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      10-19-2018, 07:27 AM   #23
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I'd pay Judy to come do my hair.
I only know one style. I hope you like the Sinead O'Connor look from the 90's.
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      10-19-2018, 07:31 AM   #24
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      10-19-2018, 07:33 AM   #25
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I would retire from my desk job and do a lot more volunteering. Maybe start an outdoors company where I take people hiking, climbing, hunting, comping, etc. I would definitely have a house with a much larger garage and hire a specialty mechanic to teach me how to do everything.
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I prob just do what I do everyday now, just in a nicer location with nicer toys
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      10-19-2018, 08:24 AM   #27
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I only know one style. I hope you like the Sinead O'Connor look from the 90's.
I had to google him. I'm in!
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      10-19-2018, 08:34 AM   #28
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I had to google him. I'm in!
It's a her!
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It's a her!
Oh Judy, you're such a stiff when it comes to genders. Go brush your Goldie locks, that usually sooths you.
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It's a her!
Oh Judy, you're such a stiff when it comes to genders. Go brush your Goldie locks, that usually sooths you.
Yes....I am indeed a "stiff gender."
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      10-19-2018, 08:50 AM   #31
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I prob just do what I do everyday now, just in a nicer location with nicer toys
LOL exactly. I wouldn't want to drastically change my lifestyle. The laziness from giving zero fucks about anything, would destroy me.
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      10-19-2018, 08:56 AM   #32
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Yes....I am indeed a "stiff gender."
You're just in denial. I'm never wrong about anything.
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You're just in denial. I'm never wrong about anything.
Possibly. Perhaps I am simply a lesbian born into a mans body. Is there a new gender for this?
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Possibly. Perhaps I am simply a lesbian born into a mans body. Is there a new gender for this?
I am sure. We do live in America.
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      10-19-2018, 01:29 PM   #36
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The odds of winning both Historic Jackpots are staggering...

You have statistically better odds of being struck by a Falling Satellite... 4 different times!
btw, for those of you feeling discouraged by these long odds, i have words of wisdom.

you don't actually need to beat the odds, you just need to rob the person who does.
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      10-19-2018, 01:42 PM   #37
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BMW keychains for everyone!!
That'd be nice as my recent ebay purchase on a discontinued keychain was smoke
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Retire. Sell the house. Move to Tennessee or one of the other states in the top 5 on the freedom index. Build a compound on acreage with a gun range, track, multi-car garage, wood and metal shop, car lift, and runway. Buy some cars, a plane, and maybe a helicopter (I’d need to learn to fly that). Work on my cigar, wine and bourbon collections. I expect I’d spend most of my time in the shop or traveling in Europe. Would definitely line up some European Deliveries for the new cars. Maybe get a place in Geneve overlooking the Jet d’Eau.
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I would definitely stop dialing in to conference calls like the one I am on now.
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one or two of these vehicles when i step outside for fresh air, in case zombies attack.


what's the retail on one of those?
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Or productivity deprivation periods, as I call them
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what's the retail on one of those?
More than you can afford, pal.
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Or productivity deprivation periods, as I call them
Dodger, you would still post all day.. leaving you no time to spend all that money... I could handle all that for a fee... no job is too big, no fee is too big...
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