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      07-13-2021, 02:10 PM   #111
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This photo, was in fact, listed under the Men's section.
Ahh I see, but I think he forgot his balls somewhere.
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      07-13-2021, 02:11 PM   #112
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Ahh I see, but I think he forgot his balls somewhere.
In his life mate's fanny pack?
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      07-13-2021, 03:15 PM   #113
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I have been teasing my wife that I need a man purse. I just switched to a front pocket wallet and I’m out of space. Lol.

Not getting one but I need one.
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      07-13-2021, 04:00 PM   #114
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Dude! Did you have to post that? Now I can't un-see that.
Also who knows if that's a he, she or they?
It doesn't even matter if they are gay, straight, man, woman... it just looks... BAD.
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      07-13-2021, 06:12 PM   #115
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Could it be a momentary thing because the Tour de France has been in action the past few weeks? I hope so! People working out in biking shorts are questionable to say the least. If they're using a stationary bike or spinning, that's excusable.
I promise you this guy and his physique know nothing about the Tour de France.
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      07-13-2021, 06:14 PM   #116
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Ahh I see, but I think he forgot his balls somewhere.
You need a schlong to have balls.
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      07-13-2021, 06:21 PM   #117
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I promise you this guy and his physique know nothing about the Tour de France.
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      07-13-2021, 08:02 PM   #119
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nuff said
I had to mask up looking at that
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      07-13-2021, 10:40 PM   #120
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We just need to add an iPad to my husbands list.
Well, do you really mean you are going to have an iPad as another husband of yours? It's not that I really care what you do with an iPad (I don't even care what an iPad is ) but misusing apostrophes does look annoying. You make readers guess instead of putting it just clearly.
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Back to the subject. rebekahb has just reminded me of a TV show where two girls were confused by the word "dildo": none of them had an idea what it was. If we presume that's what women carry purses for than a man definitely shouldn't need it.
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      07-14-2021, 05:11 AM   #122
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I say Mein11 gets perma banned for exposing my eyes to such atrocities!!!! I would have gone my whole life never having gone on that horrific site!!
HEY NOW. Just because you peasants don't understand high fashion that's not my problem!
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      07-14-2021, 06:07 AM   #123
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nuff said
Trainers and short socks were forgotten there.
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Back to the subject. rebekahb has just reminded me of a TV show where two girls were confused by the word "dildo": none of them had an idea what it was. If we presume that's what women carry purses for than a man definitely shouldn't need it.
Said No one. Yes, sorry, still doing it. It's just funny to me.

To yank your chain a bit, grammar nazi; "None" of the girls...two of them....neither? Also men can carry dildo's in their purse if they want to (I can't believe I just typed that)and "some" may be needed. I wouldn't presume that's why purses are carried by women, because I know a woman or two. Men also don't "need" to wear loafers with cut off jorts, but the one above had no problem rocking that shit.

To be fair, I have seen my fair share of sex toys in women's purses.
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      07-14-2021, 01:41 PM   #125
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Back to the subject. rebekahb has just reminded me of a TV show where two girls were confused by the word "dildo": none of them had an idea what it was. If we presume that's what women carry purses for than a man definitely shouldn't need it.
Said No one. Yes, sorry, still doing it. It's just funny to me.

To yank your chain a bit, grammar nazi; "None" of the girls...two of them....neither? Also men can carry dildo's in their purse if they want to (I can't believe I just typed that)and "some" may be needed. I wouldn't presume that's why purses are carried by women, because I know a woman or two. Men also don't "need" to wear loafers with cut off jorts, but the one above had no problem rocking that shit.

To be fair, I have seen my fair share of sex toys in women's purses.
Lol!

