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      08-14-2019, 05:05 AM   #1
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Not M related but some humour here.Read in my daily that a woman in Germany on misfilling her diesel car with petrol at a fuel station connected a hose from the tank to a VACUUM CLEANER and it promptly caught fire totalling the car.Wonder how she's going to write that up in the claim.
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      08-15-2019, 04:00 AM   #2
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Not M related but some humour here.Read in my daily that a woman in Germany on misfilling her diesel car with petrol at a fuel station connected a hose from the tank to a VACUUM CLEANER and it promptly caught fire totalling the car.Wonder how she's going to write that up in the claim.
lol, sounds like she paid for the driving licence too and has a daddy that maintains her
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Not M related but some humour here.Read in my daily that a woman in Germany on misfilling her diesel car with petrol at a fuel station connected a hose from the tank to a VACUUM CLEANER and it promptly caught fire totalling the car.Wonder how she's going to write that up in the claim.
Hope she is good at blow jobs.
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