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      12-26-2015, 08:41 PM   #111
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14 LCI FTW!
i have non-lci '12 and i have adjustable side-bolsters!
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      12-26-2015, 08:42 PM   #112
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In the UK drug dealers drive GTRs....we're quite safe in our undercover M5's.
they are like undercover plod, drive anything you can think of
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      12-28-2015, 02:30 PM   #113
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...when you show pictures of your car like parents show of their children.
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      12-29-2015, 07:52 AM   #114
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...when you show pictures of your car like parents show of their children.
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      12-29-2015, 03:04 PM   #115
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14 LCI FTW!
i have non-lci '12 and i have adjustable side-bolsters!
Maybe the heated seat malfunctioned and burned you and they gave you a new seat? Happened once to me in my x5 4.8is lol. Burnt right through the leather.
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      12-29-2015, 03:08 PM   #116
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      12-29-2015, 03:52 PM   #117
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So I thought I'd start up a fun thread over here to express how much fun and how much I love owning and driving an F10 M5 is.

I'll start us off.

- You know you drive an F10 M5 when people always compare it with the Nissan GTR.

- You know you drive an F10 M5 when you are on a run with your E60 M5 buddies and they have to stop for gas while you just park and go to the bathroom at the gas station instead.

- You know you drive an F10 M5 when kids make a funny youtube video of your Frozen White M5 (Runningthingz).

- You know you drive an F10 M5 when you race a Corvette Z06 and beat it.

- You know you drive an F10 M5 when you have over 15,000 miles on your Michelin Pilot Super Sports, and the tread isn't even fully worn down yet.

- You know you drive an F10 M5 when you shock E60 M5 owners with how insane straightpipes on an F10 M5 sound.

- You know you drive an F10 M5 when you straightpipe a 4-door family sedan.

- You konw you drive an F10 M5 when your friend listens to the Bang & Olufsen system for the first time and says that riding in your car is like being in a disco-teca.

That's all I have for now.

Your turn!

haha
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      02-08-2016, 12:45 PM   #118
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was cruising down the interstate the other day when i noticed a state cop coming up quickly behind me. i slowed to 60 in a 55 and pulled into the right lane. he stayed in the left, and when he got near me, i lost him in my blind spot (i knew he was there b/c the light on my SVM was on). he very (very) slowly passed me and checked out my wheels and calipers, then drove off. never experienced that before.

so yeah, that's how you know you're in an M5.

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      02-08-2016, 07:56 PM   #119
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When you can do 0-60 in 2.7s in a family 4-door!
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      02-09-2016, 04:18 PM   #120
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When you check your rear tyres @ 4.5k to see how much tread is left.
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      02-09-2016, 11:22 PM   #121
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When after a spirited Sunday morning drive, you keep thinking to yourself "God D*mn, this car is so F#cking fast!" and, "Ordinary people have to get on a roller coaster at Six Flags just to feel this kind of excitement, but I get to have it every day"
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      02-09-2016, 11:31 PM   #122
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- You know you drive an F10 M5 when you have over 15,000 miles on your Michelin Pilot Super Sports, and the tread isn't even fully worn down yet.
Can I get this one in writing?
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      02-10-2016, 04:36 AM   #123
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..............when you drive round your block or the local shopping centre for endless amounts of time waiting for the "right" place to park and then take 10 mins to park just to make sure you reduce the risk of the door from the car next to you hitting yours when they open the door

.......then realise you have not reduced the risk and move out of a perfectly good spot, with your wife screeming at you, asking you what was wrong with the spot and you responding something like "it didnt feel right" or "the car didnt fit", even though you were just in the spot

.....then spend more time driving round looking for the "right spot".......the cycle goes on until your wife and kid jump out of the car and you meet them 1 hour later after satisfying yourself that you have parked "appropriately"
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      02-16-2016, 12:41 AM   #124
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When 80 mph feels slow.

When you walk up 14 flights of stairs daily because you park in a quiet corner of the parking garage at work. Side bonus is roaring the exhaust all the way up and down though.
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      02-16-2016, 01:31 AM   #125
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When you can do 0-60 in 2.7s in a family 4-door!
Never experience that. Always wild wheel spin and steering wheel shaking... My old 550xi seemed a bit more fun on the start
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      02-16-2016, 03:57 PM   #126
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Never experience that. Always wild wheel spin and steering wheel shaking... My old 550xi seemed a bit more fun on the start
Need good tires for that... else it spins 4th gear under WOT.
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      02-16-2016, 04:57 PM   #127
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- You know you drive an F10 M5 when you have over 15,000 miles on your Michelin Pilot Super Sports, and the tread isn't even fully worn down yet.
Can I get this one in writing?
I believe RPiM5 meant 1500 ... typo
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      02-17-2016, 12:43 AM   #128
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.....when you sit in your M5 while in the garage thinking to yourself how blessed you are to be driving this car.
You know you drive an F10 M5 when you have made it.
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      02-17-2016, 12:45 AM   #129
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You know you drive an F10 M5 when you point out the M5 logo and ask your daughter what it said and she replied "Genius"
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      02-22-2016, 09:55 AM   #130
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When you're slowing down to the traffic lights, see something like 28mph on the heads up display and flick the gear down into first then the throttle automatically blips causing there to be pops and crackles in the exhaust followed by a rev noise of engine braking. Scares the crap out of old women. Its bloody hilarious.
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When you have owned the car for 12 months and are still finding stuff it can do.....yup found out today I have the remote trunk opening by foot swipe!!
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You know you drive a M5 when people pull up to you at the light and say "Nice M5"
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