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XPO186 · 03-02-2010, 03:42 AM

Repost?

An excerpt from "Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes":

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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.

This book hopes to change that.

Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

03-02-2010, 03:43 AM

Dan in PA · 03-02-2010, 03:47 AM

wut. . .

stevend218 · 03-02-2010, 04:45 AM

HA! if you ever want to get back at somebody.... bake them something from this book.

ibeclueless · 03-02-2010, 07:24 AM

lol wth

OlivaresAnthony · 03-02-2010, 09:41 AM

Spool · 03-02-2010, 10:21 AM

Is that Flan on the cover? Cuz i love that shit, Flan...now i will never eat it again

XPO186 · 03-02-2010, 10:30 AM

LoL

Everyone loves Flan... just not the version w/man milk in it.

Ahh, Flan: Eggs, Milk, Sugar, Vanilla, and DNA

chungdae · 03-02-2010, 10:55 AM

. . .

addy85 · 03-02-2010, 12:57 PM

You should be banned for posting this nasty shit.

ragingclue · 03-02-2010, 12:59 PM

Do they already make Flan with that special ingredient? Is that what is in the picture?

DougLikesBMW · 03-02-2010, 01:39 PM

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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.

This book hopes to change that.

Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Alexander · 03-02-2010, 03:06 PM

Was this on Colbert?

Gavin@MMW · 03-02-2010, 03:21 PM

jesus h.....

MrAdams · 03-02-2010, 04:38 PM

cum on...

Blake · 03-02-2010, 05:03 PM

99% sure this is repost

Scorpion · 03-02-2010, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 1989baby

cum on...

Hahaha

But yeah that's pretty gross.

MCMLXXXIX · 03-02-2010, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

O_O

XPO186 · 03-03-2010, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by addy85

You should be banned for posting this nasty shit.

Maybe you should pull your tampon out and talk about your feelings

Bimmer-Pilot · 03-03-2010, 10:23 AM

This is how they fill pastries with semen

XPO186 · 03-03-2010, 10:32 AM

LMFAO!!! I love that movie...

"They're still warm!"

"I think I've had these before!"

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