Funny animal pictures

[3.0L]

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[HFW003]

Originally Posted by tranquility

Nom nom nom nom.

Cutest animal you'll see (w handful of leaves in his hand at the ready)🐨

Until they piss on you!

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by HFW003

Until they piss on you!

A former co-worker had a "chat" with a tree squirrel one day and ended up getting pissed on.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by tranquility

Nom nom nom nom.

Cutest animal you'll see (w handful of leaves in his hand at the ready)🐨

Cute yes, but those damn things will tear your face off!

[rwheels]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

A former co-worker had a "chat" with a tree squirrel one day and ended up getting pissed on.

Well; did it piss him off?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

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Male on the left.

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

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Male on the right. $5 says the female stated that she wasn't even hungry 5 minutes before this photo was taken.

[No one]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

These are Rose-ringed parakeets from Kaudulla national park. The male is on the right. Oddly the females of the Kingdom Animalia, Phylum Chordata, and Class Aves display duller color pallets, while the males tend to be more attractive and brightly colored. This is of course to attract the lack luster females.

Just thought I'd share.

This was how I read the picture: the one on the left is annoying and the one on the right is hesitant to provide a hard response.

Regarding colourways, females don't need to look attractive when in high demand but they do need a protective look every time, I guess. Also, it might be the male's responsibility to divert predators from the nest.

[No one]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

$5 says the female stated that she wasn't even hungry 5 minutes before this photo was taken.

It's irrelevant if she's hungry or not. He must bring food anyway.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by No one

This was how I read the picture: the one on the left is annoying and the one on the right is hesitant to provide a hard response.

Regarding colourways, females don't need to look attractive when in high demand but they do need a protective look every time, I guess. Also, it might be the male's responsibility to divert predators from the nest.

I assumed that Jane was referencing the "talk to the hand" pose of the winged-rat on the right, insinuating that this was the female (on the right) being tired of the males shit. I might be wrong. If I am, then the male is on the left.

Also see post in Confess Here. I seriously know shit about birds, but I can google the hell out of anything.

Also if the females don't need to look attractive just because they are in high demand, I guess this explains blue hair, neck/face tattoos and wearing pajama pants/house shoes combo in public of modern day single ladies. I didn't realize how our closely related our species courtly love structure was.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by No one

It's irrelevant if she's hungry or not. He must bring food anyway.

I don't have a solid rebuttal for this. You are correct. Regardless of how not hungry the female is, she will still eat the males food, and the male should be pleased to supply said nourishment....although he will now go without because she wasn't hungry.

Our species and theirs do share many similarities.

I'm just being a dick as 90% of her posts are verbally degrading of men in a feeble attempt at flirting.

Up next, Jane explains how our societal mating rituals should mirror that of the Preying Mantis.

[No one]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I assumed that Jane was referencing the "talk to the hand" pose of the winged-rat on the right, insinuating that this was the female (on the right) being tired of the males shit. I might be wrong. If I am, then the male is on the left.

What?

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Also if the females don't need to look attractive just because they are in high demand, I guess this explains blue hair, neck/face tattoos and wearing pajama pants/house shoes combo in public of modern day single ladies. I didn't realize how our closely related our species courtly love structure was.

I don't know if explicitly ugly women can be in demand (they might be according to the dedicated neighbouring thread). I would guess they are simply desperate. There should be "a bit" more of common sense in the animal world.

[TKDbilly]

Wasn't sure whether this belonged here or on the LOL thread ... but funny ...

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by No one

What?



I don't know if explicitly ugly women can be in demand

According to them they are in very high demand.

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I don't have a solid rebuttal for this. You are correct. Regardless of how not hungry the female is, she will still eat the males food, and the male should be pleased to supply said nourishment....although he will now go without because she wasn't hungry.

Our species and theirs do share many similarities.

I'm just being a dick as 90% of her posts are verbally degrading of men in a feeble attempt at flirting.

Up next, Jane explains how our societal mating rituals should mirror that of the Preying Mantis.

Or a Black Widow.

[tranquility]

Originally Posted by HFW003

Until they piss on you!

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Cute yes, but those damn things will tear your face off!

You guys are such 1/2-glass emptiers haha. Their overwhelming cuteness renders their perceived bad pts trivial

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by tranquility

You guys are such 1/2-glass emptiers haha. Their overwhelming cuteness renders their perceived bad pts trivial

I felt the same way about the second wife. I was wrong.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by tranquility

You guys are such 1/2-glass emptiers haha. Their overwhelming cuteness renders their perceived bad pts trivial
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Have you heard their mating call?
Surprisingly loud for such a small, cute critter. Also, sounds kinda like a donkey. lol

[tranquility]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I felt the same way about the second wife. I was wrong.

...but that's where you messed up, should've heeded the saying "once bitten, twice shy".

Originally Posted by Esteban

Have you heard their mating call?
Surprisingly loud for such a small, cute critter. Also, sounds kinda like a donkey. lol

Yes, I'm very familiar w those cute marsupials, I know they sound like a broken carburetor sometimes lol. However, they also make a cute screeching noise when calling out for their moms. Nothing will sway me from being enamoured forever w them!

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by tranquility

Yes, I'm very familiar w those cute marsupials, I know they sound like a broken carburetor sometimes lol. However, they also make a cute screeching noise when calling out for their moms. Nothing will sway me from being enamoured forever w them!

Agree! Was watching a show with them last night called "The secrets of the Zoo: Down Under." Had an episode about cute Koalas. It was on the Nat Geo Wild channel. Very good show with lots of wonderful animals.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by tranquility

...but that's where you messed up, should've heeded the saying "once bitten, twice shy".

Well.....she was extremely hot and she had a vagina that she liked to share with me. It'll happen again....it's actually happening again now. The difference is the one that I have now is so much nicer to deal with and I think she actually likes me.

[tranquility]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Well.....she was extremely hot and she had a vagina that she liked to share with me. It'll happen again....it's actually happening again now. The difference is the one that I have now is so much nicer to deal with and I think she actually likes me.

Dude....

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Well.....she was extremely hot and she had a vagina that she liked to share with me. It'll happen again....it's actually happening again now. The difference is the one that I have now is so much nicer to deal with and I think she actually likes me.

This is King Rudi multitasking the vag + Bimmerpost....