , but it's really "no joke "!

And it's all about this what happend in BC (before Christ)
My true ancestor "Ambiorix" and I'm proud of it !
Funny thing is ..He's only 3 miles from my house .

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      10-03-2016, 07:07 PM   #40156
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I'm leaving town what happened to my presidential bid?
You're slacking on the campaign. Move your arse and let them know that the wall is going up as soon as your vacation is over. I'll be sending a few select 'citizens' over before we shut it down completely.
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1MOREMOD somewhere in Mexico ...

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      10-03-2016, 07:17 PM   #40158
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Hey Axius - I'm coming to town this weekend and dropping the diesel beast at BPC. You wanna meet and then take me out on a date
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      10-03-2016, 07:46 PM   #40159
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Hey Axius - I'm coming to town this weekend and dropping the diesel beast at BPC. You wanna meet and then take me out on a date
The good news is you don't have to put out. I hear is used to that. Even when he does the driving!
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      10-03-2016, 08:31 PM   #40160
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Hey Axius - I'm coming to town this weekend and dropping the diesel beast at BPC. You wanna meet and then take me out on a date
The good news is you don't have to put out. I hear is used to that. Even when he does the driving!
Oh - he knows. If he tries anything, I'll activate my baked bean superpowers

He will get a hug tho
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Hey Axius - I'm coming to town this weekend and dropping the diesel beast at BPC. You wanna meet and then take me out on a date
Let us know how that goes! I'm curious what sort of numbers it will put down. Mmmm, all that torque.
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      10-03-2016, 10:09 PM   #40162
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Hey Axius - I'm coming to town this weekend and dropping the diesel beast at BPC. You wanna meet and then take me out on a date
Can I stay home and watch the kids (Waffles, BB, CC)?
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      10-03-2016, 10:12 PM   #40163
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Hey Axius - I'm coming to town this weekend and dropping the diesel beast at BPC. You wanna meet and then take me out on a date
Can I stay home and watch the kids (Waffles, BB, CC)?
It's a long trip from my house to where Waffles currently resides

They are still at my parents farm.
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      10-03-2016, 10:27 PM   #40164
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You're slacking on the campaign. Move your arse and let them know that the wall is going up as soon as your vacation is over. I'll be sending a few select 'citizens' over before we shut it down completely.
My "vacation" is in mexico to start talks about their succession to the states or invasions start. Plus your the minister of stuff, talk with the spin doctor and cook up some plans.
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My "vacation" is in mexico to start talks about their succession to the states or invasions start. Plus your the minister of stuff, talk with the spin doctor and cook up some plans.
Chief. Chief. Get it right.
The commies and others we're conquering have ministers. For now.

New campaign materials will be rolled out tomorrow. Get your arse engaged and win this. You're leading the ticket. Lead.

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My plans include lots of down time and procurement of things I need, make it legal or your fired
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1. Are we doing it?
2. Then it's legal.
3. Any questions refer to #1.

Get the talks going. Firepower standing by for deployment when you fail.
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If the talks don't work gonna send in the secret weapon, bill Cosby. I will return a conquering hero plan the parade.
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All I had to do was promise free roofies and his pick of the conquered Mexicans
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