Aliens in Miami?

[wtwo3]

No I don't think there's aliens in Miami... but kinda fun to think about nonetheless.

[tturedraider]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

No I don't think there's aliens in Miami... but kinda fun to think about nonetheless.

Did I miss something on the news or have you been imbibing?

[wtwo3]

Originally Posted by tturedraider

Did I miss something on the news or have you been imbibing?

There was a huge riot at the Bayside mall in Miami on Jan 1st and a ton of police cars were at the scene... like an absurd amount of police presence. That lead some folks to claim that the "riot" was a cover up for what actually happened, which was spotting of aliens. People were talking about "7-10ft tall creatures" walking around and interfering with electronics in the area.

[tturedraider]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

There was a huge riot at the Bayside mall in Miami on Jan 1st and a ton of police cars were at the scene... like an absurd amount of police presence. That lead some folks to claim that the "riot" was a cover up for what actually happened, which was spotting of aliens. People were talking about "7-10ft tall creatures" walking around and interfering with electronics in the area.

[Esteban]

I saw that. Here's a link:

Rumors of 'shadow aliens' at Bayside Marketplace go viral after large fight among teens creates chaos

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

No I don't think there's aliens in Miami...

Obviously, you've never been south of Flagler Street.....

[floridaorange]

And cbs ran the story - great.

[E92inNC]

Do some of the botched plastic surgery people they got there qualify as aliens?

[wtwo3]

I've never been to miami...but sounds like now it's a great place to go to do some people watching.

[infinitekidM2C]

A florida man gathering. Nice.

[Boomer 2019]

Actually, the further south of Flagler St. you go the fewer aliens you encounter. It is all bedroom communities with strip malls, and more or less normal people down here. No nightlife, which is what attracts aliens. For alien watching go along the coast line from Coconut Grove north to central Broward County.

Yes, a lot of the female aliens are very much into plastic surgery, but they are also cheap, and have it performed in garages in Hialeah. They stick out (you'll pardon the expression) and are very easy to spot.

And of course the mothership is hidden somewhere in South Beach. It's alien central. You will see things there that will just have you shaking your head.

[infinitekidM2C]

Originally Posted by Boomer 2019

Actually, the further south of Flagler St. you go the fewer aliens you encounter. It is all bedroom communities with strip malls, and more or less normal people down here. No nightlife, which is what attracts aliens. For alien watching go along the coast line from Coconut Grove north to central Broward County.

Yes, a lot of the female aliens are very much into plastic surgery, but they are also cheap, and have it performed in garages in Hialeah. They stick out (you'll pardon the expression) and are very easy to spot.

And of course the mothership is hidden somewhere in South Beach. It's alien central. You will see things there that will just have you shaking your head.

I haven't ventured outside of Orlando. Do the aliens usually use dodge chargers as their main form of earthly transportation or are Camaros also popular?

[GOLFFRR]

I didn't know about this lol. I'll have to check into it now.

[erickonphoenix]

I'm calling my shot now, that some publicity drunk marketing manager is going to rebrand that mall "Gray Side" and erect a giant alien stature out front.

[xander_g]

Sounds similar to that leprechaun sighting a while back - "probably just a crackhead"

[UncleWede]

MiB didn't flash enough people?

[spazzyfry123]

Originally Posted by xander_g

Sounds similar to that leprechaun sighting a while back - "probably just a crackhead"

"Where da gode at??"

[Boomer 2019]

Originally Posted by erickonphoenix

I'm calling my shot now, that some publicity drunk marketing manager is going to rebrand that mall "Gray Side" and erect a giant alien stature out front.

Yeah, with a huge booty and lips.

[infinitekidM2C]

Originally Posted by Boomer 2019

Yeah, with a huge booty and lips.

Kim Kardashlien ? eww

[Boomer 2019]

Originally Posted by infinitekidM2C

Kim Kardashlien ? eww

I see what you did there.

[tranquility]

Wut...? Did nazali take over your account or something?

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

There was a huge riot at the Bayside mall in Miami on Jan 1st and a ton of police cars were at the scene... like an absurd amount of police presence. That lead some folks to claim that the "riot" was a cover up for what actually happened, which was spotting of aliens. People were talking about "7-10ft tall creatures" walking around and interfering with electronics in the area.

If a few cops can handle them, I think we'll be alright