10-24-2015, 07:37 PM | #155 |
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That scale is influenced by geography too
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10-24-2015, 07:51 PM | #157 | |
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Actually, I had more dates lined up driving shitbox than a nice car. weird but true. Except one girl I went out on a date.
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10-24-2015, 08:03 PM | #158 | |
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OH MY GOD. This is true. All dudes I've seen with girlfriends, either drive a rusted civic, or mazda that look like it's falling apart. Meanwhile I'm just driving around in my 70k car, and no woman goes near me. Am I that ugly? Welp, time to get rich and buy everything including love. |
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10-24-2015, 08:16 PM | #159 | |
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Maybe they don't like guys who will say, "Hey, this is a 300k car with tan leather, don't spill anything."
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...You just called most of the men in this forum 'Douche"...
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10-24-2015, 08:21 PM | #162 | |
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Actually, given the responses to the "ask a girl" thread, that might be an accurate assessment. |
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10-24-2015, 08:21 PM | #163 | |
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10-24-2015, 08:22 PM | #164 |
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Only when you have time to demean us and make us feel worthless, though. If we can only see the douche, well, you haven't had time to work your magic.
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10-24-2015, 08:30 PM | #165 |
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...Stealthy Douche is the key - point taken!
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10-24-2015, 08:31 PM | #166 |
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Just sneak up behind a girl and douche as much as possible. Figuratively. |
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..."I'd answer if this was the ask a girl anything thread"
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10-24-2015, 08:36 PM | #169 | |
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I would say depends on who she is. Most of gals don't like douche type of guys. Some do love douche type of guys.
Out of all the dates I had, I think about 5% likes douche type of guys. Biggest thing in common with those 5% from my experience was, they do LOVE to talk about themselves and her friends. Quote:
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10-24-2015, 08:37 PM | #171 |
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This was a joke... because you said the same thing in the other thread... the stick isn't that far up my ass
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10-24-2015, 08:39 PM | #172 |
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It was only hot sex but she tore my sheets too .
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10-24-2015, 08:49 PM | #174 |
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Well played!
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10-24-2015, 09:48 PM | #176 | |
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I keep getting this line:
"Wanna take me for a ride?" Has it ever worked for anyone? Sooo fucking annoying
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