I've only seen sex toys in another female's purse at a TSA security checkpoint. What an embarrassing mess when traveling light without checked baggage. You can tell the X ray guy saw it and called the bag search on purpose. I've never owned a sex toy personality, and if it came to the point where I needed to carry one in my purse…… there better be a world wide male organ shortage.
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      07-14-2021, 02:07 PM   #126
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Im obviously not the most fashionable dude on the planet but I honestly think some of these fashion houses are literally just going, "F it, we have enough money. Lets see what we can convince the idiots to wear."

All of their models, of both genders, look sad as hell to be wearing that crap.

https://www.gucci.com/us/en/pr/men/b...xoCXLkQAvD_BwE

For when you want that "mentally disabled sherpa" vibe.
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      07-14-2021, 02:13 PM   #127
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Only thing I'll spend decent money on are CK jeans,
Why? If youre gonna spend money better off spending it on some Japanese cone mill selvedge jeans, at least youre paying more of the premium to quality and not just a label of the same chinese stretch denimc youd get at banana republic.
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      07-14-2021, 02:21 PM   #128
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Why? If youre gonna spend money better off spending it on some Japanese cone mill selvedge jeans, at least youre paying more of the premium to quality and not just a label of the same chinese stretch denimc youd get at banana republic.
+1 for Japanese Selvedge. Rocking some PRPS goodness today. You ain't cool unless you've got red lines in your seams.
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      07-14-2021, 04:57 PM   #129
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"None" of the girls...two of them....neither?
Do you want me to tell you? https://dictionary.cambridge.org/gra...ne-and-none-of I studied English English (not American) as far as it matters. But it doesn't seem that much. It rather looks like some disregard their own native language explicitly, even to the point of nonsense.

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men can carry dildo's in their purse if they want to (I can't believe I just typed that)and "some" may be needed.
Some definition of a "man" can be rather needed then. I meant men who didn't even carry a purse all together (you can skip this grammar remark if you wish ). And no, a "joke" isn't "necessarily" a pure nonsense or a blooper disguise as some claim it around here. It can have some "perfect sense" for those who can understand it.

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I wouldn't presume that's why purses are carried by women, because I know a woman or two.
It was a joke (the kind of with a meaning, so it's all right if you don't understand it as long as you wish to stick to the crowd here).

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To be fair, I have seen my fair share of sex toys in women's purses.
I don't think I would dig a woman's purse.
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      07-14-2021, 05:33 PM   #130
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Look at this fucking idiot!
https://www.gucci.com/us/en/pr/men/r...JDHH3521?_gl=1*wlinum*_up*MQ..&gclid=CjwKCAjw87SHBhBiEiwAukSeUW2 F42ttTUBf9d5GW0xpb7yiqMXUTNS_CHchnhQeu_cl75d3EgO01 xoCXLkQAvD_BwE
Im obviously not the most fashionable dude on the planet but I honestly think some of these fashion houses are literally just going, "F it, we have enough money. Lets see what we can convince the idiots to wear."

All of their models, of both genders, look sad as hell to be wearing that crap.

https://www.gucci.com/us/en/pr/men/b...UHAT8564?_gl=1*5mo3n*_up*MQ..&gclid=CjwKCAjw87SHBhBiEiwAukSeUW2F 42ttTUBf9d5GW0xpb7yiqMXUTNS_CHchnhQeu_cl75d3EgO01x oCXLkQAvD_BwE

For when you want that "mentally disabled sherpa" vibe.
Right on!
Looks like they just went to a thrift store and grabbed the worst thing on a hanger. threw it on a starving person to see if music artists or famous talentless people (like that Kim lady) catch on and turn the chitty look into a trend on instaspam or click tok.
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We may need a testosterone test to verify the person in the pink shirt is male…
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      07-14-2021, 06:26 PM   #132
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We may need a testosterone test to verify the person in the pink shirt is male…
C'mon man! Male is sooooo 2019.... it's a unicorn or a honey badger or whatever the fuck it wants to be today. Get with the program! Stop being so binary!

All I know is that creature sure is wearing some ugly ass clothes.
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