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      07-27-2022, 10:59 AM   #40129
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Wisdom Wednesday ...

A commercial jetliner is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 36,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?
Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"
The AirBus pilot laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry.
The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.
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      07-27-2022, 06:52 PM   #40131
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Wisdom Wednesday ...

A commercial jetliner is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 36,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.

The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"

He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"

The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?

Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"

The AirBus pilot laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry.

The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.

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When you decide to cut-off a cement truck...


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      07-28-2022, 09:06 AM   #40134
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Please Forgive Me, don't get the reference.
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Another Bryan Adams song, and could be a double entendre
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Oh God, and the Bryan Adams quotes and memes begin.
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You Want It You Got It. It might be Reckless, but don't put his CD's Into the Fire or you might end up Waking Up the Neighbours with an Unplugged rendition of the Best of Me. But On a Day Like Today, my Bare Bones are like the Tracks of My Years and I find it hard to Shine a Light and Get Up, but the Ultimate joy of listening to his music is that it makes me feel So Happy It Hurts and I feel like I'll be 18 till I die.
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