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      02-01-2017, 09:14 PM   #46113
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I hate it when cute chicks believe they're witty. I mean guys would laugh at anything you say, funny or not if you're cute.
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I hate it when cute chicks believe they're witty. I mean guys would laugh at anything you say, funny or not if you're cute.
Really? You Americans are weird. I wish this would work here too.
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Men getting laid is based on their own attitude, women getting laid is based on having a vagina and boobs of some sort. Women have it easy. You just messed up and did the whole marriage thing.

There is no "IT" with me! You send me pics of dogs shitting it the middle of frozen lakes! Okay okay, the pics of Laura make me feel alive again, but there's only been TWO, so your inspiring pics as you say, are lackadaisical and have no consistency.
I was trying to show you the natural beauty of my country!

The damn dog had to run to the photo, and do her business just then, now all you ever remember about finland is a German shepherd shitting on a lake.

I really should start my own promotion company. I bet I would be good at it.
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Home sick from work so lots of time for BP.

In other news, apparently in this state it's illegal to DIY replace a water heater in a rental property, even if you live there as the owner. So now I get to pay someone $500 to come unscrew 3 lines. :/

What's funny is that washers and dryers are exempt from this as they're "simple", despite also having 2 water lines and 1 gas line. They even have electrical cords! That should make them more complicated! /s

Anyway, the city also checks permits pulled when they do rental certifications, so it would 100% get caught because everything is registered. The bureaucracy is real.
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I hate it when cute chicks believe they're witty. I mean guys would laugh at anything you say, funny or not if you're cute.
I had ex chicks with a too big ego , and I can tell you that's worse...
I mean that really sucks !
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Home sick from work so lots of time for BP.

In other news, apparently in this state it's illegal to DIY replace a water heater in a rental property, even if you live there as the owner. So now I get to pay someone $500 to come unscrew 3 lines. :/

What's funny is that washers and dryers are exempt from this as they're "simple", despite also having 2 water lines and 1 gas line. They even have electrical cords! That should make them more complicated! /s

Anyway, the city also checks permits pulled when they do rental certifications, so it would 100% get caught because everything is registered. The bureaucracy is real.
license plumber to do the install

what water heater did u get
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I had ex chicks with a too big ego , and I can tell you that's worse...
I mean that really sucks !
Belgie - When you say ego, I'm wondering if you meant to say 'standards'?
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Home sick from work so lots of time for BP.

In other news, apparently in this state it's illegal to DIY replace a water heater in a rental property, even if you live there as the owner. So now I get to pay someone $500 to come unscrew 3 lines. :/

What's funny is that washers and dryers are exempt from this as they're "simple", despite also having 2 water lines and 1 gas line. They even have electrical cords! That should make them more complicated! /s

Anyway, the city also checks permits pulled when they do rental certifications, so it would 100% get caught because everything is registered. The bureaucracy is real.
Slip inspector a $20, and tell him "what water heater"
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I hate it when cute chicks believe they're witty. I mean guys would laugh at anything you say, funny or not if you're cute.
I got my high school's senior superlative for "wittiest" almost unanimously, and I like to think I don't look like a complete troll. However, I will agree that guys laughing at anything a girl says is irritating. I include myself in that.
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Home sick from work so lots of time for BP.

In other news, apparently in this state it's illegal to DIY replace a water heater in a rental property, even if you live there as the owner. So now I get to pay someone $500 to come unscrew 3 lines. :/

What's funny is that washers and dryers are exempt from this as they're "simple", despite also having 2 water lines and 1 gas line. They even have electrical cords! That should make them more complicated! /s

Anyway, the city also checks permits pulled when they do rental certifications, so it would 100% get caught because everything is registered. The bureaucracy is real.
Become a plumber. Or whatever handyman person does such things.
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I got my high school's senior superlative for "wittiest" almost unanimously, and I like to think I don't look like a complete troll. However, I will agree that guys laughing at anything a girl says is irritating. I include myself in that.
i dont..

i be like

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Belgie - When you say ego, I'm wondering if you meant to say 'standards'?
Ok Canada here it is in other words about chicks with a too big ego...

1- Usual they are beautiful ...
2- The problem is..They know that they are beautiful ...
3- They use the beauty to rule ...
4- They know everything better , but actually their mouth is too big ( a big mouth)
5- They think they are the owners of the entire world ..
6- They don't give a shit of other people , because they think they are better than the rest of the world...
7- When they cry it's actually like in a movie , nothing is real it's only acting like..To get something , and you only figured out the tears when you are trapped .
8- They are always a step ahead , because they know how to use beauty.
9- They fuck almost sterile , because everything is dirty ...
10- If they don't get what they want , it's non-stop bad mood ..


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My last chick with a too big ego I left in the middle of a town in the middle of the night in a fancy restaurant because she screamed to me in front of everyone because I put my cup of coffee too loud for her likings on a table...
She stand up and screamed loud to me....Do you want to break the fucking table you fool ?!?!

So I stood up also ..Said nothing in front of the other people , but left her alone in the restaurant ,I walked outside jumped in my car and took off while I waved to her en gave her the last kiss sign as well (hand to my mouth)
After the above...She stalked me 10 weeks my friend and finally I had to call the cops , cops came and she spat on the cops ...
So I fixed finally the problem on my manner .. because she knows me ...


And yeah my friend she was really beautiful ...
But not for me anymore because her ego and character was and still is the hell on earth !
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license plumber to do the install

what water heater did u get
Yeah someone is coming out today to look at it. It's just a standard 40 gal/40k BTU natural gas water heater.

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Become a plumber. Or whatever handyman person does such things.
That's actually how I spent my morning - reading about how to get certified.

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Slip inspector a $20, and tell him "what water heater"
Ha I like the way you think!
I did wonder if you could do like 90% of the install then hire a licensed guy to pull the permits and tighten everything up, but I have a feeling they wouldn't take that job.
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Ha I like the way you think!
I did wonder if you could do like 90% of the install then hire a licensed guy to pull the permits and tighten everything up, but I have a feeling they wouldn't take that job.
Depends on your relationship with the plumber and I guess the city.

My city is full of assholes, so nothing major really slides without permits.

Luckily, my guys are bros.
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i be like

This is literally me when I have to talk to a girl that annoys me. LOL
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Depends on your relationship with the plumber and I guess the city.

My city is full of assholes, so nothing major really slides without permits.

Luckily, my guys are bros.
Yeah they're kinda sticklers about it here too. These plumbers are good, this will be the third time I've used them. Having a good team of people makes huge difference.
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