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      10-24-2015, 11:04 AM   #111
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I was sent to England by my job for a few months and we went without seeing each other during that time.

First day back was great
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I have a question for guys. WTF is up with sports? Why do you like that shit soooooo much? I'm not talking about PLAYING sports I'm talking about watching it on TV. I've never understood this phenomenon.
I hate watching sports. I do love working out though; ok maybe I'm a bit obsessed with working out. But I can't stand sitting on a couch, watching a bunch of millioners chase after a ball. Don't get me wrong, I'll go out and watch the some World Cup or the super bowl but I'm not interested in all the shit that goes on in between.

I do love video games though and I'm 36.
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      10-24-2015, 12:39 PM   #113
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Awwww

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Sex is Sex...but its a combination of many things that make it AMAZING.

I do not speak for all the men, so here's my answer:

Regardless of the girls hotness, if the girl is in to it, and I mean REALLY in the moment - she'll let you know. From the way she grinds, , to the sounds she makes, and the her enthusiasm during the deed.

Angry sex, Unexpected sex, make-up sex, Let's hook up one last time sex, rebound sex...all good, but nothing worst than a girl acting like a dead fish or if she can't move her hips. See Bootywerk video for training tips....

For me personally - when you find that spot and start working it, and she makes sounds you've never heard before...thats what makes it hot IMO.
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I have a question for guys. WTF is up with sports? Why do you like that shit soooooo much? I'm not talking about PLAYING sports I'm talking about watching it on TV. I've never understood this phenomenon.
Just like many women are obsessed with shoe and shopping, or jewelry, men are drawn to sports for the competition and the community. No different for people that own and obsess about cars...

I have played sports all my life (Basketball in college, FB in HS, Track in college, Volleyball as a profession) - It's hard to describe how obsessed with sports my life was at a certain point, literally revolved around.

My true weakness is College Basketball. I live in the heart of CBB heaven, and when the ACC and NCAA tournaments are on...nothing gets done in the house
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Whoa...getting personal here - but uhhhh


How much detail do we want to go into here?
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I have a question for guys. WTF is up with sports? Why do you like that shit soooooo much? I'm not talking about PLAYING sports I'm talking about watching it on TV. I've never understood this phenomenon.
Because I love the NE Patriots, and need a reason to bring that up in every conversation.
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Because I love the NE Patriots, and need a reason to bring that up in every conversation.
Yes Sir!
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      10-24-2015, 02:14 PM   #118
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Whoa...getting personal here - but uhhhh


How much detail do we want to go into here?
I like details! I don't need a pornographic novel, but mention anything worth mentioning.
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Because it was with another person, or they disnt have duct tape on their mouth and bound.cry:
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I like details! I don't need a pornographic novel, but mention anything worth mentioning.
To be honest, it's a lot like ASBSECU E93 said. The more into it she is, the more into it I am. Lying there like a dead fish and not saying a word and just starting at me is not only awkward, but a complete turn off (and yea, that actually happened before) and on the flip side being an obnoxious screamer isn't too appealing either. There is also the movement of the body (both voluntary and involuntary) and the look in her eyes and the soft/heavy breathing - all of it.

There also has to be chemistry, beyond just physical attraction. I noticed I 'enjoy' myself more when I'm familiar with the person. You get know what each other likes and how, and build off of that, and it makes things more rhythmic and natural.

I remember a few times I could say " WOW, that was amazing"


Just to make this quick and not to graphic/more personal than it already is:

Was at one of the ex's place, we had an a guest over from a wedding we went to. He wanted to go out to the pool and of course the ex wanted to get out of bed and do that too, I just wasn't feeling it. I told him we would catch up later, but I just felt like relaxing in bed. We all had drank to much from the night before and I guess didn't live up the promise of what I said I would do to her when I got home, unless I said that was pass out drunk. I was awesome at that. We had breakfast and I just wanted to lie in bed and fool around a bit (not even sex) and go back to sleep.

I don't know how to tell you guys, she would initiate, but this time was different. I don't really know what to say, she changed into her bathing suit and was ready to leave the room and I pulled her back into bed for a kiss and she just got busy. Like...it's hard to explain without getting graphic but she has to be in the mood for things to work...well, and she normally didn't like doing the work herself (I would...obviously). Today was different, I just remember her getting herself ready and doing everything, really getting into it riding it cowgirl style - the look, the facial expressions (an art on it's own), the enthusiasm -everything. It was FUCKING AMAZING, I swear I felt like I was going to die.


