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1MOREMOD · 02-01-2017, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

How much do you pay? What are expected working hours? Wardrobe requirements? How/what are the working conditions? Is lunch provided?...

I've learned from the past to ask questions like these.

Have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it?

Axius · 02-01-2017, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it?

Well you're gonna die before me, so put requests in now. Can probably get Jeezy, Eminem, and Niki Minaj. She will twerk on your headstone. I'll pour a 40 in your memory. We'll just turn it into a block party rap video and have fun with it.

Lups · 02-01-2017, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Pffffft...., that sounds way better than a crumbling pool house, no pay, no food, forced to wear no pants, constant gawking in freezing cold temps from an abusive employer...

YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS.

Oh great. Always blame me...

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Dude, don't be mad just because I thought of making him wear a bacon speedo first. It solves the wardrobe problem AND the lunch problem. I'm saving so much money.

You make him wear a bacon speedo? No wonder he's been acting insane! You're supposed to feed him, not you you bitch!

Besides, you'll save on bacon by wearing it yourself and you'll be happy with his table manners, I hope.

1MOREMOD · 02-01-2017, 10:19 AM

Can I ride in a donk with hydraulics, weekend at Bernie style with some hottie giving me blowie?

Joekerr · 02-01-2017, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Dude, don't be mad just because I thought of making him wear a bacon speedo first. It solves the wardrobe problem AND the lunch problem. I'm saving so much money.

I'm going to be the first to say that sharp teeth engaged in a biting motion around that area would make me nervous. Good luck to Axius.

On the other hand, should Biorin ever want a eunuch as a pool boy, letting a few Dobermans loose while wearing such a speedo ought to result in a speedy transition to said state. Traumatizing certainly, but also quick.

Joekerr · 02-01-2017, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

You make him wear a bacon speedo? No wonder he's been acting insane! You're supposed to feed him, not you you bitch!

Besides, you'll save on bacon by wearing it yourself and you'll be happy with his table manners, I hope.

I disagree in part - I don't believe there will be a savings on bacon. It's combining two things that Axius likes most, so I feel like he might gorge himself.

But I do agree that she will likely be happy with his table manners. I have it on good authority that he enjoys eating with his fingers.

Axius · 02-01-2017, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Can I ride in a donk with hydraulics, weekend at Bernie style with some hottie giving me blowie?

It'll have to be like a 75 Caddie coupe deville drop top and then duct tape your dead body to the hood. Not sure I know any necrophiliacs though, so that might be tough.

Lups · 02-01-2017, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I disagree in part - I don't believe there will be a savings on bacon. It's combining two things that Axius likes most, so I feel like he might gorge himself.

But I do agree that she will likely be happy with his table manners. I have it on good authority that he enjoys eating with his fingers.

This is exactly what's wrong with you socialists. You really think I was thinking about axius's needs?

I think it's cruel for him to be running around wrapped in bacon without him being able to reach it, but if Biorin wore it, at least he would be fed while the end result capitalism ofis fulfilled: The owner will be served.

///M Power-Belgium · 02-01-2017, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

can u drive in reverse without looking back

I heard she can change gears in reverse !
But actually she sucks with sticks...

Axius · 02-01-2017, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm going to be the first to say that sharp teeth engaged in a biting motion around that area would make me nervous. Good luck to Axius.

It's slow and delicate eating, has a sense of romance to it if you will.

///M Power-Belgium · 02-01-2017, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

People always playing with their food

Do you have a dog Ernie ?

Biorin · 02-01-2017, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Oh great. Always blame me...

You make him wear a bacon speedo? No wonder he's been acting insane! You're supposed to feed him, not you you bitch!

Besides, you'll save on bacon by wearing it yourself and you'll be happy with his table manners, I hope.

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm going to be the first to say that sharp teeth engaged in a biting motion around that area would make me nervous. Good luck to Axius.

On the other hand, should Biorin ever want a eunuch as a pool boy, letting a few Dobermans loose while wearing such a speedo ought to result in a speedy transition to said state. Traumatizing certainly, but also quick.

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

But I do agree that she will likely be happy with his table manners. I have it on good authority that he enjoys eating with his fingers.

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Originally Posted by Lups

I think it's cruel for him to be running around wrapped in bacon without him being able to reach it, but if Biorin wore it, at least he would be fed while the end result capitalism is fulfilled: The owner will be served.

I feel violated.

Going to switch to a vegetarian outfit for myself and purchase some doggies. I hear eunuchs are perfect for singing - maybe now he'll be able to hit the high notes when I ask him to cover Britney's Toxic.

RJ_ · 02-01-2017, 10:52 AM

Rain drop
Drop top
Broccoli and lettuce make up a crop top

Biorin · 02-01-2017, 11:02 AM

Wearin' that bacon but it's hot hot hot
Cookin' up veggies in the crockpot

Axius · 02-01-2017, 11:05 AM

potatoes n carrots add em why not
live life on the edge fill the pot to the top

shockin330i · 02-01-2017, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Rain drop
Drop top
Broccoli and lettuce make up a crop top

rain drop
drop top
i'm gonna be single on valentines day

Axius · 02-01-2017, 11:16 AM

Nothing wrong with being single broski.

///M Power-Belgium · 02-01-2017, 11:19 AM

smoosh · 02-01-2017, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Rain drop
Drop top
Broccoli and lettuce make up a crop top

rain drop
drop top
i'm gonna be single on valentines day

you WANNA be single on Valentine's Day

hoes ain't nothin but shit

live your life the way you choose, don't let someone else (or a lack of having someone else) be the source of your happiness

///M Power-Belgium · 02-01-2017, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

rain drop
drop top
i'm gonna be single on valentines day

Call a callgirl Ernie and let her do the job ..

Joekerr · 02-01-2017, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I feel violated.

So....you've had a normal E90Post OT experience then?

Lups · 02-01-2017, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

you WANNA be single on Valentine's Day

hoes ain't nothin but shit

live your life the way you choose, don't let someone else (or a lack of having someone else) be the source of your happiness

Don't be bitter, I told everyone you kept the lights on bro!

You good?

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