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      03-03-2024, 02:09 PM   #7613
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Both of these guys are dead now, so I guess they weren't so bad after all.
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“Emortal”?!?! How do people create these things for wide public consumption and not bother with a little proofreading? Google is REALLY easy.
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      03-03-2024, 02:34 PM   #7615
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“Emortal”?!?! How do people create these things for wide public consumption and not bother with a little proofreading? Google is REALLY easy.
They either don't know how to spell or they’re trying to be funny.

More importantly, both those guys are dead. Walter Matthau died in 2000 and Jack Lemmon died in 2001 so there's a good possibility they were both dead when the meme was made.
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Favorite Walter Matthau movie is Hopscotch with Glenda Jackson. Ned Beatty and Sam Waterston are both in it as well. Great movie.

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Favorite Walter Matthau movie is Hopscotch with Glenda Jackson. Ned Beatty and Sam Waterston are both in it as well. Great movie.
Mine is Charley Varrick.
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Park benches near a Seniors' Home. Because you can't trust a fart.


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......when the early bird specials don't seem so early anymore.
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Park benches near a Seniors' Home. Because you can't trust a fart.
"Here I sit all broken hearted..."
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......when the early bird specials don't seem so early anymore.
Eating dinner before 5PM is the norm, now.
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Eating dinner before 5PM is the norm, now.

True that. If I eat any earlier, I'll save money... I can eat the restaurant lunch specials for dinner...
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"Here I sit all broken hearted..."
My dad says this all the time!
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You know you're old when...

Veni. VIDI. Ego in arca poop. Nihil.

Felix dies!!!!!
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Veni. VIDI. Ego in arca poop. Nihil.

Felix dies!!!!!
I guess I'll get off your lawn. I have NO clue what you are talking about.
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      03-06-2024, 05:39 AM   #7628
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I'm glad I'm not the only one. I guess we're not that old.
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I guess I'll get off your lawn. I have NO clue what you are talking about.
I came. I saw. I pooped in a box. Negative test result.

Happy days.

(It sounds nicer in Latin.)

I could go on a rant about the poop-in-a-box test company plastering their return shipping packaging with their advertising branding, so the patient gets all kinds of disgusting looks at the UPS counter when they ship their, um, sample back. My DW (who handles sewage treatment plant test samples daily for her job) thankfully offered to handle the return shipping, and got a chuckle out of the counter person's reaction.....
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Wasn't sure where to post these and ultimately decided on the joke thread (since they are jokes) but they're jokes about us older guys so could also be posted in this thread.

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“Emortal”?!?! How do people create these things for wide public consumption and not bother with a little proofreading? Google is REALLY easy.
I’m late, but:

Emortal- when you live forever on the internet.

Sending in my TM application today.
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I thought recently then I looked in our medicine cabinet that we are getting old. Went from having ibuprofen only back in a day, now to cabinet fool of random meds…
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