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      04-05-2021, 10:45 AM   #111
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Toasted home made white bread, lightly buttered with crunchy PB and Blueberry and Jalapeno jelly and a mug of cranberry juice.
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      04-05-2021, 02:18 PM   #112
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Room Service for breakfast

Room Service (RS): “Morny. Ruin sorbees”
Guest (G): “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”
RS: “Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??”
G: “Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs”
RS: “Ow July den?”
G: “What??”
RS: “Ow July den?…pry, boy, pooch?”
G : “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.”
RS: “Ow July dee bayhcem…crease?”
G: “Crisp will be fine.”
RS : “Hokay. An San tos?”
G: “What?”
RS:”San tos. July San tos?”
G: “I don’t think so.”
RS: “No? Judo one toes??”
G: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo one toes’ means.”
RS: “Toes! toes!…why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow inglish mopping we bother?”
G: “English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: “We bother?”
G: “No…just put the bother on the side.”
RS: “Wad?”
G: “I mean butter…just put it on the side.”
RS: “Copy?”
G: “Sorry?”
RS: “Copy…tea…mill?”
G: “Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all.”
RS: “One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy….rye??”
G: “Whatever you say”
RS: “Tendjewberrymuds!”
G: “You’re welcome.”
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      04-05-2021, 02:28 PM   #113
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Room Service (RS): “Morny. Ruin sorbees”
Guest (G): “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”
RS: “Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??”
G: “Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs”
RS: “Ow July den?”
G: “What??”
RS: “Ow July den?…pry, boy, pooch?”
G : “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.”
RS: “Ow July dee bayhcem…crease?”
G: “Crisp will be fine.”
RS : “Hokay. An San tos?”
G: “What?”
RS:”San tos. July San tos?”
G: “I don’t think so.”
RS: “No? Judo one toes??”
G: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo one toes’ means.”
RS: “Toes! toes!…why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow inglish mopping we bother?”
G: “English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: “We bother?”
G: “No…just put the bother on the side.”
RS: “Wad?”
G: “I mean butter…just put it on the side.”
RS: “Copy?”
G: “Sorry?”
RS: “Copy…tea…mill?”
G: “Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all.”
RS: “One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy….rye??”
G: “Whatever you say”
RS: “Tendjewberrymuds!”
G: “You’re welcome.”
Kudos for spelling that accent so well.
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      04-05-2021, 07:53 PM   #114
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1 cup of decaf black coffee, 5 scrambled eggs, half a cup of oats and a handful of fruit.
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Porridge with no honey or maple syrup,a great cholesterol beater then some decaf tea with toast and cottage cheese.
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      04-06-2021, 08:19 AM   #116
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15k this morning in fog.

Toasts, half a banana, PB and hazelnut spread.


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      04-07-2021, 01:33 AM   #117
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15k this morning in fog.

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so much bread u eat. No rice?
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I've got to cut down on bread AND rice, they're belly growers.
Anyways it's another bowl of porridge then a green tea.
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Mini Wheats and blueberries. Maybe rice [Krispies] tomorrow.



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      04-07-2021, 11:28 AM   #120
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Scrabbled egg, a piece of toast, and dark coffee outside on the patio since the weather is finally nice.
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I've got to cut down on bread AND rice, they're belly growers.
Anyways it's another bowl of porridge then a green tea.
Porridge is rice no? R u sick these days? I havnt ate that with old duck egg since i was sick
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Porridge is rice no? R u sick these days? I havnt ate that with old duck egg since i was sick
Good stuff mate, don't you know what Scot's eat..Scots-Porridge-Oats is a great cholesterol reducer lol
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Anyways this morning it's a glass of apple cider vinegar first then pumpkin seeds followed by porridge with macadamia & coconut granola and chia seeds then some Inka decaff coffee.
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Granola and fruits. No rice.



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cereal cream?

and not in a bag???
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and not in a bag???
From a web search:

Cereal cream is just another name for half and half. This term is sometimes used in Canada. Cereal cream and half and half contain 10% milk fat.

The why isn't it in a bag question remains open.....
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Cereal cream is just another name for half and half. This term is sometimes used in Canada. Cereal cream and half and half contain 10% milk fat.

The why isn't it in a bag question remains open.....
Half and half on cereal? Might have to try that some time. Although H&H is pricey... It's like $4/qt here.
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15k before breakfast???? I could never drive that far on an empty stomach.
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15k before breakfast???? I could never drive that far on an empty stomach.
I have one coffee, cream and ½ tsp sugar before I leave. I like to deplete my carb stores from the day before.
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