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      03-09-2021, 05:17 PM   #1893
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Absolutely! Graduated from that to making them out of steel pipe, an oxygen acetylene torch for the propellant, and d-cell batteries to launch out of it. Those suckered would fly an 1/8 mile!
We would all be considered terrorists today.
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      03-09-2021, 05:20 PM   #1894
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I dunno, I was partial to the steel tipped flying spears, aka, lawn darts.
We used to attach model rocket engines to these killers.
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Anyone make one of these?
Yup with apple juice cans and a ball of tightly wrapped black electrical tape at Scout Camp.
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Absolutely! Graduated from that to making them out of steel pipe, an oxygen acetylene torch for the propellant, and d-cell batteries to launch out of it. Those suckered would fly an 1/8 mile!
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dialing Homeland Security......

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If any kid did 10% of what we did growing up, they'd be one or all of the following:

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I think I've just about covered it.

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      03-09-2021, 05:25 PM   #1897
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If any kid did 10% of what we did growing up, they'd be one or all of the following:

Suspended from school
Expelled from school
Have a local record
In jail
On the no-fly list
Federal Pen
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GITMO
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I think I've just about covered it.

I was just about to issue the @ signal - whew
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Wasn't a big video game player, other than Pac Man when we cut out of HS and went to the bar. And as luck had it, I stayed home the day the principal and some teachers raided said bar during classes.
Back in the olden days when the drinking age was 18, our school used to have a ski club that hit the slopes every Thursday evening. One of my 10th grade teachers was the advisor, and we always had a test on Friday mornings after a ski club outing. She didn't know how to ski, so she spent her time at the ski resort's bar making sure that none of the students were partaking. Long story short, the students were buying her drinks before long, and she didn't remember a thing...until the Friday morning hangover and subsequent quiet test time.

Our school's only 11th grade English teacher used to own a watering hole in a neighboring town, and was always voted in as the senior class advisor. He would buy every student their first drink at his bar on their 18th birthday.

Both of them would probably be jailed by today's standards.....
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      03-09-2021, 05:53 PM   #1901
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If any kid did 10% of what we did growing up, they'd be one or all of the following:

Suspended from school
Expelled from school
Have a local record
In jail
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GITMO
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I think I've just about covered it.

And all before the age of about 15.
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We used to attach model rocket engines to these killers.
Speaking of which, I had a friend in middle school that built a rocket out of his mom's tampon. Not used, lol.
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We would all be considered terrorists today.
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We used to attach model rocket engines to these killers.
We would take the Boy Scout model rockets. put in our own built in ordinance, and launch them into the next neighborhood. It was all blind luck that we didn't burn down a house or 20 while setting the flora on fire. Sometimes it's better to be lucky than whatever we were. Model rockets were put on the list I was banned from playing with pretty early on.
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Speaking of which, I had a friend in middle school that built a rocket out of his mom's tampon. Not used, lol.
Had it been used, he would be on the bioterrorism list which is a special kind of horrible.
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Had it been used, he would be on the bioterrorism list which is a special kind of horrible.
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Still use

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And all before the age of about 15.
Yep...I was nicknamed "Calamity Jane" by the Military Police. Took a jeep for a spin that was parked in front of the PX. No keys needed as it had an ignition lever. My dad taught me how to drive standard and my legs were long enough to reach the funny looking clutch. I went w/o dessert that night...
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