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      04-06-2024, 12:55 PM   #221
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It is a perk.... believe it or not,

Why else become a copper, if not to drive fast, jump lights and park where you want.

Generally (real) cops have dangerous jobs, they can come home injured or sometimes not at all.

Regardless of what people say, very few want to go into LEO, but someone has to do it.

When I worked in a bakery, at the end of my shift, I got free bread and rolls, when I worked as a TELCO eng I used to get free international calls

If I was to be a cop, thats a perk I want to have

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Bloody copper parks up in bus stop/pavement whilst he sits in McDonald’s, parking enforcement officer just looks & walks by twice without putting a ticket on it, if it were you or I we would be ticketed….Bloody well boils my piss
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You have it wrong, in the morning when they parked, the ground was covered in snow, later on in the day you can see it melted

They get a pass

No pass here. There was no snow and there's no overnight parking in this lot.
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      04-15-2024, 06:51 AM   #225
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      04-17-2024, 03:29 PM   #226
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      04-18-2024, 12:09 AM   #227
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"your parking job...gave me cancer"

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I laughed.
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      04-18-2024, 11:10 AM   #229
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I laughed.
I didn't laugh. My DW's only co-worker at her branch office just passed away Tuesday night...from lung cancer...a lifetime smoker.....
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I didn't laugh. My DW's only co-worker at her branch office just passed away Tuesday night...from lung cancer...a lifetime smoker.....
That is sad. My condolences. I have talked about my hate for smoking here many times and how long it took me to quit. My biggest motivator was I didn't want to get cancer because I couldn't put my family through that. If you can't do it for yourself do it for your loved ones.
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      05-02-2024, 01:55 PM   #231
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So it's an unusually nice day here (75 an sunny) so took the 997 out for a spin and picked up the kids and went for an ice cream. I park the car with no one around me in the ice cream parlour car park. Naturally someone parks right near me then they go get their ice cream and decide the best place to eat it is standing up with their door open the entire time, 1 inch from my car.

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      05-02-2024, 09:28 PM   #234
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So it's an unusually nice day here (75 an sunny) so took the 997 out for a spin and picked up the kids and went for an ice cream. I park the car with no one around me in the ice cream parlour car park. Naturally someone parks right near me then they go get their ice cream and decide the best place to eat it is standing up with their door open the entire time, 1 inch from my car.

Fuck me.
At least it was an inch!

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At least it was an inch!

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      05-03-2024, 07:17 AM   #236
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At least it was an inch!

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      05-03-2024, 03:03 PM   #237
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      05-03-2024, 03:08 PM   #238
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I don't know why the pictures come out sideways. it's not like I took them that way or they are stored that way

THANKS!
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I don't know why the pictures come out sideways. it's not like I took them that way or they are stored that way

THANKS!
Because your pictures are too big. (2133 pix) Keep the vertical (Portrait) size under 1400 pixels for best presentation.
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Excellent, how was the repair done?
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