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[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Little rain today, rest of the week hovers in the high 60s low 70s.

I'll be thinking about you when i decide whether or not to wear a long sleeve shirt each day this week.

What a great friend.

Originally Posted by Sara504

When someone rams their cock down your throat and you aren't expecting it, I'm saying you don't bite down instantly you're stunned at first.

Yep, found my new sig.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Reminds me of my in-laws cat where he likes exactly 4 scratches behind the ears. Any more and he will place a bite right in the fleshy part between your thumb and index that will make you howl. I refuse to touch that cat now, don't care how much it tries to get me to scratch his head. I'm a dog person anyways.

Me too, i don't trust cats.

Unless that was a metaphor about women. In which case i would say you need more petting practice to avoid the bite. You owe that much to yourself before switching teams.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

In fairness, I think they are playing it up because it is very difficult to understand someone being stunned in this situation given that in order for it to happen, the following must have already occurred:

1. The person on the receiving end must be on their knees or some position such that they are at the same height as said cock.

2. Same said person must have had their mouth open.

3. The giver must be somewhat naked as well.

I mean...the above steps does speak to some pre-meditation / planning...hard to be stunned then isn't it?

It's not as difficult as you might think.

..... so my friend tells me.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Honestly, any woman who spends money and time on makeup doesnt like facials. It messes up the time we spend to look nice. We dont want your semen or our own saliva drooling down my face which took 20 minutes to contour. My make up pallets cost a lot and I dont want it ruined, also dont shoot it in my hair that I spent 20 minutes drying, and another 20 minutes curling and styling. Just dont it. If you are, ask if it okay before you ruin all the time she took to look nice for you.

Like this together in bed ? In the middle of the night ?

I'm sorry Sara this makes no sense .. you sound like an advertisement for a disinfectant .

[silvergray545]

ITT: Belgie is genuinely upset that Sara doesn't enjoy dudes finishing on her face.

[Aatish]

Has anyone dated a chick who squirts?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Like this together in bed ? In the middle of the night ?

I'm sorry Sara this makes no sense .. you sound like an advertisement for a disinfectant .

No it makes perfect sense. Men have no concept of what a woman goes through to look beautiful for them and more importantly, for herself.

I have naturally frizzy, wavy, jungle hair. To keep it this long I cannot wash my hair every day. I wash it every third day, if I washed it everyday it would break off and be brittle and short. The amount of heat from the blow dry, flat iron, and curling iron damages my hair. To keep it long and healthy I minimize the use of those styling products by washing my hair every 3rd day. If in the middle of the night you shoot your semen in my hair after I just washed my hair that day or the day before, I'm gonna be beyond pissed off at you. Even with no make up on, woman, avoid aging, using expense creams and lotion on their beautiful faces, by performing a cum shot on my face, again I'm going to extremely pissed off. Just dont do it without asking. You guys really have no concept how much we put into looking gorgeous for you and for ourselves. Respect it.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Has anyone dated a chick who squirts?

This has already been discussed on here by a OBGYN dr.. "ideliver" is his user name. Its pee. And it's fucking gross. If a girl squirts on you, she's pissing on you. End of story.

[1MOREMOD]

We have an idea. We get to wait 2 hrs every time wanna leave the house. Plus jizz helps defy aging.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sara504

This has already been discussed on here by a OBGYN dr.. "ideliver" is his user name. Its pee. And it's fucking gross. If a girl squirts on you, she's pissing on you. End of story.

Its not that bad.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Sara504

This has already been discussed on here by a OBGYN dr.. "ideliver" is his user name. Its pee. And it's fucking gross. If a girl squirts on you, she's pissing on you. End of story.

Another Ohio native. Super cool guy. Hung out with him a few years back. His E60 M5 sounds amazing.

Bimmerpost OT is putting OH on the map!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Axius

Its not that bad.

The only time anyone should be peed on is if your stung by a jelly

[1MOREMOD]

It's already on most maps later than 1803 it just gets avoided

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Sara504

The only time anyone should be peed on is if your stung by a jelly

That's a myth poop works better

[Sara]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

That's a myth poop works better

Aaahhhh lol

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

It's already on most maps later than 1803 it just gets avoided

Your loss!

[Aatish]

Ohio turnpike has the best rest stops

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Me too, i don't trust cats.

Unless that was a metaphor about women. In which case i would say you need more petting practice to avoid the bite. You owe that much to yourself before switching teams.

Not a metaphor. I've got that side of petting down to a science. Sexy eh? I'll say it again - science.

Accountants...we are such a sexy bunch!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Ohio turnpike has the best rest stops

I was put on a commercial for ZipLoc at a toll booth on OH80 two years ago.



I also like getting Sbarros calzone. mmmmmm

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sara504

The only time anyone should be peed on is if your stung by a jelly

When she orgasms into a convulsion is a perfectly okay scenario to be "peed on".

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Your loss!

Dads from Cleveland been there for Indians and browns games as a kid

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

ITT: Belgie is genuinely upset that Sara doesn't enjoy dudes finishing on her face.

Who said that ?