It was literally one of the most unforgettable things I have ever experienced. No one is going to believe me when I say this, but I felt like I was going to pass out, and then cry- that's how intense it was. Sound like it is such a bitch thing to say, but idgaf, it happened.

Never told her or anyone else until now.


So...chemistry.
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I guess because I'm usually the one who did things (take control, which I like) and we did it pretty boring for a while (other positions were more difficult) so seeing her really get into it was probably what did it for me.


Just looking at my post now makes me feel really uncomfortable.
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To be honest, it's a lot like ASBSECU E93 said. The more into it she is, the more into it I am. Lying there like a dead fish and not saying a word and just starting at me is not only awkward, but a complete turn off (and yea, that actually happened before) and on the flip side being an obnoxious screamer isn't too appealing either. There is also the movement of the body (both voluntary and involuntary) and the look in her eyes and the soft/heavy breathing - all of it.

There also has to be chemistry, beyond just physical attraction. I noticed I 'enjoy' myself more when I'm familiar with the person. You get know what each other likes and how, and build off of that, and it makes things more rhythmic and natural.

I remember a few times I could say " WOW, that was amazing"


Just to make this quick and not to graphic/more personal than it already is:

Was at one of the ex's place, we had an a guest over from a wedding we went to. He wanted to go out to the pool and of course the ex wanted to get out of bed and do that too, I just wasn't feeling it. I told him we would catch up later, but I just felt like relaxing in bed. We all had drank to much from the night before and I guess didn't live up the promise of what I said I would do to her when I got home, unless I said that was pass out drunk. I was awesome at that. We had breakfast and I just wanted to lie in bed and fool around a bit (not even sex) and go back to sleep.

I don't know how to tell you guys, she would initiate, but this time was different. I don't really know what to say, she changed into her bathing suit and was ready to leave the room and I pulled her back into bed for a kiss and she just got busy. Like...it's hard to explain without getting graphic but she has to be in the mood for things to work...well, and she normally didn't like doing the work herself (I would...obviously). Today was different, I just remember her getting herself ready and doing everything, really getting into it riding it cowgirl style - the look, the facial expressions (an art on it's own), the enthusiasm -everything. It was FUCKING AMAZING, I swear I felt like I was going to die.


It was literally one of the most unforgettable things I have ever experienced. No one is going to believe me when I say this, but I felt like I was going to pass out, and then cry- that's how intense it was. Sound like it is such a bitch thing to say, but idgaf, it happened.

Never told her or anyone else until now.


So...chemistry.
Thank you for that! I agree on the chemistry as well, but it's interesting to see all the little things that guys appreciate/find to be turn ons.
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What made the best sex you ever had the best?

Well.

My friend had hooked my up with his girlfriend's best friend, apparently she had broken up with her boyfriend a month ago and she was depressed as when he dumped her, she thought it was because she was unattractive blah blah.

....Yeah no, if she's unattractive, then I'm gay. It was not even funny how hot she was, and why that guy dumped her (my luck he did) but anyways we all went out to the bar and socialized.

That's where I spoke to her as my buddy and his gf went for a smoke, so I had some 1 on 1 time with her. She was quite shy at first, but she gradually opened up as she could see I was down to earth. My buddy and his gf comes back and we continue drinking till none of us can drive.

We go back to his place, where my buddy and his gf retires to his room, and we have the downstairs to ourselves. I found some wine glasses and bottle, and poured some for me and her.


We chatted for I think an hour? she explained to me about what happened, and blah blah "He probably did it cause he thinks I'm ugly now" but anyways, I told her she was beautiful as hell, and she goes "You're just saying that" blah blah.

Then she goes "Prove it" now I took that as a sign (women and their damn mixed signals) and kissed her. She stared at me like "Wtf?" then she attacked me. No, not that attack.

She jumped on me and we made out, I decided "Oh what the hell, #yolo" in my head and unhooked her bra. She then stripped. and you know what happens after.

Now, the whole way through, she took control. Like, she always wanted to be on top. ALWAYS. I have never been so turned on by a woman in control in my life. Her face when she was riding me, to her biting her lower lip while looking into my eyes with the naughtiest smile (My weakness. I swear.) I was surprised I lasted as long as I did.


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I like it when women take charge. Best sex ever.
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Yea - I dated a girl for a couple years, we were both in our early 20's and in great shape.

