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Mr Tonka · 10-26-2015, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I lost the permatan since leaving California, but people still won't stop coming up to me in CVS and rattling off in Spanish. Glad I'm not the only one.

Be proud of your Mexican heritage!

JasonCSU · 10-26-2015, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Are you mad the Walking Dead killed the only Asian on the show tonight?

Damn, I wish I hadn't read this. I've yet to watch this week's episode.

MrPrena · 10-26-2015, 04:03 PM

Any questions?

Mr Tonka · 10-26-2015, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

Any questions?

They think they know us so well...... piftt.

MrPrena · 10-26-2015, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

They think they know us so well...... piftt.

Ladies ,
Mr Tonka and I will are willing to answer all the personal and detail question just to get this thread going!

Mr Tonka · 10-26-2015, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

Any questions?

Apparently not.

MrPrena · 10-26-2015, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Apparently not.

I even said we will share personal, private information to them. They are still not intersted.

bimmette · 10-26-2015, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Apparently not.

I even said we will share personal, private information to them. They are still not intersted.

Ok. What's the biggest lie you told a girl just to get her to sleep with you?

Mr Tonka · 10-26-2015, 10:28 PM

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I even said we will share personal, private information to them. They are still not intersted.

Maybe it's like the real world and we need to be jerks to get them to be interested in our personal, private, guy code information.

MrPrena · 10-26-2015, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Maybe it's like the real world and we need to be jerks to get them to be interested in our personal, private, guy code information.

Since we are total gentlemen, we need to practice.

"Shut up WOMEN!"
"Get the Hell out of my house!"
"Give me your phone number to your roomate?"
"Could you not call me when I am at a club?"

Mr Tonka · 10-26-2015, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok. What's the biggest lie you told a girl just to get her to sleep with you?

I've never lied to get a woman in bed.

However, by telling several of them i didn't want a serious relationship (meaning sex) which was true. And that i just preferred to be friends, almost invariably, they end up convincing me that just having sex wouldn't turn our relationship into a serious one.

lens · 10-26-2015, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok. What's the biggest lie you told a girl just to get her to sleep with you?

I told her I had a big dick.

MrPrena · 10-26-2015, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok. What's the biggest lie you told a girl just to get her to sleep with you?

I can't say it is a real lie, but I compliment her more than she deserves.
Just talk about positive stuff, but I don't over do it either.

Anything else? Mr.Tonka is willing to share his inner secret stuff here for you ladies.

bimmette · 10-26-2015, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok. What's the biggest lie you told a girl just to get her to sleep with you?

I told her I had a big dick.

Did she sleep with you?

lens · 10-26-2015, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Did she sleep with you?

Out of pity.

Mr Tonka · 10-26-2015, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

Out of pity.

Still.

haha

MrPrena · 10-26-2015, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

I told her I had a big dick.

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Originally Posted by chaungo

Out of pity.

I always wanted to have a pity sex, but it was always epic fail.

Worst would be, all my sex enounter could be a pity sex, and I am the dumb one who doesn't realize it.

"Oh,,, that ugly dork tries too hard. I feel so bad for him. I might take him home tonight."

lens · 10-26-2015, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

I always wanted to have a pity sex, but it was always epic fail.

Worst would be, all my sex enounter could be a pity sex, and I am the dumb one who doesn't realize it.

"Oh,,, that ugly dork tries too hard. I feel so bad for him. I might take him home tonight."

Well, what happened was, I was half drunk when it happened.

We were at the club when it happened, I was celebrating my buddy's birthday.

One of my friends went somewhere and came back with 5 girls, we were 5 as well.

So out of the 5, one was around 8.5/10, she, for me would be not date material, but fuck her brains out material. Me, being half drunk, went straight for her, and whispered in her ear.

"I have a really big dick for an asian, wanna see?"

She stared at me for about a min with a surprised look and whispered back.

"Well, I'll give you points for being straightforward, dance with me and maybe."

So night goes on, I dance like a dumbass and have her laugh.

At the end of the night, we go to her place where our mouths interlock.

Then she reaches into my pants and gives me a "Are you serious" look.

She pulls it down, chuckles. Then says "Well, it's definitely not big." she then looks up at me, sighs and gives me head, and from there you know what happens.

In the morning, she tells me "Well, that wasn't too bad."

Which basically means "Yeah, I've had way better."

This was about 5 Years ago.

#RIPmaleprideandconfidence

Took me a long while to build back up my confidence again.

MrPrena · 10-26-2015, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

Well, what happened was, I was half drunk when it happened.

We were at the club when it happened, I was celebrating my buddy's birthday.

One of my friends went somewhere and came back with 5 girls, we were 5 as well.

So out of the 5, one was around 8.5/10, she, for me would be not date material, but fuck her brains out material. Me, being half drunk, went straight for her, and whispered in her ear.

"I have a really big dick for an asian, wanna see?"

She stared at me for about a min with a surprised look and whispered back.

"Well, I'll give you points for being straightforward, dance with me and maybe."

So night goes on, I dance like a dumbass and have her laugh.

At the end of the night, we go to her place where our mouths interlock.

Then she reaches into my pants and gives me a "Are you serious" look.

She pulls it down, chuckles. Then says "Well, it's definitely not big." she then looks up at me, sighs and gives me head, and from there you know what happens.

In the morning, she tells me "Well, that wasn't too bad.

Which basically means "Yeah, I've had way better."

This was about 5 Years ago.

#RIP

I don't know it was pity sex. You definitely made her laugh and etc. YOu tried and it worked.

Oh BTW, did she ever call you back? Usually gals who says "Yeah, I've had way better" always calls back. It is just a theme that , You were avg to above avg, but I deserve better. Those types usually (not always) call back when they are drunk.

lens · 10-26-2015, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

I don't know it was pity sex. You definitely made her laugh and etc. YOu tried and it worked.

Oh BTW, did she ever call you back? Usually gals who says "Yeah, I've had way better" always calls back. It is just a theme that , You were avg to above avg, but I deserve better. Those types usually (not always) call back when they are drunk.

No, unfortunately I'm not that lucky.

MrPrena · 10-26-2015, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

No, unfortunately I'm not that lucky.

Wait till you find tons of hotties who have Asian fetish. You will be having tons of sexing with that circle of gals.

Sadly I wasn't lucky enough to find that, but one of my friend did. He is even uglier and less attractive, but he was set for few yrs.

lens · 10-26-2015, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

Wait till you find tons of hotties who have Asian fetish. You will be having tons of sexing with that circle of gals.

Sadly I wasn't lucky enough to find that, but one of my friend did. He is even uglier and less attractive, but he was set for few yrs.

Lucky bastard.

What's his story?

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