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      10-24-2015, 07:37 PM   #155
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This is very true for guys who are at least 5+/10.
Since I am 1-3/10, they gotta know me more.
That scale is influenced by geography too
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Don't beat yourself up prena roofie them or show em a picture of the avalon
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      10-24-2015, 07:51 PM   #157
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That scale is influenced by geography too
I might be ranked 5/10 at WV or AR.

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Don't beat yourself up prena roofie them or show em a picture of the avalon
That advice would've been useful when I was in 20s. thanks.

Actually, I had more dates lined up driving shitbox than a nice car. weird but true. Except one girl I went out on a date.
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Actually, I had more dates lined up driving shitbox than a nice car. weird but true. Except one girl I went out on a date.


OH MY GOD. This is true.

All dudes I've seen with girlfriends, either drive a rusted civic, or mazda that look like it's falling apart.

Meanwhile I'm just driving around in my 70k car, and no woman goes near me.

Am I that ugly?

Welp, time to get rich and buy everything including love.
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      10-24-2015, 08:16 PM   #159
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OH MY GOD. This is true.

All dudes I've seen with girlfriends, either drive a rusted civic, or mazda that look like it's falling apart.

Meanwhile I'm just driving around in my 70k car, and no woman goes near me.

Am I that ugly?

Welp, time to get rich and buy everything including love.
I analyze it as women likes confidence , don't care about car, etc.
Maybe they don't like guys who will say, "Hey, this is a 300k car with tan leather, don't spill anything."
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      10-24-2015, 08:18 PM   #160
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OH MY GOD. This is true.

All dudes I've seen with girlfriends, either drive a rusted civic, or mazda that look like it's falling apart.

Meanwhile I'm just driving around in my 70k car, and no woman goes near me.

Am I that ugly?

Welp, time to get rich and buy everything including love.
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I analyze it as women likes confidence , don't care about car, etc.
Maybe they don't like guys who will say, "Hey, this is a 300k car with tan leather, don't spill anything."
There's confidence, but perhaps also a factor of 70k car can be seen as a "I'm a douche and need to compensate for something" without the gold digging allure of you compensating with a 300k car.
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      10-24-2015, 08:20 PM   #161
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There's confidence, but perhaps also a factor of 70k car can be seen as a "I'm a douche and need to compensate for something" without the gold digging allure of you compensating with a 300k car.
...You just called most of the men in this forum 'Douche"...
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...You just called most of the men in this forum 'Douche"...
I said "can," haha, just as a possible explanation for why that happens.

Actually, given the responses to the "ask a girl" thread, that might be an accurate assessment.
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I said "can," haha, just as a possible explanation for why that happens.

Actually, given the responses to the "ask a girl" thread, that might be an accurate assessment.
I thought girls liked douchebags though?
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I thought girls liked douchebags though?
Only when you have time to demean us and make us feel worthless, though. If we can only see the douche, well, you haven't had time to work your magic.
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Only when you have time to demean us and make us feel worthless, though. If we can only see the douche, well, you haven't had time to work your magic.
...Stealthy Douche is the key - point taken!
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...Stealthy Douche is the key - point taken!


Just sneak up behind a girl and douche as much as possible.

Figuratively.
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Just sneak up behind a girl and douche as much as possible.

Figuratively.
Shit, so what brand of douche would a girl like then?
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Shit, so what brand of douche would a girl like then?
..."I'd answer if this was the ask a girl anything thread"
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I thought girls liked douchebags though?
I would say depends on who she is. Most of gals don't like douche type of guys. Some do love douche type of guys.
Out of all the dates I had, I think about 5% likes douche type of guys.
Biggest thing in common with those 5% from my experience was, they do LOVE to talk about themselves and her friends.



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Just sneak up behind a girl and douche as much as possible.

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...Stealthy Douche is the key - point taken!
D-baggery does work well for "detachment" method.
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..."I'd answer if this was the ask a girl anything thread"
......okay, brb.
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......okay.
This was a joke... because you said the same thing in the other thread... the stick isn't that far up my ass
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This was a joke... because you said the same thing in the other thread... the stick isn't that far up my ass
....I can put other things that far up there if you know what I mean *wink*


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I gotta agree with Mr.SugarSkulls there.
Girls who are quiet (or pretend to be) are freaks in bed.
Oh, pretending to have low self esteem ones too.

It all good, but my wee-wee gets numb as my heel of the foot afterward.
Had one of them in the past ..She was a screamer and really loud !
It was only hot sex but she tore my sheets too .
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..."I'd answer if this was the ask a girl anything thread"


Well played!
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That scale is influenced by geography too
I might be ranked 5/10 at WV or AR.

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That advice would've been useful when I was in 20s. thanks.

Actually, I had more dates lined up driving shitbox than a nice car. weird but true. Except one girl I went out on a date.
All my teeth, confirmed 10/10 in WV.

Oh, but I'm brown, subtract 15 and go to jail, do not pass go.
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I keep getting this line:

"Wanna take me for a ride?"

Has it ever worked for anyone? Sooo fucking annoying
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