She was BAT SHIT CRAZY, but smoking hot and loved to throw down...argue all day, fucking all night kinda crazy.

After a year - I had to leave, she was self destructive and I needed to save my sanity...
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Well.

My friend had hooked my up with his girlfriend's best friend, apparently she had broken up with her boyfriend a month ago and she was depressed as when he dumped her, she thought it was because she was unattractive blah blah.

....Yeah no, if she's unattractive, then I'm gay. It was not even funny how hot she was, and why that guy dumped her (my luck he did) but anyways we all went out to the bar and socialized.

That's where I spoke to her as my buddy and his gf went for a smoke, so I had some 1 on 1 time with her. She was quite shy at first, but she gradually opened up as she could see I was down to earth. My buddy and his gf comes back and we continue drinking till none of us can drive.

We go back to his place, where my buddy and his gf retires to his room, and we have the downstairs to ourselves. I found some wine glasses and bottle, and poured some for me and her.


We chatted for I think an hour? she explained to me about what happened, and blah blah "He probably did it cause he thinks I'm ugly now" but anyways, I told her she was beautiful as hell, and she goes "You're just saying that" blah blah.

Then she goes "Prove it" now I took that as a sign (women and their damn mixed signals) and kissed her. She stared at me like "Wtf?" then she attacked me. No, not that attack.

She jumped on me and we made out, I decided "Oh what the hell, #yolo" in my head and unhooked her bra. She then stripped. and you know what happens after.

Now, the whole way through, she took control. Like, she always wanted to be on top. ALWAYS. I have never been so turned on by a woman in control in my life. Her face when she was riding me, to her biting her lower lip while looking into my eyes with the naughtiest smile (My weakness. I swear.) I was surprised I lasted as long as I did.


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I like it when women take charge. Best sex ever.
Oh boy, what did I start. And I agree with you my man.


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Thank you for that! I agree on the chemistry as well, but it's interesting to see all the little things that guys appreciate/find to be turn ons.
I always tell people, no matter what it is, it's never just ONE thing, but a combination of things (some more than others) that bring it (whatever 'it' is) together.

So for us guys, a lot of it is visual (for me at least) we can put our dicks lot of places, but it's just not going to be the same as a woman.
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Well.

My friend had hooked my up with his girlfriend's best friend, apparently she had broken up with her boyfriend a month ago and she was depressed as when he dumped her, she thought it was because she was unattractive blah blah.

....Yeah no, if she's unattractive, then I'm gay. It was not even funny how hot she was, and why that guy dumped her (my luck he did) but anyways we all went out to the bar and socialized.

That's where I spoke to her as my buddy and his gf went for a smoke, so I had some 1 on 1 time with her. She was quite shy at first, but she gradually opened up as she could see I was down to earth. My buddy and his gf comes back and we continue drinking till none of us can drive.

We go back to his place, where my buddy and his gf retires to his room, and we have the downstairs to ourselves. I found some wine glasses and bottle, and poured some for me and her.


We chatted for I think an hour? she explained to me about what happened, and blah blah "He probably did it cause he thinks I'm ugly now" but anyways, I told her she was beautiful as hell, and she goes "You're just saying that" blah blah.

Then she goes "Prove it" now I took that as a sign (women and their damn mixed signals) and kissed her. She stared at me like "Wtf?" then she attacked me. No, not that attack.

She jumped on me and we made out, I decided "Oh what the hell, #yolo" in my head and unhooked her bra. She then stripped. and you know what happens after.

Now, the whole way through, she took control. Like, she always wanted to be on top. ALWAYS. I have never been so turned on by a woman in control in my life. Her face when she was riding me, to her biting her lower lip while looking into my eyes with the naughtiest smile (My weakness. I swear.) I was surprised I lasted as long as I did.


TLDR version

I like it when women take charge. Best sex ever.
Its funny, no matter how hot a girl is...there's always a guy who's tired of hitting it for a new piece of strange
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Agree - for me its always visual and sounds...
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Agree - for me its always visual and sounds...


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And I agree with you on guys chasing new tail. Nothing wrong with it, but I think guys who are willing to get married to one woman really says what they feel about her.
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Ok here's my first question. I find it gross that guys like boob implants, especially the bolt-on looking ones. To give a different perspective: If penis implants were the same price as boob implants and the equipment worked the same but it was obvious that you went and got them enhanced, would you get the surgery?
In a word, no. Don't like them on women, so I would never do it.
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