It was only a matter of time...Porsche Cayenne "Coupe" spied

fecurtis · 08-05-2016, 01:01 PM

http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2...-prove-it.html

zer0cool · 08-05-2016, 01:21 PM

Looks so shitty... pretty much an elevated pana... with a huge nose and a weird ass...

Just looks way to squeezed in several locations... just shitty looking.

WTF is Porsche thinking?

I would buy a Pan, would buy a Cayenne, would buy a Pan wagon. Would definitely NOT buy this!

I actually find the GLE and X6 OK. So it's not a general dislike of SUV "coupes".

ShocknAwe · 08-05-2016, 01:58 PM

Bet it will sell though. Americans...

IndotagSwizz · 08-05-2016, 02:00 PM

confirmation that any car company will put out any kind of turd if they can make money of it

vsix · 08-05-2016, 02:02 PM

looks like mustang 5.0

IndotagSwizz · 08-05-2016, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by vsix

looks like mustang 5.0

to_riffic · 08-05-2016, 02:18 PM

X6 > GLE > Pan Coupe

Chihuahua · 08-05-2016, 03:01 PM

you know those mylar balloons in the shape of a car that makes the car look all bloated and puffy? that's what all these SUV 'coupes' look like.

The X6, GLE, this thing, ALL of these things are absolutely the most hideous cars on the road today. I'm pretty sure if GM re-released a luxury version of the Aztek with big wheels and a sloped roof-line they'd find some buyers.

aloksatoor · 08-05-2016, 03:13 PM

Ugh I can't unsee that. It almost looks rear engined with the flab it has behind the rear wheels.

Never_Enough · 08-05-2016, 05:41 PM

What segment is this fugly pile supposed to hit that the Pan & Cayenne can't?!

positiveions · 08-05-2016, 11:02 PM

I don't like it

RM7 · 08-06-2016, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by OrangeZ06

What segment is this fugly pile supposed to hit that the Pan & Cayenne can't?!

The dipshit american market that thinks every vehicle should be lifted.

Nivarox · 08-06-2016, 01:25 AM

What sort of car is that ?

smrtypants44 · 08-06-2016, 08:10 PM

I wouldnt put much thought into how it looks...its obviously a test mule of some sort with a '17 panamera body stuck on top. That wont be the body on the actual car.

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zer0cool First Lieutenant 104 Rep 300 Posts Drives: X3M Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: North Carolina iTrader: (0)	Looks so shitty... pretty much an elevated pana... with a huge nose and a weird ass... Just looks way to squeezed in several locations... just shitty looking. WTF is Porsche thinking? I would buy a Pan, would buy a Cayenne, would buy a Pan wagon. Would definitely NOT buy this! I actually find the GLE and X6 OK. So it's not a general dislike of SUV "coupes".
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